Comedy Central HD George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder. 2026-06-15 A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice. 2026-06-15 Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London. 2026-06-15 After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard. 2026-06-15 Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market; Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away. 2026-06-15 A reimagining of the show as a series that's been on the air for 60 years; a look back at the cultural events and issues tackled on the show through the decades. 2026-06-15 To help get Brian's life in order, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine that Stewie invents; chaos quickly ensues around Quahog when Stewie's machine goes haywire. 2026-06-15 To help promote the brewery to millennials, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle; his methods soon attract the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive. 2026-06-15 Quagmire loses his most treasured body part and must learn to live without it; Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a reward for turning him into the police for his involvement in a drug scam. 2026-06-15 Cartman pressures Kyle to watch a movie. 2026-06-15 Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County. 2026-06-15 Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work; when the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs. 2026-06-15 The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity. 2026-06-15 When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one; as the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates. 2026-06-15 For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool; now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge. 2026-06-15 The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show. 2026-06-15 Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park. 2026-06-15 Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall; the local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers, and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes. 2026-06-15 The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies. 2026-06-15 The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money. 2026-06-15 Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock. 2026-06-15 The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer. 2026-06-15 Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead. 2026-06-15 Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show. 2026-06-15 A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park; the world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. 2026-06-15 The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl. 2026-06-15 When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage. 2026-06-15 When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming. 2026-06-15 Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home. 2026-06-15 Chef returns from travelling the world with the Super Adventure Club, but the boys notice there is something different about him. 2026-06-15 A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame. 2026-06-15 Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club. 2026-06-15 The boys assist an ex-vice president in his quest for attention and are trapped by a cave-in; Cartman discovers treasure while searching for a way out. 2026-06-15 The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman. 2026-06-15 A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game is up to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny. 2026-06-15 Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases. 2026-06-15 Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases. 2026-06-15 Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets. 2026-06-15 Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances. 2026-06-15 Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him. 2026-06-15 Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing. 2026-06-15 Dunder Mifflin traveling salesman Todd Packer comes to the office looking for a desk job; Andy fights Pam for a new computer. 2026-06-15 Michael decides to ask Holly to marry him; the office has a garage sale. 2026-06-15 Everyone hopes to make good first impressions with the new manager, Deangelo Vickers. 2026-06-15 Michael teaches DeAngelo (Will Ferrell) how to host the Dundie Awards; Erin struggles with her feelings for Gabe. 2026-06-15 Michael wants a drama-free day to say goodbye to his friends; Deangelo and Andy work to keep Michael's most-important clients. 2026-06-15 Michael wants a drama-free day to say goodbye to his friends; Deangelo and Andy work to keep Michael's most-important clients. 2026-06-15 Deangelo plays favorites by creating an inner circle of most liked employees, and the women notice it seems to be all guys. 2026-06-16 Dwight uses his position as acting manager to employ harsh policies in the office; Gabe tries to get Erin back. 2026-06-16 Jim heads a team that interviews applicants, including several co-workers; Dwight tries to reassert himself as a contender. 2026-06-16 Jim heads a team that interviews applicants, including several co-workers; Dwight tries to reassert himself as a contender. 2026-06-16 The staff go into frantic speculation after accidentally discovering a list of their names in a notebook belonging to the mysterious new CEO. 2026-06-16 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-06-16 Peter falls into a coma and meets God face to face; he asks God some of life's tough questions. 2026-06-16 Brian meets and falls in love with Jess, who reveals she has cancer; after she receives devastating news regarding her diagnosis, Brian proposes marriage to her. 2026-06-16 Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned; at Peter's suggestion, Brian lets himself go, causing Jess to make a surprising decision. 2026-06-16 Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving. 2026-06-16 Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks. 2026-06-16 When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior. 2026-06-16 A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party. 2026-06-16 Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team. 2026-06-16 South Park citizens contend with widespread use of a racial slur. 2026-06-16 Another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, and Butters' dad sends him to a camp to straighten him out. 2026-06-16 An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary; when Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid. 2026-06-16 Hillary Clinton comes to South Park for a campaign rally; Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack. 2026-06-16 Stan searches for the real story behind eggs and bunnies in the Easter ritual. 2026-06-16 When Ms. Garrison is the victim of another failed relationship, she takes it out on the fourth-graders. 2026-06-16 The boys attempt to find a solution to the increasing number of homeless people in South Park. 2026-06-16 Randy becomes a local hero when he thinks that he may have broken a world record. 2026-06-16 Stan's superior skills on "Guitar Hero" damage his friendship with Kyle. 2026-06-16 A secret list created by the girls in the fourth grade, rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. 2026-06-16 Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality when his routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong. 2026-06-16 When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity. 2026-06-16 In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, Heavy Metal, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set. 2026-06-16 The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys. 2026-06-16 While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom. 2026-06-16 Randy packs up his family and heads west when he wakes up to find the Internet is gone. 2026-06-16 While the kids are on a field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center next door. 2026-06-16 Butters stands with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese after a tragic event. 2026-06-16 Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. 2026-06-16 While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect arrives at the White House prematurely. 2026-06-16 The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school. 2026-06-16 The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can't tell the difference between a goth and a vampire. 2026-06-16 Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map pits the citizens of Quahog against each other as they search for the prize. 2026-06-16 When everyone seems to love the vestigial twin that is growing out of Peter's neck better than him, Peter decides to have him amputated. 2026-06-16 Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him to make him her sex slave; a love triangle forms between Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear. 2026-06-16 Meg spills her lunch on a new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude. 2026-06-16 Peter destroys the family's passports while they're in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws. 2026-06-16 Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team. 2026-06-16 Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie tries to get the only thing he wants for Christmas. 2026-06-16 Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie. 2026-06-16 After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal, Evelyn (Lauren Bacall); Stewie is upset when he comprehends the reality of death. 2026-06-16 Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games. 2026-06-16 After Peter starts smoking, an advertising executive (Peter Dinklage) asks Peter to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign; Stewie helps Chris with bullies at school. 2026-06-17