Nickelodeon 'S1/E5 - Squidinas Little Helper'. Squidina hires an assistant who's a little too good at his job. 2026-10-23 'S13/E16 - Ma and Pa's Big Hurrah / Yellow Pavement'. When SpongeBob's parents come to visit, their thirst for thrills comes as a big surprise. // You'll learn all you need to get your boating license in this educational driving film. 2026-10-23 'S1/E2 - Faulty Powers'. After a training accident causes a glitch in Chloe's powers, Max and Phoebe look for a cure. 2026-10-23 'S1/E6 - Chapa's Crush'. When Danger Force fails a mission because Chapa is distracted by a crush, the gang has to track down her obsession and get their friend back to her normal self. 2026-10-23 'S2/E4 - Henry & The Woodpeckers'. When Piper's basketball coach quits, Henry becomes their coach. As he tries to whip the team into shape, he is challenged by the League Board and its unorthodox rules. 2026-10-23 'S7/E11 - Leave No Van Behind / Sponsor Tripped'. Vanzilla breaks down. Lynn and friends enjoy free perks around Royal Wood. 2026-10-23 'S7/E12 - Party Fowl / Sleepless in Royal Woods'. When Sergio stays at the Louds, he soon gets into trouble when he doesn't want to hang out with the rest of the pets. 2026-10-23 'S2/E21 - No Laughing Matter'. When Luan overhears her siblings complaining about her comedy, she decides to give it up. 2026-10-23 'S16/E2 - Curse of the WereDoodle / Gorilla Suit Day'. SpongeBob learns to drive in Klopnod. // Slappy is hired at the Krusty Krab. 2026-10-23 'S16/E5 - Hog Huntin''. It's a busy day at the laundromat. // Old Man Jenkins loses his worm hog. 2026-10-23 'S12/E2 - The Hankering'. Mr. Krabs has a secret taste for something surprising. 2026-10-23 'S1/E7 - Stan's showtime / The Truth is Out There'. Stan claims to have a real Marsupilami appearing in a show he's putting on, but it's a fake robot. 2026-10-23 'S4/E3 - A Tinkle In Time'. After following the sound of Patrick's voice into the Time Closet, Tinkle stumbles on a time-travelling adventure. 2026-10-23 'S2/E9 - Best Served Cold / Tattoo Hullabaloo'. The enemies of the Star family team up to exact their revenge. 2026-10-23 'S8/E10 - The Weakest Ink / Sales Forced'. To commemorate their video hitting 10,000 streams, the Moon Goats agree to all get matching tattoos. When Lisa's science club holds a fundraiser, she struggles to master the art of salesmanship. 2026-10-23 'S7/E15 - An Inspector Falls / One In A Million'. Luan is the lead role in her school play./Lincoln and Clyde attempt to be Flip's millionth customer. 2026-10-23 'S7/E16 - Dread of the Class / Welcome to the Doll Heist'. In order to receive her diploma from Luan's pranking academy, Ronnie Anne must pass one final test. 2026-10-23 'S7/E18'. Rusty strikes a deal with Morpheus that for a seemingly small price, Morpheus will cast spells for him. 2026-10-23 'S12/E7 - The Krusty Bucket / Squid's on a Bus'. The Krusty Krab crew goes to a big concert to sell Krabby Patties in the stands. SpongeBob explores the melodious dreamscapes of his sleeping neighbours. 2026-10-23 'S11/E9 - Fun-Sized Friends / Grandmum's the Word'. SpongeBob and Patrick help Bubble Bass move out of his mother's basement. 2026-10-23 'S4/E4 - Two Pests in a Teapot'. When Granny Tentacles goes out for a spa day, Patrick and Squidina take care of her house. 2026-10-23 'S1/E3 - Dance Off / The show must go on'. Jade's a great dancer which results in her facing Mr Best for dance off in person. 2026-10-23 'S3/E9 - Missed Connection'. Lisa gets invited to work at an institute and get away from her crazy family./ Lori and Bobby worry that dating long-distance is causing them to lose their connection. 2026-10-23 'S3/E10 - Deal Me Out / Friendzy'. Lincoln and Clyde worry that they may be too old to still be playing Ace Savvy./ Lincoln discovers that having a friend over means getting special privileges. 2026-10-23 'S13/E8 - Slappy Days'. Nosferatu's minion Slappy kills some time around Bikini Bottom. 2026-10-23 'S14/E4 - Blood Is Thicker Than Grease / Don't Make Me Laugh'. Sick of being stepped on, Plankton learns self-defence from Sandy. 2026-10-23 'S5/E39 - The Fate Of Danger Part 1'. Kid Danger and his friends try to figure out how to get Captain Man back from the past, while Drex furthers his scheme to erase Swellview's memory of Captain Man forever. 2026-10-23 'S5/E40 - The Fate Of Danger Part 2'. Kid Danger and Captain Man battle Drex on top of a blimp. But when the blimp aims straight for the Swellview Baby Hospital, one hero must stay behind to save the day. 2026-10-23 'S3/E13 - The Battle for Swellview Part 2'. Danger Force must fulfill a new Prophecy that they etched into the cave wall, four heroes defeating a powerful monster. 2026-10-23 'S2/E13 - Mastermind Unmasked: 2'. When B.C. forces Chloe to steal a magical amulet that grants him superhero powers, the Thundermans unite to stop his plan. Chloe must reveal her identity to save her friends. 2026-10-23 'S2/E17 - The Packer Packer Bowl'. Bacon becomes the West Packer High football mascot, but when the school's rival steals him as part of a prank, Lay Lay will stop at nothing to get her beloved pig back. 2026-10-23 'S6/E5 - The Taunting Hour / Musical Chairs'. Lincoln convinces his teacher to join the Doo-Dads to get a better seat in class./ Lincoln tries to help Lynn get over a heckler at her soccer game. 2026-10-23 'S6/E6 - A Bug's Strife / All the Rage'. Dad tears the house apart trying to find the cricket ruining his peaceful day./ Tired of getting pummeled during dodgeball, Lincoln and the gang use Clyde's untapped rage. 2026-10-23 'S4/E10 - A Grave Mistake'. Lucy faces off against her friend Haiku to become president of the Young Morticians' Club./ Leni is promoted to temporary manager at work. 2026-10-23 'S15/E9 - Smartificial Intelligence / Firehouse Bob'. SpongeBob experiences a bad luck streak when his lucky tie clip suddenly goes missing. 2026-10-23 'S9/E6 - Rough Patch'. To earn her next patch and become a golden Snickerdoodle, Lola must spend quality time with Sunset Canyon senior, Bernie. 2026-10-23 'S4/E16 - Deep Cuts/Game Off'. Desperate to play Lincoln's trash-themed video game, Lana conspires to distract her brother away from the console. 2026-10-23 'S5/E21 - Lori Days / In the Mick of Time'. Lori feels disconnected from her siblings, so she visits them./ Luna embellishes her relationship to Mick Swagger, putting her in a tight spot for the school dance. 2026-10-23 'S13/E8 - A Place For Pets'. Squidward ventures to Nosferatu's castle after accidentally receiving his mail. Nosferatu's minion Slappy kills some time around Bikini Bottom. 2026-10-23 'S15/E8 - Jeffy T's Prankwell Emporium / A Taste of Plankton'. Squidward sets out to prove that aliens aren't real...until he has a close encounter of his own. 2026-10-23 'S1/E12 - Mission Park / Mar-Spooky-Lami'. The Twins and Marsupilamis want to play in the park, but Rosa is guarding the entrance so they need to find another way in. // Marcel sneaks into the Chahuta and the Marsups give him a fright! 2026-10-23 'S1/E17 - Mica's New Friend'. Mica believes that Marcel is interested in astronomy so befriends him! 2026-10-23 'S7/E13 - Hunn-cut Gems / Can't Lynn Em All'. When Liam fills in as a reporter, the school soon falls in love with Liam's life on Hunnicutt Farms. // When Lynn is scouted for her athletic prowess, she soon becomes a professional Wrestler. 2026-10-23 'S7/E14 - Bye Tanya / What Lies Beneath'. Leni must protect her mannequin friend Tanya when her boss, Ms. Carmichael, decides to update Reininger's. 2026-10-23 'S9 - Sick As A Dad'. With Mom busy at work, the Loud siblings are tasked with taking care of Dad when he overreacts to getting a cold. 2026-10-23 'S5/E39 - The Fate Of Danger Part 1'. Kid Danger and his friends try to figure out how to get Captain Man back from the past, while Drex furthers his scheme to erase Swellview's memory of Captain Man forever. 2026-10-23 'S5/E40 - The Fate Of Danger Part 2'. Kid Danger and Captain Man battle Drex on top of a blimp. But when the blimp aims straight for the Swellview Baby Hospital, one hero must stay behind to save the day. 2026-10-23 'S3/E13 - The Battle for Swellview Part 2'. Danger Force must fulfill a new Prophecy that they etched into the cave wall, four heroes defeating a powerful monster. 2026-10-23 'S2/E13 - Mastermind Unmasked: 2'. When B.C. forces Chloe to steal a magical amulet that grants him superhero powers, the Thundermans unite to stop his plan. Chloe must reveal her identity to save her friends. 2026-10-23 'S2/E26 - Lay Lay Goes Away-Way'. Lay Lay and Sadie help Bryce and Trish celebrate their anniversary by recreating their first date. 2026-10-23 'S3/E3 - iSell Penny Tees'. The gang goes into business making and selling Penny-Tees. After sales go through the roof, Sam recruits 4th-graders to help make shirts. But Carly, Sam, & Freddie disagree about how to treat them. 2026-10-23 'S3/E4 - iGet Pranky'. Ridiculed for never pulling a prank, Carly recruits Spencer's help to prank Sam and Freddie. But after Spencer gets a taste for it, he can't stop pranking. The gang must figure out how to stop him. 2026-10-23 'S3/E17 - Opposite Date'. Tori and Beck decide to go on an 'Opposite Date' where they do things that people would never do on a REAL date. Suspicious, Jade gets Cat to help her follow them. 2026-10-23 'S1/E15 - #OscarTheOuch'. Sam and Cat's babysitting skills are tested when they look after a young boy, Oscar, who is very prone to accidents. The girls are determined to showing Oscar a fun time. 2026-10-23 'Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. S1/E11 - Leonardo Saddles Up'. The mutant seahorse called MUSTANG SALLY is going to flood the city... and the only thing standing in his way are LEO and Pigeon Pete. 2026-10-23 'Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. S1/E12 - The Pearl'. The East River 3 are on the verge of victory! The Turtles and Mutanimals must team up to stop them, but not everything is as it seems... 2026-10-23 'S12/E4 - Gary's Got Legs / King Plankton'. SpongeBob and Patrick tour the surface world, while the rest of Bikini Bottom prepares a surprise for SpongeBob! 2026-10-23 'S12/E5 - Bubble Bass's Tab'. SpongeBob and Patrick tour the surface world, while the rest of Bikini Bottom prepares a surprise for SpongeBob! 2026-10-23 'S1/E12 - Mission Park / Mar-Spooky-Lami'. The Twins and Marsupilamis want to play in the park, but Rosa is guarding the entrance so they need to find another way in. // Marcel sneaks into the Chahuta and the Marsups give him a fright! 2026-10-23 'S1/E18 - That's so Cupid/Buddy Odour'. Inspired by the latest Romcom release at the Movie Theatre, Best and Bester decide to go on a match-making mission. 2026-10-23 'S1/E19 - Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow / Dentist Trip'. Best and Bester have to find a smart way to make their flight despite not looking like their passport photos. 2026-10-23 'S4/E13 - Terror on Tape'. The Stars watch a series of haunted video tapes. 2026-10-23 'S1/E1 - Late for Breakfast / Bummer Jobs'. Patrick presents a show about food after missing out on a hearty breakfast. // Patrick and SpongeBob experience the wonders of the workforce. 2026-10-23 'S1/E6 - Gas Station Vacation'. The Star Family heads to their favorite resort. 2026-10-24 'S13/E4 - Patrick The Mailman'. The Chum Bucket is replaced by a flower shop with a charming new owner. The Krusty Krab enters a float in the annual Bikini Bottom Parade. 2026-10-24 'S1/E3 - Bummer School'. Chloe, Jinx, and Booch are designing a new school mascot, but Max and Phoebe's fighting ruins the project. 2026-10-24 'S1/E7 - Quaran-kini Special'. A gas leak forces Swellview to quarantine and Captain Man and Danger Force stay in their homes to set an example. But Captain Man gets cabin fever! 2026-10-24 'S2/E5 - Captain Man: Vacation'. Ray has trusted Henry and Charlotte with protecting Swellview while he's out of town at his cousin's wedding. Problems arise when they have to handle things on their own. 2026-10-24 'S7/E13 - Hunn-cut Gems / Can't Lynn Em All'. When Liam fills in as a reporter, the school soon falls in love with Liam's life on Hunnicutt Farms. // When Lynn is scouted for her athletic prowess, she soon becomes a professional Wrestler. 2026-10-24 'S7/E14 - Bye Tanya / What Lies Beneath'. Leni must protect her mannequin friend Tanya when her boss, Ms. Carmichael, decides to update Reininger's. 2026-10-24 'S2/E21 - No Laughing Matter/No Spoilers'. Knowing Leni's history of spoiling surprises, the kids don't tell her about Mom's upcoming party. 2026-10-24 'S16/E6 - Laundro-Madness / Hog Huntin''. SpongeBob cleans up Bikini Bottom. The Krusty Krew take on cafeteria duty. 2026-10-24 'S16/E7 - SpongeBob TrashPants / Krusty Kafeteria'. A ghost portal opens in the Chum Bucket. SpongeBob retrieves Gary's ball. 2026-10-24 'S12/E3 - The Kwarantined Krab'. The Krusty Krab goes under emergency quarantine, but no one knows who carries the mysterious illness... 2026-10-24 'S1/E8 - Howling Hope / Mar-Smoothie-Lami'. The Twins manage the Smoothie Bar and the Marsups end up creating the best smoothie ever. 2026-10-24 'S1/E9 - Party Party / Mica's Robot'. Thinking she hasn't been invited to Bibi's party Jade sneaks in. // Mica doesn't finish his robot in time for the school science fair, so the Marsupilamis squeeze inside and operate it. 2026-10-24 'S5/E10 - Silence of the Luans / Undercover Mom'. With Luan in the basement, who is responsible for the April Fool's Day pranks?/ Mom goes undercover as a student at the high school and becomes BFFs with Leni, Luna and Luan. 2026-10-24 'S5/E11 - School of Shock / Elecshunned'. Lisa takes over her first-grade classroom and learns that there's more to teaching than just knowing facts./ Leni goes toe-to-toe with the Mayor in a city-wide Royal Woods election. 2026-10-24 'S5/E12 - Zach Attack'. Zach and Rusty fake an alien landing./ Clyde thinks he's a shoe-in for the Glee Club solo, until Lincoln accidentally auditions and lands the part. 2026-10-24 'S5/E13 - Hurl, Interrupted/Diamonds Are For Never'. Lola and Mr. Grouse find a diamond hiding in the yard./ After Lola and Mr. Grouse find a precious gem, the two struggle to decide who gets to watch over it. 2026-10-24 'S13/E8 - A Place For Pets'. Squidward ventures to Nosferatu's castle after accidentally receiving his mail. Nosferatu's minion Slappy kills some time around Bikini Bottom. 2026-10-24 'S13/E9 - Sanitation Insanity'. Squidward's house becomes infested with a mail-order flea circus. Squidward fakes being sick to get out of work. 2026-10-24 'S9/E88 - Kenny The Cat'. SpongeBob will do anything to meet his newest hero, Kenny The Cat./ To get more work out of Squidward, Mr. Krabs spins a story of the Yeti Crab, which eats lazy workers. 2026-10-24 'S9/E89 - Kenny The Cat'. In order to save money, Mr. Krabs fires SpongeBob. Unable to just 'do nothing', SpongeBob decides to go back to work doing anything, anywhere. 2026-10-24 'S4/E4 - Two Pests in a Teapot / Partial Recall'. When Granny Tentacles goes out for a spa day, Patrick and Squidina take care of her house. // After Plankton forgets who he is, the Dartfish family adopts him. 2026-10-24 'S1/E3 - Dance Off / The show must go on'. Jade's a great dancer which results in her facing Mr Best for dance off in person. 2026-10-24 'S3/E20 - Jeers For Fears'. After agreeing to go to The Royal Woods House of Terror, Linc and Clyde have to face their fears./ Lola discovers Lucy has an old, fragile doll and decides she must borrow it. 2026-10-24 'S3/E22 - Predict Ability'. Lincoln worries he's predictable and vows to change./ When Lori finds out that the golf coach from her dream college is coming to see her play, she develops the yips. 2026-10-24 'S3/E23 - Hero Today, Gone Tomorrow'. Dad worries Lola thinks he plays favorites./ When Lynn's friend Margo is celebrated for a one-in-a-million soccer goal, Lynn has to try and be supportive. 2026-10-24 'S3 - The Write Stuff'. Lucy quits the writing club at school due to the way Huggins runs the club./ Luna and Sam embark on a challenge across Royal Woods. 2026-10-24 'S1/E5 - Save the Date'. Max bets Phoebe she can't turn off being a superhero and go on a normal date. Chloe helps Phoebe do well on the date, but Max tries to sabotage it by crying wolf. 2026-10-24 'S1/E6 - Cherry Bad Things'. Cherry visits, and the Thundermans discover she still has her superpowers. Cherry promises to remove them after her girls' day with Phoebe and Chloe, but the powers malfunction and puts the group in danger. 2026-10-24 'S1/E8 - Mika In The Middle'. Mika gets a fine lesson on the art of not snitching, but a surprise from Schwoz's Mom might cause her to fail the test. 2026-10-24 'S1/E9 - Return Of The Kid'. Henry Hart's back and stealing Ray's attention, so Danger Force is forced to go on exhausting missions without Captain Man. But then a scary Bounty Hunter from Dystopia comes to Swellview looking for Henry. 2026-10-24 'S5/E10 - Broken Armed And Dangerous'. When Kid Danger publicly breaks his arm, Henry and the gang have to find a way to keep his secret safe. 2026-10-24 'S2/E12 - Lay Lay's Par-Tay-Tay'. Determined to make their first party a hit, Lay Lay and Sadie brag to the entire school they've booked the Good Newz Girls to perform. Now all they have to do is make the idea a reality. 2026-10-24 'S1/E9 - Party Party / Mica's Robot'. Thinking she hasn't been invited to Bibi's party Jade sneaks in. // Mica doesn't finish his robot in time for the school science fair, so the Marsupilamis squeeze inside and operate it. 2026-10-24 'S1/E10 - The Marsupilamis'. Rosa installs security cameras at the park, and people hate being spied on. // When the Twins take the Marsupilamis to school, Stan spots Twister and claims a poisonous frog is loose to gain access. 2026-10-24 'S5/E19 - Dad Reputation / Dream a Lily Dream'. Luna is worried about her reputation if her friends see her perform in her Dad's band./ Lisa discovers the only way to stop Lily's nightmares is to go inside her dreams. 2026-10-24 'S2/E12 - Potty Mouth / 'L' is for Love'. When the kids hear Lily curse, they are worried they have been a bad influence on her./ A love letter addressed to 'L' Loud shows up at the house. 2026-10-24 'S3/E10 - Deal Me Out'. Lincoln and Clyde worry that they may be too old to still be playing Ace Savvy. 2026-10-24 'S8/E7 - Europe Road Trip: A Bite of Transylvania / Europe Road Trip: Greece is the Word'. When the Louds' bus gets a flat tire, they're invited to stay the night in a spooky couple's mysterious castle. 2026-10-24 'S3/E2 - Chopping Spree / All Bot Myself'. Pat The Hapless goes on a barbaric quest to the shopping mall. After Captain Quasar replaces Pat-Tron with a more efficient robot, Pat-Tron works for the Star family. 2026-10-24 'S5/E9 - The Squid and the Square / The Over-Under'. After capturing the Lawnies' attention, SpongeBob and Squidward become a hit new live act. // After Cecil stumbles into a pile of underwear, he becomes an underwear salesman. 2026-10-24 'S1/E15 - Camping Chaos / A Hairy Situation'. The Twins go on a school camping trip and the Marsupilamis tag along causing chaos. // It's molting season, and Twister's hair balls lead Stan to him! 2026-10-24 'S1/E18 - Runaway Hope / Bring me the head of Professor Lopez'. Hope finds a bouncy ball of moss it's so comfortable she sleeps in it, but it bounces off. 2026-10-24 'S9/E12 - Swimming Fools / Stage Combat'. The Loud House, 11-year-old Lincoln Loud gives viewers an inside look at what it takes to survive in the chaos of a huge household, especially as the only boy with 10 sisters! ty cells. 2026-10-24 'S7/E20 - Riddle School / Love Me Tenor'. The Action News team springs into action to figure out who is behind a mysterious string of pranks. 2026-10-24 'S8/E1 - Homeward Bound / Pressure Cooker'. When Lori takes a gap year from college, the Loud kids are determined to have her move back in with them. 2026-10-24 'S2/E32 - Powers to the People'. Now that the Alexander family knows about her secret, Lay Lay and Sadie are using Lay Lay's powers nonstop, but their parents want Lay Lay to slow down with the powers. 2026-10-24 'S1/E9 - No Friend In Sight'. Chloe feels smothered by Max and Phoebe, and encourages them to make new friends. However, the twins unwittingly make the same friend, and begin a battle for the ages over her. 2026-10-24 'S3/E16 - Swellview's Got Talent'. After contestants on Swellview's Got Talent are losing consciousness, Captain Man and Kid Danger enlist the help of Charlotte and Schwoz to find out what the cause is. 2026-10-24 'S3/E17 - Stuck In Two Holes'. Whaaaat?!? Captain Man and Kid Danger are each stuck in a hole?!? Charlotte and Jasper better go help, 'cuz Schwoz is takin' a bean bath! 2026-10-24 'S1/E8 - Mika In The Middle'. Mika gets a fine lesson on the art of not snitching, but a surprise from Schwoz's Mom might cause her to fail the test. 2026-10-24 'S3/E5 - iSam's Mom'. After fighting with her mom, Sam moves in with Carly, who soon realizes she's a horrible guest. Freddie is stalked by a dangerous criminal after catching him on video committing a crime. 2026-10-24 'S3/E6 - iPity the Nevel'. When a video of Nevel yelling at a little girl surfaces on the internet, Nevel becomes hated by everyone. 2026-10-24 'S3/E18 - Cell Block'. Sikowitz challenges the kids to go a week without using their phones, laptops or other portable electronic devices. The kids accept and quickly realize it's not going to be as easy as they thought. 2026-10-24 'S1/E16 - Peezy B'. In order to prove she is clever, Cat plays a trick on Sam using a pair of twins that they are babysitting. Sam turns to her own twin, Melanie, to play a trick on Cat. 2026-10-24 'Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. S2/E1 - Mutant Battle Arena'. Raph's NEEDS to fight! He's good at it too, according to his new trainer Spuds. The Turtles must work together to stop a rampaging Bebop and Rocksteady. 2026-10-24 'Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. S2/E2 - Mutantweight Title Bout'. Raph's dreams have come true as he fights Rocksteady, Bebop,Mondo Gecko in the underground Battle Arena. But he doesn't realize he's walked right into a trap. 2026-10-24 'S12/E6 - SpongeBob In Randomland'. SpongeBob and Squidward take a delivery to a dreaded town where the laws of logic no longer apply. SpongeBob can't stop biting his nails. 2026-10-24 'S12/E7 - The Krusty Bucket / Squid's on a Bus'. The Krusty Krab crew goes to a big concert to sell Krabby Patties in the stands. SpongeBob explores the melodious dreamscapes of his sleeping neighbours. 2026-10-24 'S1/E13 - Golfalami / Mar-Sleepwalker'. The twins and Marsupilamis game of golf results in Hope and Punch being caught by Stan. // The Twins have Callie for a sleepover and whilst sleepwalking she meets the Marsupilamis. 2026-10-24 'S1/E20 - King Cloud Vs Smogzilla/Ranch On The Side'. When Rocky swallows the last piece of their jigsaw puzzle, Best and Bester head into the unknown to retrieve it. 2026-10-24 'S1/E21 - Animal Hearts / Beast & Beaster'. Best and Bester gate-crash the set of their favorite soap opera in order to find out what happens next. 2026-10-24 'S1/E2 - Enemies A La Mode'. Patrick and GrandPat try to pass each other on the stairs, leading to a ludicrous conflict. // The members of the Star family each confront their own absurd rivalries. 2026-10-24 'S1/E3 - Lost In Couch/Pat-a-thon'. Patrick loses the remote in the cushions, so he journeys into the couch to track it down. // Patrick hosts a telethon to raise money for snails who can't dance. 2026-10-24