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Entertainment Television HD Ted accepts an invitation to Robin's place, only to find out that she still has feelings for him. 2026-04-01 Barney arranges a hot date for Ted when the gang goes to an awards banquet honoring Robin. 2026-04-01 Lily crashes a prom with Barney and Robin to scout out a possible band for her wedding reception. 2026-04-01 Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women. 2026-04-01 Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers. 2026-04-01 One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother. 2026-04-01 Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother. 2026-04-01 Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games. 2026-04-01 After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women. 2026-04-01 For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend. 2026-04-01 Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results. 2026-04-01 Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected. 2026-04-02 In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner. 2026-04-02 Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy. 2026-04-02 The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake. 2026-04-02 Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms. 2026-04-02 Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars. 2026-04-02 Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman. 2026-04-02 Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake. 2026-04-02 Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death. 2026-04-02 Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell). 2026-04-02 Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake. 2026-04-02 After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch). 2026-04-02 Alan takes Charlie to meet with his sexy and determined divorce attorney, Laura, after Judith expresses concern that Charlie is a bad influence on Jake; Charlie and Laura begin a sexual relationship; Laura doesn't care that he dates other women, but she does have one request, Charlie must be available for her whenever she wants him; Charlie loves the idea, until Laura takes advantage of the situat 2026-04-02 Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch). 2026-04-02 Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place. 2026-04-02 A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy. 2026-04-02 Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join. 2026-04-02 Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end. 2026-04-02 Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate. 2026-04-02 Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate. 2026-04-02 After a disastrous top surgery, a patient hopes the doctors can finally help him get the masculine chest he's always wanted; a mother and a daughter from across the pond want the doctors to inflate their bums. 2026-04-02 A man and his ex-wife race to Bali, Indonesia, to stop their daughter from marrying a seaweed farmer. As they desperately try to sabotage the wedding, the bickering duo soon find themselves rekindling old feelings that once made them happy together. 2026-04-02 Gracie Hart (Sandra Bullock) was never thrilled to have to go undercover as a competitor in a beauty pageant. Now Gracie, who works for the FBI, is dealing with some very public attention thanks to her waltz down the runway. Her overnight celebrity does not impress her new partner, Sam Fuller (Regina King). But the pair has to put aside their differences when one of Gracie's former beauty queen pa 2026-04-02 When a terrorist threatens to bomb the Miss United States pageant, the FBI rushes to find a female agent to go undercover as a contestant. Unfortunately, Gracie is the only female FBI agent who can "look the part" despite her complete lack of refinement and femininity. She prides herself in being "just one of the boys" and is horrified at the idea of becoming a girly girl. 2026-04-02 FBI Special Agent Sarah Ashburn (Sandra Bullock) is a methodical investigator with a long-standing reputation for excellence -- and arrogance. In contrast, foul-mouthed, hot-tempered detective Shannon Mullins (Melissa McCarthy) goes with her gut instincts and street smarts to remove criminals from the streets of Boston. Sparks fly when these polar opposites have to work together to capture a drug 2026-04-02 Faced with deportation to her native Canada, high-powered book editor Margaret Tate says she's engaged to marry Andrew Paxton, her hapless assistant. Andrew agrees to the charade, but imposes a few conditions of his own, including flying to Alaska to meet his eccentric family. With a suspicious immigration official always lurking nearby, Margaret and Andrew must stick to their wedding plan despite 2026-04-02 Faced with deportation to her native Canada, high-powered book editor Margaret Tate says she's engaged to marry Andrew Paxton, her hapless assistant. Andrew agrees to the charade, but imposes a few conditions of his own, including flying to Alaska to meet his eccentric family. With a suspicious immigration official always lurking nearby, Margaret and Andrew must stick to their wedding plan despite 2026-04-02