Comedy Central HD Past and present Dunder Mifflin employees gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews. 2026-04-04 When a documentary crew comes to Dunder Mifflin to learn about modern management, manager Michael Scott tries to paint a happy picture of his domain, but his jokes keep falling flat. 2026-04-04 When forced to pick a cheaper health care plan, Michael, rather than lose popularity points with his staff, shirks the responsibility to Dwight. 2026-04-04 Michael tries to raise employee morale with a birthday party amid rumors of downsizing. 2026-04-04 Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets. 2026-04-04 Jimmy and Cartman both prepare to try and win an impending sporting event; Jimmy decides to train hard, whereas Cartman attempts to convince the committee that he has a handicap. 2026-04-04 Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County. 2026-04-04 Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work; when the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs. 2026-04-04 The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity. 2026-04-04 When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one; as the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates. 2026-04-04 For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool; now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge. 2026-04-04 The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show. 2026-04-04 Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park. 2026-04-04 Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall; the local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes. 2026-04-04 Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation. 2026-04-04 The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies. 2026-04-04 The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money. 2026-04-04 Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock. 2026-04-04 The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer. 2026-04-04 Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead. 2026-04-04 Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show. 2026-04-04 The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl. 2026-04-04 When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage. 2026-04-04 When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming. 2026-04-04 An important person in Pawnee dies while Leslie is on a bus tour for the final day of her campaign; Andy investigates a security threat; Chris finds a cure for his depression. 2026-04-04 Leslie and Bobby Newport (Paul Rudd) are separated by a miniscule margin on Election Day; as everyone waits for election results, they ponder the future. 2026-04-04 Leslie is overwhelmed when she and Andy visit Ben and April in Washington, D.C.; Ron throws a barbecue for the whole staff. 2026-04-04 Leslie passes a city-wide tax on huge sodas in hope of combating obesity in Pawnee; Chris helps Andy prepare for his police entrance exam. 2026-04-04 Two days before his wedding, Doug (Justin Bartha) and three friends (Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis) drive to Las Vegas for a wild and memorable stag party. In fact, when the three groomsmen wake up the next morning, they can't remember a thing; nor can they find Doug. With little time to spare, the three hazy pals try to re-trace their steps and find Doug so they can get him back to 2026-04-04 Two years after the disastrous events in Las Vegas, it is now Stu's (Ed Helms) turn to walk down the aisle. Since his bride is from Thailand, Stu decides to hold the wedding there. Desperately hoping to avoid the mayhem of Doug's (Justin Bartha) bachelor party, Stu chooses what he thinks will be a safe option: an alcohol-free, prewedding brunch. But this being Thailand, and with Phil (Bradley Coop 2026-04-04 It's been two years since the gang known as the Wolfpack narrowly escaped disaster in Bangkok. Now, Phil (Bradley Cooper), Stu (Ed Helms) and Doug (Justin Bartha) have happy lives at home -- but Alan (Zach Galifianakis) doesn't. Still lacking contentment and a sense of purpose, Alan has gone off his meds and surrendered to his natural impulses. It's up to the other members of the Wolfpack to get h 2026-04-04 Two days before his wedding, Doug (Justin Bartha) and three friends (Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis) drive to Las Vegas for a wild and memorable stag party. In fact, when the three groomsmen wake up the next morning, they can't remember a thing; nor can they find Doug. With little time to spare, the three hazy pals try to re-trace their steps and find Doug so they can get him back to 2026-04-04 Michael and gang play the warehouse workers in a not-so-friendly game of basketball; Michael bets that the losers will have to work on Saturday. 2026-04-04 Dwight, Michael and Jim all vie for the attention of an attractive woman who comes to the office to sell purses. 2026-04-04 The Dunder Mifflin employees suffer through the annual office awards ceremony, The Dundies, hosted by Michael at their local watering hole, a Chili's restaurant. 2026-04-05 Corporate office requires the staff go through sexual harassment training, but Michael worries that the new policy will make the office less fun for everyone. 2026-04-05 While Michael and Dwight are away from the office, Jim and Pam organize an office Olympics where employees compete in ridiculous games. 2026-04-05 A small fire in the kitchen forces the staff to wait in the parking lot; Jim suggests a game of Desert Island; Michael tries to impress Ryan. 2026-04-05 Halloween is not much fun for Michael when he learns he must fire someone; Jim and Pam put Dwight's CV on the internet. 2026-04-05 When Dwight karate-chops Michael in the stomach at work, a lunchtime rematch is quickly organised; things become awkward between Pam and Jim. 2026-04-05 Michael and Jan try to land a new client by taking him out to Chili's; back in the office, Jim finds a script written by Michael and the workers cannot resist acting it out. 2026-04-05 Everyone is on edge during performance review, including Michael, who steals the employee suggestion box to get ideas he can present to his boss. 2026-04-05 When Michael begins monitoring their e-mails, he manages to upset all the employees. 2026-04-05 After Michael suggests a game of "Yankee Swap" with the Secret Santa gifts, everyone fights over Michael's gift to Ryan, bringing morale to an all-time low. 2026-04-05 Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home. 2026-04-05 Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving. 2026-04-05 Chef returns from travelling the world with the Super Adventure Club, but the boys notice there is something different about him. 2026-04-05 A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame. 2026-04-05 Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club. 2026-04-05 The boys assist an ex-vice president in his quest for attention and are trapped by a cave-in; Cartman discovers treasure while searching for a way out. 2026-04-05 The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman. 2026-04-05 A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game is up to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny. 2026-04-05 Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks. 2026-04-05 When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior. 2026-04-05 A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party. 2026-04-05 Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team. 2026-04-05 Another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, and Butters' dad sends him to a camp to straighten him out. 2026-04-05 An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary; when Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid. 2026-04-05 Leslie tries to pass a law extending the community pool hours; Chris thinks of a new way to solve people's problems around the city, which leads to Ron fixing a pothole for a local mother (Lucy Lawless); April and Ben plan a road trip. 2026-04-05 Leslie holds a sex-education class following an STD outbreak among senior citizens in Pawnee; when Tom's gadgets are taken away, Ron helps him acclimate to life without technology; April and Ben meet Congressman Murray. 2026-04-05 Ben gets a job offer, forcing Leslie to think about their future; Ron and Andy take Diane's girls trick-or-treating; Tom looks for a new business idea. 2026-04-05 Leslie meets Ben's parents; Jean-Ralphio helps Tom prepare the pitch for his new business idea; Chris has mood swings. 2026-04-05 April tries to get Lot 48 turned into a dog park, upsetting Leslie; Tom gets Ben's help with his new business idea; Andy improves his crime scene investigation skills. 2026-04-05 Leslie asks the public for park design suggestions but is suspicious when the best design comes from an Eagleton architect; Tom asks the office for help with his new business; Andy tries to make his job as a security guard exciting. 2026-04-05 Tammy II crashes a woodworking awards dinner that Ron, Diane and Leslie are attending; Jerry fails to invite some of his friends to his holiday party. 2026-04-05 When Michael takes the Mifflin crew on a motivational harbor cruise, things get out of hand and Michael ends up in the brig. 2026-04-05 After he has an accident while using a grill, injured Michael demands attention from the entire Dunder Mifflin office. 2026-04-05 Because Jim fears Michael will tell the others he likes Pam, he pretends to be Michael's best friend. 2026-04-05 When someone stains the carpet in Michael's office, he begins to question his popularity among his staff. 2026-04-05 When Jan conducts a seminar for the female employees, Michael takes the guys to the warehouse for some male bonding. 2026-04-05 Michael visits corporate headquarters in New York on Valentine's Day. 2026-04-05 When Dwight, who has a fear of public speaking, is asked to give a speech at a sales convention, he turns to Michael for help. 2026-04-05 Michael strikes up a friendship with the 5-year-old daughter of his enemy when children visit the office. 2026-04-05 George competes for a better apartment against a survivor of the Andrea Doria; Kramer visits a vet for his cough. 2026-04-05 George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man. 2026-04-05 Jerry's parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) think he is low on money; J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) resumes his position as Elaine's boss. 2026-04-05 Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult. 2026-04-05 George interviews students for the scholarship memorializing his late fiancee; Elaine is hired to ghostwrite J. Peterman's autobiography. 2026-04-05 A co-worker's mistake forces Elaine to create an alternate personality; Jerry unintentionally becomes a mobster. 2026-04-05 George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway. 2026-04-05 Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend. 2026-04-05 George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant). 2026-04-06