Comedy Central HD Stewie's lush retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying. 2026-05-07 When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice. 2026-05-07 Peter's nonstop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home; Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store. 2026-05-07 Peter discovers a new love for rocking out to the hits of Van Halen, but his head-banging causes a car accident and he ends up in a coma. 2026-05-07 When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere; the Griffins experience a life without Meg. 2026-05-07 Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible. 2026-05-07 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-05-07 After Lois reads a new book on the joys of decluttering, she challenges the rest of the Griffins to throw anything out of the house that does not spark joy. 2026-05-07 When Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and an excited Peter work together to build her following; Brian and Stewie revel in a new ride while Brian's car gets repaired. 2026-05-07 When Brian's proposition to rename Quahog's high school "Adam West High," to honor the late Mayor West, is successful, he feels encouraged to run for office as Quahog's new mayor; the race takes a turn when Quagmire campaigns against Brian. 2026-05-07 When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go; the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected. 2026-05-07 South Park citizens contend with widespread use of a racial slur. 2026-05-07 Another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, and Butters' dad sends him to a camp to straighten him out. 2026-05-07 An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary; when Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid. 2026-05-07 Hillary Clinton comes to South Park for a campaign rally; Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack. 2026-05-07 Stan searches for the real story behind eggs and bunnies in the Easter ritual. 2026-05-07 When Ms. Garrison is the victim of another failed relationship, she takes it out on the fourth-graders. 2026-05-07 The boys attempt to find a solution to the increasing number of homeless people in South Park. 2026-05-07 Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome; drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up National TV Coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters. 2026-05-07 Randy becomes a local hero when he thinks that he may have broken a world record. 2026-05-07 Stan's superior skills on "Guitar Hero" damage his friendship with Kyle. 2026-05-07 A secret list created by the girls in the fourth grade, rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. 2026-05-07 Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality when his routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong. 2026-05-07 When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity. 2026-05-07 In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, Heavy Metal, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set. 2026-05-07 The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys. 2026-05-07 While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom. 2026-05-07 Randy packs up his family and heads west when he wakes up to find the Internet is gone. 2026-05-07 While the kids are on a field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center next door. 2026-05-07 Butters stands with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese after a tragic event. 2026-05-07 Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. 2026-05-07 While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect arrives at the White House prematurely. 2026-05-07 The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school. 2026-05-07 The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can't tell the difference between a goth and a vampire. 2026-05-07 Kenny takes his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert. 2026-05-07 A vigilante rises from the trash and attempts to wipe out crime in the town of South Park. 2026-05-07 Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton). 2026-05-07 Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan. 2026-05-07 Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans. 2026-05-07 George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage. 2026-05-07 A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog. 2026-05-07 George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show. 2026-05-07 Andy returns from anger-management classes, planning to make a fresh start with his co-workers; Michael and Dwight try to illustrate the dangers of the workplace. 2026-05-07 The staff goes into crisis mode after a shipment of paper goes out with an obscene watermark; Michael holds an impromptu press conference; Jim and Andy handle harried clients who used the paper. 2026-05-07 Outrage breaks out in the office when Phyllis gets an eyeful from a flasher; Dwight and Andy work on catching the perpetrator. 2026-05-07 Michael must recommend his own replacement when the company considers him for a corporate position; Pam must watch Jim and Karen have fun together at a company outing. 2026-05-07 Michael, Jim and Karen go to New York to interview for a job opening; in Scranton, the new regime institutes sweeping reforms; Jan brings exciting news. 2026-05-07 Michael, Jim and Karen go to New York to be interviewed for a job opening; in Scranton, the new regime institutes sweeping reforms; Jan comes in with exciting news. 2026-05-07 A freak accident causes Michael to think the office is cursed; Michael decides to hold a charity 5K fun run; further developments in co-workers' romances. 2026-05-08 A freak accident causes Michael to think the office is cursed; Michael decides to hold a charity 5K fun run; further developments in co-workers' romances. 2026-05-08 There's a new boss in town. Much to the dismay of Michael and many of the employees, Ryan returns to the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin to bring the company into the digital age. 2026-05-08 There's a new boss in town. Much to the dismay of Michael and many of the employees, Ryan returns to the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin to bring the company into the digital age. 2026-05-08 Michael seizes the opportunity to exhibit his creativity when the Scranton branch must participate in a company ad; Dwight explores an online world. 2026-05-08 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-05-08 When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go; the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected. 2026-05-08 Peter and his friends are tired of forgetting the lucrative business ideas they come up with while drinking; they strap on Joe's police body cams to record their every move; Quagmire tries to come to terms with a family development. 2026-05-08 When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won; Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and must repair the damage he caused. 2026-05-08 After the network decides it is time to reboot the series, three versions of the reboot are shown to a focus group, which produces some feedback. 2026-05-08 Stan's trip to the Denver Aquarium is ruined when the Japanese begin killing all of the world's dolphins and whales. 2026-05-08 The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park. 2026-05-08 When Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he uses the opportunity to target the Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. 2026-05-08 Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park. 2026-05-08 Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem. 2026-05-08 The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own. 2026-05-08 Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana. 2026-05-08 Kyle requests the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his friends start deserting him. 2026-05-08 Jimmy and Timmy go to camp with their friends. 2026-05-08 Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he is willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen. 2026-05-08 New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park. 2026-05-08 When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too. 2026-05-08 Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own. 2026-05-08 Kyle is involved in the development of a new product called HumancentiPad. 2026-05-08 Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards. 2026-05-08 Ike is obsessed with the Canadian royal wedding. 2026-05-08 Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy. 2026-05-08 Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture. 2026-05-08 Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder. 2026-05-08 Stan's world view and friendships begin to change right after his tenth birthday; Randy latches onto a new music genre in an attempt to fit in, causing problems in his marriage. 2026-05-08 Cartman copes with Asperger's syndrome. 2026-05-08 What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol. 2026-05-08 Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website. 2026-05-08 After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan. 2026-05-08 Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy. 2026-05-08 An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer. 2026-05-08 Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon. 2026-05-08 Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her. 2026-05-08 George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancée, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party. 2026-05-08 The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend. 2026-05-08 Michael anticipates going to New York for the company's Website launch party; Dwight tries to sell more paper in one day than the Website does. 2026-05-08 Michael anticipates going to New York for the company's Website launch party; Dwight tries to sell more paper in one day than the Website does. 2026-05-08 Michael tries to combat his growing debt by asking employees for loans; Jim and Pam spend a night at Dwight's family farm. 2026-05-08 Michael tries to combat his growing debt by asking employees for loans; Jim and Pam spend a night at Dwight's family farm. 2026-05-08 Michael fights back when Karen tries to woo Stanley away from Scranton; a Finer Things Club further disturbs Dunder Mifflin's calm. 2026-05-08 When Ryan excludes him from a wilderness retreat, Michael goes into the woods for his own survival adventure; Jim tries to revolutionize the office birthday party. 2026-05-08 Jan sues Dunder Mifflin, and Michael is deposed as a witness; Kelly trash-talks Pam after Darryl beats Jim at ping-pong. 2026-05-09