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    <desc>Pam and Jim run out of excuses and must go to Jan and Michael's house for dinner; when Dwight learns that Angela and Andy are also invited, jealousy gets the best of him.</desc>
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    <desc>A model in an office-supply catalog makes Michael feel things; to win back Dunder-Mifflin's parking spaces, Kevin and Andy oppose bosses of five businesses.</desc>
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    <desc>Michael and Dwight decide to surprise Ryan in New York; Scranton staffers must work on a Saturday for Ryan's Website project.</desc>
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    <desc>Jim hits the golf course with Andy and Kevin in hope of landing a huge client; Michael sets up a booth at a job fair at Pam's alma mater to hire a summer intern.</desc>
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    <desc>99 percent is ganging up on Cartman.</desc>
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    <desc>The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving.</desc>
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    <desc>Kenny ends up in foster care after his parents are arrested.</desc>
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    <desc>An unspeakable tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after using the bathroom.</desc>
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    <desc>Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel.</desc>
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    <desc>The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.</desc>
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    <desc>When Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature in the woods, the town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy.</desc>
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    <desc>An unlikely bully makes Butters his victim.</desc>
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    <desc>The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying experience.</desc>
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    <desc>Cartman's racist behavior leads him to weave unexpected, Cupid-style magic; Kyle is unhappy with what the rumor mill says about him.</desc>
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    <desc>South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.</desc>
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    <desc>Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.</desc>
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    <desc>Cartman signs up for a home security system.</desc>
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    <desc>Butters decides to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.</desc>
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    <desc>Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends.</desc>
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    <desc>A scandal has shaken everyone's beleifs, causing them to begin cutting off their yellow support wristbands.</desc>
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    <desc>Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the outcome of the presidential election.</desc>
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    <desc>Leslie goes to a meeting with a local bigwig while her subcommittee members go to Andy's first concert since breaking both his legs.</desc>
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    <desc>Hoping to promote the local zoo, Leslie arranges a penguin "wedding," but things don't go as planned when they realize the birds are both male.</desc>
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    <desc>Tom and Leslie discover marijuana planted in the community garden; Ann gets permission from Leslie to go on a date with Mark.</desc>
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    <desc>Leslie eagerly anticipates her role as a judge in the Miss Pawnee Pageant but finds herself disagreeing with the other judges about what constitutes an ideal woman.</desc>
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    <desc>Michael demands Toby's goodbye party at Dunder Mifflin be a huge celebration; Dwight and Meredith haze Holly (Amy Ryan), the new human resources person.</desc>
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    <desc>Michael demands Toby's goodbye party at Dunder Mifflin be a huge celebration; Dwight and Meredith haze Holly (Amy Ryan), the new human resources person.</desc>
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    <desc>Staffers in the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin become obsessed with their weight in the wake of corporate weight-loss initiatives; Michael pursues a friendship with Holly; Jim misses Pam, who is away at art school.</desc>
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    <desc>Staffers in the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin become obsessed with their weight in the wake of corporate weight-loss initiatives; Michael pursues a friendship with Holly; Jim misses Pam, who is away at art school.</desc>
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    <desc>A business ethics seminar gets out of control when Michael lets everyone talk about their unethical behavior at work; Jim makes Dwight observe the company's "time theft" policy.</desc>
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    <desc>Michael has Dwight go over possible birthing scenarios to prepare for the birth of Jan's baby; Michael tells Holly he will pretend not to like her for Jan's benefit.</desc>
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    <desc>Michael helps Pam get a part-time job so she can afford art school; Michael and Holly get an early start on their date night; after the office is robbed, Michael decides to raise money for all the lost items.</desc>
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    <desc>Pam is embarrassed when no one else at corporate wears a costume on Halloween; Holly and Michael get shocking news from corporate; Dwight tries to get under Andy's skin.</desc>
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    <desc>Jim and Dwight are stunned when they get the results of the annual customer survey report; Jim and Pam decide to spend every minute together; Andy and Angela choose an unusual location for their wedding.</desc>
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    <desc>Michael is thrilled when David Wallace sends him on a business trip to Canada; Oscar and Andy become friends when Michael decides to bring them on the trip; Jim counts the days until Pam returns from art school.</desc>
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    <desc>Someone made a huge mess in the microwave and refuses to clean it up; Michael must come to terms with the personnel changes in his staff.</desc>
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    <desc>Oscar informs Michael that the office must spend a cash surplus or lose it in the next year's budget; Dwight takes Angela and Andy to Schrute Farms to work on their wedding plans.</desc>
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    <desc>Meredith's hair catches fire at Phyllis' Moroccan-themed Christmas party; Dwight corners the market on the hottest toy of the holiday season.</desc>
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    <desc>Andy remains unaware of Angela's affair with Dwight; Michael is nervous about a corporate meeting with Wallace.</desc>
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    <desc>Two days before his wedding, Doug (Justin Bartha) and three friends (Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis) drive to Las Vegas for a wild and memorable stag party. In fact, when the three groomsmen wake up the next morning, they can't remember a thing; nor can they find Doug. With little time to spare, the three hazy pals try to re-trace their steps and find Doug so they can get him back to </desc>
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    <desc>Two years after the disastrous events in Las Vegas, it is now Stu's (Ed Helms) turn to walk down the aisle. Since his bride is from Thailand, Stu decides to hold the wedding there. Desperately hoping to avoid the mayhem of Doug's (Justin Bartha) bachelor party, Stu chooses what he thinks will be a safe option: an alcohol-free, prewedding brunch. But this being Thailand, and with Phil (Bradley Coop</desc>
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    <desc>To keep their parents from hurting each other, the boys use the game 'Minecraft' to distract them.</desc>
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    <desc>The goth kids are sent to a camp for troubled children.</desc>
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    <desc>When Cartman pulls a prank, peace emerges around the world.</desc>
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    <desc>Wendy ends up in the counselor's office after trying to fix one of her girlfriends up with Butters.</desc>
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    <desc>The boys name their new startup company The Washington Redskins.</desc>
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    <desc>Timmy gains a lot of enemies after his new car service becomes successful.</desc>
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    <desc>Cartman and Butters obtain a drone and take it for a spin around the neighborhood.</desc>
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    <desc>Kyle just wants to play video games with his little brother, Ike, but when Ike doesn't want to play with him anymore, Kyle is afraid that the next generation is passing him by.</desc>
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    <desc>Cartmaan Bra is trending as the country prepares to watch the biggest holiday spectacular ever.</desc>
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    <desc>The boys express their high respect for Caitlyn Jenner.</desc>
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    <desc>Garrison decides he wants to build a wall to keep out all of the undocumented immigrants.</desc>
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    <desc>Two years after the disastrous events in Las Vegas, it is now Stu's (Ed Helms) turn to walk down the aisle. Since his bride is from Thailand, Stu decides to hold the wedding there. Desperately hoping to avoid the mayhem of Doug's (Justin Bartha) bachelor party, Stu chooses what he thinks will be a safe option: an alcohol-free, prewedding brunch. But this being Thailand, and with Phil (Bradley Coop</desc>
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    <desc>It's been two years since the gang known as the Wolfpack narrowly escaped disaster in Bangkok. Now, Phil (Bradley Cooper), Stu (Ed Helms) and Doug (Justin Bartha) have happy lives at home -- but Alan (Zach Galifianakis) doesn't. Still lacking contentment and a sense of purpose, Alan has gone off his meds and surrendered to his natural impulses. It's up to the other members of the Wolfpack to get h</desc>
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    <desc>Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.</desc>
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    <desc>Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor.</desc>
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    <desc>A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.</desc>
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