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    <title lang="zh">Body Systems</title>
    <desc>The musculoskeletal system keeps our organs protected and supports our bodies to give them shape and form.</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">BtN Newsbreak</title>
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    <title lang="zh">Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Specials</title>
    <desc>Phil's going undercover in the East Midlands where, latest figures show, it takes longer to sell your house than anywhere else in England. (Final)</desc>
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    <desc>Decorating was never going to be a simple task in the Harper household, particularly when Ben discovers that Janey's boyfriend, Stupid Brian, has been recruited by Susan to help.</desc>
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    <desc>As Calder reels from the devastating news, Tosh follows a controversial line of enquiry.</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">Elementary</title>
    <desc>Sherlock and Kitty investigate after a man's severed hand is found in the street; Gregson gets in trouble with the brass and his daughter when he punches another cop; Sherlock discovers a manuscript that Watson has written about his cases.</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">ER</title>
    <desc>Dr. Carter celebrates Christmas at a Congolese medical clinic, wrangling over meagre supplies and confronting anti-Americanism, but he falls for an AIDS worker named Makemba.</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">QI</title>
    <desc>Stephen Fry asks questions on the subject of Hypothetical with guests Sandi Toksvig, John Lloyd, Johnny Vegas and the ever-present Alan Davies.</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">Would I Lie To You?</title>
    <desc>Rob Brydon is back in the host's chair, with Lee Mack and David Mitchell returning as team captains. Sorting the fact from the fiction this week are guests Mist, Jayde Adams, Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen and Ellie Simmonds.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-13</date>
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    <desc>The MythBusters take on five filmic firearm cliches: Will a bent-barreled shot gun fire? Can you fire a gun in space? Will a gun dropped in a deep fryer go off? What weird items will stop a bullet? And does a neon sign really explode when hit by a bullet?</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Down Under</title>
    <desc>Phil is in magnificent Melbourne waiting to surprise a couple of Brits fresh off the plane and find them their dream home down under.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-13</date>
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    <desc>Kevin McCloud examines an ambitious upside-down, New Zealand-inspired hill house clinging to a steep slope. The couple bought the Malvern Hills plot in Worcestershire through the internet without seeing it first.</desc>
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    <desc>Hanging out in Claire Hooper's House of Games this week, we've got performer Eddie Perfect, swimmer Emily Seebohm, and comedians Alex Lee and Dave Thornton testing their wits for the chance to win a bread bin. Or a trophy.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-13</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Spicks and Specks</title>
    <desc>Joining Adam Hills are Lloyd Cole, Emily Browning, Sammy J, Dave O'Neil, and Raga Dolls Salon Orchestra.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-13</date>
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    <title lang="zh">QI</title>
    <desc>Gyles Brandreth, Victoria Coren Mitchell and Jimmy Carr join regular panellist Alan Davies and host Sandi Toksvig to contemplate the theme of 'not nearly'. As usual, correctness and intelligence go out of the window.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-13</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Would I Lie To You?</title>
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    <date>2026-05-13</date>
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    <desc>Humphrey and his team are baffled by the mysterious disappearance of an entire family. Martha prepares for the launch of her caf  but is thrown when a face from the past shows up.</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">Elementary</title>
    <desc>Holmes and Watson search for a thief who committed murder to steal a rare map. Meanwhile, Watson becomes concerned with Sherlock's escalating interference into Kitty's burgeoning personal life.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-13</date>
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    <title lang="zh">ER</title>
    <desc>Carter returns full of surprises, including a pregnant new love, Makemba. Pratt accidentally breaks a patient's neck while doing an unendorsed intubation. A whole nursing shift can't go home until they find one missing Valium.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-13</date>
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    <title lang="zh">My Family</title>
    <desc>Decorating was never going to be a simple task in the Harper household, particularly when Ben discovers that Janey's boyfriend, Stupid Brian, has been recruited by Susan to help.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-13</date>
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    <title lang="zh">rage Charts</title>
    <desc>Australia's longest running music TV show, rage is home to the biggest vault of music videos from a diverse range of artists, genres and eras. We curate the best clips of all time to surprise and entertain you for hours.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-13</date>
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    <title lang="zh">QI</title>
    <desc>Stephen Fry looks at a complete kaleidoscope of K-topics with Sandi Toksvig.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-13</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Outlaws</title>
    <desc>In order to stay alive, the outlaws consider an unlikely - and dangerous - way of making money. Meanwhile, two familiar detectives turn their attention to a certain London kingpin.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-13</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Live At The Apollo</title>
    <desc>The magnificent Dara O'Briain is your host for this episode of the award winning Live at the Apollo as he introduces comedians Jack Skipper and Felicity Ward to the stage.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-13</date>
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    <desc>Things get awkward after Michael dates George-Michael's ethics teacher then learns his son has a crush on her. George Sr. receives a visit from Cindi, a fan of his "Caged Wisdom" tapes.</desc>
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    <desc>Stephen Fry asks questions on the subject of Hypothetical with guests Sandi Toksvig, John Lloyd, Johnny Vegas and the ever-present Alan Davies.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-13</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Star Wars: Young Jedi Adventures</title>
    <desc>Nash and the young Jedi transport a princess.</desc>
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    <desc>Mavis learns the best way to bring the Hotel into the future is to go wireless. So she has all the spider webs taken down and instantly the Hotel goes dark and off grid. Oops.</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">Hotel Transylvania: The Series</title>
    <desc>Step-siblings Pedro and Wendy need a tiebreaker to swing things in their favour. But they're about to get more than they bargained for. Why? Because Mr Blob is expecting!</desc>
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    <desc>To reveal the bad spy, the kids invite the three suspects from Parent Teacher Night over for a day of interrogation, using some truth serum stolen from their parents' spy room. The answers surprise them.</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">Miraculous: Tales Of Ladybug And Cat Noir</title>
    <desc>Jagged Stone's guitarist Vivica gets akumatized into Desperada. Armed with her evil guitar, she wants to punish Jagged Stone for firing her. Ladybug and Cat Noir had better be ready to rock on!</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">Miraculous: Tales Of Ladybug And Cat Noir</title>
    <desc>Ladybug faces Nino's little brother, now Chris Master.</desc>
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    <desc>Robin learns the powers of avocados, a super food.</desc>
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    <desc>Under the guise of superhero Super Sheep, Shaun tries to restore peace to the farm.</desc>
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    <desc>When Scooby-Doo and the gang are investigating a mysterious ghost at a historic mecca of high fashion on 5th Avenue, they bump into none other than fashion icon Tim Gunn!</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">The Powerpuff Girls</title>
    <desc>When Princess Morbucks steals Octi, Bubbles' reaction surprises everyone, even her sisters.</desc>
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    <desc>Oscar and Susie weather the spotted bear stretch together.</desc>
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    <desc>The Wattersons are surprised to discover that their past actions have consequences.</desc>
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    <desc>The Titans save the Justice League from the clutches of Darkseid.</desc>
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    <desc>When Monarch senses a unique occasion to get a real second chance, he is ready to do anything, even if it means that this could be his last chance to seize the Miraculous.</desc>
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    <desc>Inside Prime Empire, the ninja are in unfamiliar territory, ignorant of the rules, as they try to find Zane and escape Unagami's Red Visors.</desc>
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    <desc>Our hosts try out some Renaissance painting techniques and create their own version of the Mona Lisa, plus working out how springs can help tell the time. Also, see how Renaissance astrologers turned their eyes to the skies.</desc>
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    <desc>From camels to space rockets, via Dandy Horses, actual horses, royal train rides, cars, balloons and planes, we look at the history of getting around.</desc>
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    <desc>BTN is a high-energy, fun way for Upper Primary and Secondary students to learn about current issues and events in their world. Each program is built around major news stories of the week.</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">The Ancient World</title>
    <desc>Explores the rise and fall of Ancient India, its achievements in urban planning, advancements in art, trade, transport and medicine, and the legacies it left for the world we know today.</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">BtN Newsbreak</title>
    <desc>Find out what's going on in the world with a news bulletin designed for children, featuring stories that are relevant and easy to understand.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Down Under</title>
    <desc>Phil is in magnificent Melbourne waiting to surprise a couple of Brits fresh off the plane and find them their dream home down under.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">My Family</title>
    <desc>Nick has a new girlfriend and the family get a bit of a shock when he brings her round for dinner. Also, Michael gets a new computer and Janey is starting to feel like the `poor relation'.</desc>
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    <desc>Calder and Tosh reunite as the police descend upon the Bain farm and begin their search.</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">Elementary</title>
    <desc>Holmes and Watson search for a thief who committed murder to steal a rare map. Meanwhile, Watson becomes concerned with Sherlock's escalating interference into Kitty's burgeoning personal life.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">ER</title>
    <desc>Carter returns full of surprises, including a pregnant new love, Makemba. Pratt accidentally breaks a patient's neck while doing an unendorsed intubation. A whole nursing shift can't go home until they find one missing Valium.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">QI</title>
    <desc>This episode is a quite interesting look at 'House and Home'. Joining QI Master Stephen Fry 'in da house' are panellists Danny Baker, Eddie Izzard, Bill Bailey and Alan Davies.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Mythbusters</title>
    <desc>In this moonshiner-inspired episode, the MythBusters find out if an exploding still really could blow your house down and if you really could use hooch to fuel an unmodified car on a "moonshine run".</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Down Under</title>
    <desc>Phil puts his Secret Agent powers to good use in Adelaide, helping some beach hungry house hunters uncover their dream house in Oz.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Grand Designs UK</title>
    <desc>Kevin McCloud meets a couple who combine their love of old with contemporary architecture as they transform a derelict Victorian gatehouse in North London. Can they balance their busy lives with project managing the build?</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Claire Hooper's House Of Games</title>
    <desc>Each week on Claire Hooper's House of Games, four celebrities face a bunch of tricky trivia, perplexing puzzles and hilarious headscratchers in exchange for a low-rent daily prize and a shot at the weekly champion's trophy.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Spicks and Specks</title>
    <desc>Joining Adam Hills are Katie Noonan, Brian Mannix, Gary Adams and Andrew Denton.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">QI</title>
    <desc>Sandi is joined by Zoe Lyons, Dan Tiernan, Josh Widdicombe and Alan Davies for an underground and underwater episode of QI.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Would I Lie To You?</title>
    <desc>Rob Brydon hosts the award-winning comedy panel show with David Mitchell and Lee Mack as the lightning-quick team captains. Over the course of the show, celebrity guests reveal amazing stories about themselves, some of which are true and some of which are not. The aim of the game is to fool the opposition into mistaking fact for fiction and fiction for fact. The guests on this episode are James Ac</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Would I Lie To You?</title>
    <desc>Rob Brydon is back with Lee Mack and David Mitchell returning as the lightning-quick team captains. Helping sort the fact from the fiction are guests Bob Mortimer, Dianne Buswell, Jamelia and Mark Chapman.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Gruen</title>
    <desc>Australia's favourite multi-award winning, multi-award losing, longest running, and most importantly, the only show about advertising is coming back for an 18th season.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Planet America</title>
    <desc>President Trump is scheduled to visit China and meet with President Xi Jinping this week. Chas and John discuss what's at stake, what to what out for and how it could shape global politics moving forward.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Koala Man</title>
    <desc>Liam makes a new American friend.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">ER</title>
    <desc>Abby and Neela are assigned to a monthlong rotation in the neonatal intensive-care unit, and they experience emotional highs and lows while caring for the struggling infants.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">My Family</title>
    <desc>Nick has a new girlfriend and the family get a bit of a shock when he brings her round for dinner. Also, Michael gets a new computer and Janey is starting to feel like the `poor relation'.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">rage Charts</title>
    <desc>Australia's longest running music TV show, rage is home to the biggest vault of music videos from a diverse range of artists, genres and eras. We curate the best clips of all time to surprise and entertain you for hours.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Bucket List</title>
    <desc>Two terminally ill cancer patients, one a wealthy tycoon, the other a penniless mechanic, resolve to enjoy the time they have left to live life to the full. While in hospital, the pair draw up a list of all the things they have always wanted to do but never found the time, before embarking on a mission to try them all.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">QI</title>
    <desc>Joining Sandi tonight are Aisling Bea, Cally Beaton, Holly Walsh and Alan Davies, all discussing everything related to "Road and Rail".</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Arrested Development</title>
    <desc>While Michael experiences his first one-night stand with a blind woman named Maggie, George Sr. learns that Cindi is actually an undercover agent who has fallen in love with him.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">ABC News Update</title>
    <desc>The headlines from ABC News, updating you on the day's top stories from across Australia and around the world.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">QI</title>
    <desc>This episode is a quite interesting look at 'House and Home'. Joining QI Master Stephen Fry 'in da house' are panellists Danny Baker, Eddie Izzard, Bill Bailey and Alan Davies.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Star Wars: Young Jedi Adventures</title>
    <desc>Kai's bad day worsens when a simple mission goes awry.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Hotel Transylvania: The Series</title>
    <desc>Mavis and the gang help Hank overcome his fears with a little scare-apy. But it works so well that suddenly Hank isn't afraid of anything! He's got a new lease on his afterlife.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Hotel Transylvania: The Series</title>
    <desc>Mavis wants a day all to herself so she tells one little fib about bowling with Aunt Lydia and down, well, now she's stuck in a bowling league with Aunt Lydia!</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Born to spy</title>
    <desc>The kids organise an excursion to the Botanic Gardens to intercept Mr Turei's mission - but their plan is derailed when their Halmeoni shows up unexpectedly, distracting them from their goal.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Miraculous: Tales Of Ladybug And Cat Noir</title>
    <desc>Max s mum gets akumatized into Startrain. Now at the controls of a flying train, she wants to realise her dream of becoming an astronaut. There's a high-flying mission ahead for Ladybug and Cat Noir!.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Miraculous: Tales Of Ladybug And Cat Noir</title>
    <desc>Ms Mendeleiev gets akumatized into Kwamibuster, she wants to capture Tikki and Plagg to prove to the world that these magical creatures are real. Ladybug and Cat Noir will have to protect their secret at all costs.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Teen Titans Go!</title>
    <desc>Robin vows to never wash it again after Starfire kissed it.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Scooby-Doo and Guess Who?</title>
    <desc>Scooby Doo and the gang are in Austria for the International Ice Games and meet Tara Lipinski.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Powerpuff Girls</title>
    <desc>When the Girls start playing soccer the Professor goes overboard.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Open Season: Call Of Nature</title>
    <desc>When a visiting tortoise gets in an "accident," Elliot is forced into the most awkward and horrible of charades to avoid getting into even bigger trouble.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Summer Camp Island</title>
    <desc>Lucy's suspicious behaviour prompts Oscar and Hedgehog to investigate whether or not she's the kingpin of a secret society.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Amazing World of Gumball</title>
    <desc>When everyone in the Watterson household wants to watch their favourite show at the same time, a massive fight breaks out over control of the television remote.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Teen Titans Go!</title>
    <desc>Robin teaches the other Titans about the difference between the Imperial System and the Metric System.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Teen Titans Go!</title>
    <desc>The Titans try to get off the Naughty List by any means.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Miraculous: Tales Of Ladybug And Cat Noir</title>
    <desc>Max s mom is leaving for a space mission soon. When Marinette hears the news, she comes up with an idea to help Max cope well with the separation.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Instinct</title>
    <desc>The stoic samurai warrior Okino is a serious and duty-bound warrior who is unaware that Prime Empire is a game because he is part of it. His duty is to lead players through the three dangers of Terra Karana to the first Key-tana, but the game is rigged to be nearly impossible, and Okino quickly fails his masters, so he prepares to abandon his job in disgrace, but then the ninjas arrive.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">We Baby Bears</title>
    <desc>The Bears team up with Polly the Parrot Pirate on a quest for hidden treasure.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Pokemon Horizons: The Series</title>
    <desc>The Rising Volt Tacklers reunite and prepare to take to the skies once more.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Gg: Spawn Squad</title>
    <desc>Can Dom or Gem make an unbeatable car in Lego 2k Drive? And what could they build if they work together?</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Shaun the Sheep</title>
    <desc>The Farmer is out of shape so Bitzer encourages him to get fit using an improvised exercise bike from the scrap heap. The bike breaks free from its fixings and is soon travelling cross country along with its oblivious rider.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Numberblocks</title>
    <desc>Ten puts the Numberblobs to sleep by singing them a special version of a nursery rhyme.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Alphablocks</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Let's Sing!</title>
    <desc>The Lion Sleeps Tonight by Solomon Linda, sung by South African-born singer Valanga Khoza while he plays a kalimba</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Bitesize Daily</title>
    <desc>Learn about dynamics, tempo and how to perform them.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Brilliant World Of Tom Gates</title>
    <desc>Tom is in detention. He was playing his homemade kazoo in assembly and making everyone laugh. Tom shows us how to make a kazoo and Liz shows us how to draw a monster bag!</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Btn: Media Literacy</title>
    <desc>Fake news is big news at the moment! Many experts are worried about the effect that fake stories are having on the media and democracy, but did you know that fake news isn't new?</desc>
    <date>2026-05-14</date>
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