Comedy Central HD When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go; the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected. 2026-05-06 Peter and his friends are tired of forgetting the lucrative business ideas they come up with while drinking; they strap on Joe's police body cams to record their every move; Quagmire tries to come to terms with a family development. 2026-05-06 When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won; Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and must repair the damage he caused. 2026-05-06 After the network decides it is time to reboot the series, three versions of the reboot are shown to a focus group, which produces some feedback. 2026-05-06 When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down; when Meg and Brian get in trouble at school, Lois becomes nervous and decides they need to go to church camp to find their way. 2026-05-06 The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening; Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s. 2026-05-06 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-05-06 Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and him learning an important lesson. 2026-05-06 When the guys volunteer to chaperone the high school prom, Quagmire hits it off with Courtney only to discover that she is his daughter. 2026-05-06 The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois. 2026-05-06 In search of Stewie's big wheel tricycle, Stewie and Brian embark on an adventure to a giant floating mass of trash out in the sea; Lois tries to help Quagmire elevate his dating game. 2026-05-06 Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall; the local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes. 2026-05-06 Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation. 2026-05-06 The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies. 2026-05-06 The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money. 2026-05-06 Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock. 2026-05-06 The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer. 2026-05-06 Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead. 2026-05-06 Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show. 2026-05-06 The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl. 2026-05-06 When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage. 2026-05-06 When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming. 2026-05-06 Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home. 2026-05-06 Chef returns from travelling the world with the Super Adventure Club, but the boys notice there is something different about him. 2026-05-06 A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame. 2026-05-06 Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club. 2026-05-06 The boys assist an ex-vice president in his quest for attention and are trapped by a cave-in; Cartman discovers treasure while searching for a way out. 2026-05-06 The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman. 2026-05-06 A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game is up to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny. 2026-05-06 Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks. 2026-05-06 When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior. 2026-05-06 A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party. 2026-05-06 Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team. 2026-05-06 Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy. 2026-05-06 Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys. 2026-05-06 The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine. 2026-05-06 Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby. 2026-05-06 Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate. 2026-05-06 Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces. 2026-05-06 Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him. 2026-05-06 The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers. 2026-05-06 In celebration of Peter and Lois' anniversary, the Griffins recount their own versions of three love stories. 2026-05-06 When Lois hosts a special Thanksgiving dinner for her family, Peter decides the best way to avoid it is to get arrested; a secret that Stewie has been keeping from everyone is revealed. 2026-05-06 Meg has a response after she takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa; Brian must help Stewie process the experience. 2026-05-06 When Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school, a mean student decides to make Lois the target of her antics. 2026-05-06 When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered; Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes, so Peter retaliates. 2026-05-06 Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him; to escape, Peter builds a tunnel leading directly to The Drunken Clam. 2026-05-06 Stewie's lush retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying. 2026-05-07 When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice. 2026-05-07 Peter's nonstop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home; Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store. 2026-05-07 Peter discovers a new love for rocking out to the hits of Van Halen, but his head-banging causes a car accident and he ends up in a coma. 2026-05-07 When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere; the Griffins experience a life without Meg. 2026-05-07 Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible. 2026-05-07 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-05-07 After Lois reads a new book on the joys of decluttering, she challenges the rest of the Griffins to throw anything out of the house that does not spark joy. 2026-05-07 When Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and an excited Peter work together to build her following; Brian and Stewie revel in a new ride while Brian's car gets repaired. 2026-05-07 When Brian's proposition to rename Quahog's high school "Adam West High," to honor the late Mayor West, is successful, he feels encouraged to run for office as Quahog's new mayor; the race takes a turn when Quagmire campaigns against Brian. 2026-05-07 When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go; the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected. 2026-05-07 South Park citizens contend with widespread use of a racial slur. 2026-05-07 Another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, and Butters' dad sends him to a camp to straighten him out. 2026-05-07 An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary; when Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid. 2026-05-07 Hillary Clinton comes to South Park for a campaign rally; Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack. 2026-05-07 Stan searches for the real story behind eggs and bunnies in the Easter ritual. 2026-05-07 When Ms. Garrison is the victim of another failed relationship, she takes it out on the fourth-graders. 2026-05-07 The boys attempt to find a solution to the increasing number of homeless people in South Park. 2026-05-07 Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome; drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up National TV Coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters. 2026-05-07 Randy becomes a local hero when he thinks that he may have broken a world record. 2026-05-07 Stan's superior skills on "Guitar Hero" damage his friendship with Kyle. 2026-05-07 A secret list created by the girls in the fourth grade, rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. 2026-05-07 Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality when his routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong. 2026-05-07 When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity. 2026-05-07 In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, Heavy Metal, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set. 2026-05-07 The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys. 2026-05-07 While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom. 2026-05-07 Randy packs up his family and heads west when he wakes up to find the Internet is gone. 2026-05-07 While the kids are on a field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center next door. 2026-05-07 Butters stands with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese after a tragic event. 2026-05-07 Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. 2026-05-07 While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect arrives at the White House prematurely. 2026-05-07 The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school. 2026-05-07 The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can't tell the difference between a goth and a vampire. 2026-05-07 Kenny takes his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert. 2026-05-07 A vigilante rises from the trash and attempts to wipe out crime in the town of South Park. 2026-05-07 Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton). 2026-05-07 Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan. 2026-05-07 Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans. 2026-05-07 George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage. 2026-05-07 A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog. 2026-05-07 George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show. 2026-05-07 Andy returns from anger-management classes, planning to make a fresh start with his co-workers; Michael and Dwight try to illustrate the dangers of the workplace. 2026-05-07 The staff goes into crisis mode after a shipment of paper goes out with an obscene watermark; Michael holds an impromptu press conference; Jim and Andy handle harried clients who used the paper. 2026-05-07 Outrage breaks out in the office when Phyllis gets an eyeful from a flasher; Dwight and Andy work on catching the perpetrator. 2026-05-07 Michael must recommend his own replacement when the company considers him for a corporate position; Pam must watch Jim and Karen have fun together at a company outing. 2026-05-07 Michael, Jim and Karen go to New York to interview for a job opening; in Scranton, the new regime institutes sweeping reforms; Jan brings exciting news. 2026-05-07 Michael, Jim and Karen go to New York to be interviewed for a job opening; in Scranton, the new regime institutes sweeping reforms; Jan comes in with exciting news. 2026-05-07