Paramount Network HD An alligator crashes into a boat, a prom proposal goes horribly wrong, and a skydiver crashes into a stadium jumbotron. 2026-11-14 A man lights fireworks in a microwave, a runner gets their miles in on top of a train, and a car crashes at a drag race. 2026-11-14 Two women ride a table down a hill until it collapses, a man drives a lawnmower into a pool and a motorcyclist wipes out during a wheelie. 2026-11-14 Two days before his wedding, Doug (Justin Bartha) and three friends (Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis) drive to Las Vegas for a wild and memorable stag party. In fact, when the three groomsmen wake up the next morning, they can't remember a thing; nor can they find Doug. With little time to spare, the three hazy pals try to re-trace their steps and find Doug so they can get him back to 2026-11-14 The new owner of the Cleveland Indians, former showgirl Rachel Phelps (Margaret Whitton), has a sweetheart deal to move the team to Miami. But to break the lease with the city of Cleveland, ticket sales have to plummet. So Phelps hires the most incompetent players available, including near-blind pitcher Rick Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) and injury-prone catcher Jake Taylor (Tom Berenger). But her villai 2026-11-14 Jon must save a bar, or it could cost a husband and wife both their business and their marriage. 2026-11-14 A passionate Puerto Rican bar owner berates his staff and sons as the bar sinks further into debt; Taffer attempts to deflate his ego. 2026-11-14 Taffer tries to resurrect a closed neighborhood bar by reigniting the passion of the burnt out firefighter who owns it. 2026-11-14 Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long. 2026-11-14 Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long. 2026-11-14 Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all. 2026-11-14 Robert quickly goes from deciding which one of three beautiful women he likes to wondering if any still like him. 2026-11-14 When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster. 2026-11-14 Sibling rivalry heats up when a publishing company passes on Ray's sports book and Robert gets promoted. 2026-11-14 Ray runs into a girl he disrespected when they dated in high school, but he ends up regretting an apology. 2026-11-14 Everything goes astray when Robert starts dating a woman half his age. 2026-11-14 Dr. Indiana Jones, a renowned archeologist and expert in the occult, is hired by the U.S. Government to find the ark of the covenant, which is believed to still hold the Ten Commandments. Unfortunately, Hitler's agents are also after the ark. Indy and his ex-flame Marion escape from various close scrapes in a quest that takes them from Nepal to Cairo. 2026-11-14 The second of the Lucas/Spielberg Indiana Jones epics is set a year or so before the events in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Indy needs to retrieve a precious gem and several kidnapped young boys on behalf of a remote East Indian village. This time he teams up with a night club singer and a 12-year old boy. 2026-11-14 An art collector appeals to Jones to embark on a search for the Holy Grail. He learns that another archaeologist has disappeared while searching for the precious goblet, and the missing man is his own father, Dr. Henry Jones. The artifact is much harder to find than they expected, and its powers are too much for those impure in heart. 2026-11-14 Dr. Indiana Jones, a renowned archeologist and expert in the occult, is hired by the U.S. Government to find the ark of the covenant, which is believed to still hold the Ten Commandments. Unfortunately, Hitler's agents are also after the ark. Indy and his ex-flame Marion escape from various close scrapes in a quest that takes them from Nepal to Cairo. 2026-11-14 The second of the Lucas/Spielberg Indiana Jones epics is set a year or so before the events in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Indy needs to retrieve a precious gem and several kidnapped young boys on behalf of a remote East Indian village. This time he teams up with a night club singer and a 12-year old boy. 2026-11-15 An art collector appeals to Jones to embark on a search for the Holy Grail. He learns that another archaeologist has disappeared while searching for the precious goblet, and the missing man is his own father, Dr. Henry Jones. The artifact is much harder to find than they expected, and its powers are too much for those impure in heart. 2026-11-15 An alligator crashes into a boat, a prom proposal goes horribly wrong, and a skydiver crashes into a stadium jumbotron. 2026-11-15 A man lights fireworks in a microwave, a runner gets their miles in on top of a train, and a car crashes at a drag race. 2026-11-15 Two women ride a table down a hill until it collapses, a man drives a lawnmower into a pool and a motorcyclist wipes out during a wheelie. 2026-11-15 When two brothers find out they might lose their house they are desperate to find a way to keep their home. They find a treasure map and bring some friends along to find it. They are all out looking for the "X" and trying to get away from a group of bad guys who also want the treasure. 2026-11-15 While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are miserable with each other. 2026-11-15 Ray can't help but enjoy the extra attention his mother lavishes on him when he feels under the weather. 2026-11-15 Ray buys Debra an extravagant gift, hoping she'll be so overjoyed that she'll let him take a golf trip. 2026-11-15 Ray tries to prove to everyone that he can be counted on after failing to help Debra when she chokes. 2026-11-15 Ray's excitement over being sent to the Super Bowl is tempered by the fact that he has to choose a companion. 2026-11-15 Ray feels violated after discovering that his mother used to read his private diary when he was a kid. 2026-11-15 Debra is upset when she realizes that she and Ray no longer have anything to say to each other. 2026-11-15 Ray becomes overdramatic after learning that Debra is comfortable with the twins performing as fairies in a school play. 2026-11-15 Robert gets a surprise visit from the woman he fell in love with when the Barones vacationed in Italy. 2026-11-15 Ray buys a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door-to-door saleswoman, which results in a cleaning war between Marie and Debra. 2026-11-15 When two brothers find out they might lose their house they are desperate to find a way to keep their home. They find a treasure map and bring some friends along to find it. They are all out looking for the "X" and trying to get away from a group of bad guys who also want the treasure. 2026-11-15 Harry Potter's third year at Hogwarts starts off badly when he learns deranged killer Sirius Black has escaped from Azkaban prison and is bent on murdering the teenage wizard. While Hermione's cat torments Ron's sickly rat, causing a rift among the trio, a swarm of nasty Dementors is sent to protect the school from Black. A mysterious new teacher helps Harry learn to defend himself, but what is hi 2026-11-15 During Harry's fourth year at Hogwarts a competition will be held between three schools of wizardry, and contestants will be magically chosen for the very dangerous event. 2026-11-15