Comedy Central HD The town's dodge-ball team goes to the championships; the school nurse deals with a strange medical disorder. 2026-06-10 Ned and Jimbo's hunting show faces a ratings war with "Jesus and Pals.". 2026-06-10 It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash. 2026-06-10 A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map. 2026-06-10 A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are overrun by Hollywood types and the expanding population. 2026-06-10 Quagmire loses his most treasured body part and must learn to live without it; Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a reward for turning him into the police for his involvement in a drug scam. 2026-06-10 Peter falls into a coma and meets God face to face; he asks God some of life's tough questions. 2026-06-10 Brian meets and falls in love with Jess, who reveals she has cancer; after she receives devastating news regarding her diagnosis, Brian proposes marriage to her. 2026-06-10 Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned; at Peter's suggestion, Brian lets himself go, causing Jess to make a surprising decision. 2026-06-10 When everyone seems to love the vestigial twin that is growing out of Peter's neck better than him, Peter decides to have him amputated. 2026-06-10 Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him to make him her sex slave; a love triangle forms between Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear. 2026-06-10 Meg spills her lunch on a new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude. 2026-06-11 Peter destroys the family's passports while they're in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws. 2026-06-11 Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team. 2026-06-11 Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie tries to get the only thing he wants for Christmas. 2026-06-11 Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie. 2026-06-11 After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal, Evelyn (Lauren Bacall); Stewie is upset when he comprehends the reality of death. 2026-06-11 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-06-11 After Chris gets a special $1 bill for his birthday and quickly loses it, the dollar gets passed from character to character throughout Quahog. 2026-06-11 In a special anthology-style episode, Peter gets fired from the brewery in the signature styles of three famous Hollywood film directors. 2026-06-11 The Griffins force Brian to move out after he posts an offensive tweet that goes viral. 2026-06-11 Vladimir Putin visits Quahog after Peter writes to him about discovering an alternate ending in the Russian version of one of his favorite films; Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline center and attempts a romance with a co-worker. 2026-06-11 Terrance and Phillip save Canada from Saddam Hussein. 2026-06-11 The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. 2026-06-11 The new planetarium has a strange pull on Stan, Kyle and Kenny; Cartman wants the lead in "Les Misérables.". 2026-06-11 The boys build rival clubhouses; Stan invites Wendy to play truth or dare. 2026-06-11 The boys want to compete at bull-riding; area cows get religion. 2026-06-11 Talented friends organize a benefit concert for penniless Chef. 2026-06-11 Stan believes his pet fish is involved in a series of murders. 2026-06-11 Uncle Howard escapes from the slammer to join Grandma Cartman's holiday celebration. 2026-06-11 The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek; a cappuccino conglomerate eyes South Park. 2026-06-11 The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with kids choir tour; Cartman is determined to cause chaos. 2026-06-11 The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly; Stan's Dad is on the case. 2026-06-11 The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight. 2026-06-11 While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet. 2026-06-11 Cartman files a sexual harassment suit against Stan. 2026-06-11 A meteor shower hits South Park; Shelly invites her somewhat unsuitable boyfriend to join her when she babysits for Cartman, at the same time Cartman's cat is on heat. 2026-06-11 The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off. 2026-06-11 South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping. 2026-06-11 The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon. 2026-06-11 The boys compete against homeschooled kids in the annual spelling bee. 2026-06-11 Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment. 2026-06-11 The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert. 2026-06-11 The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race, and Cartman gets sentenced to juvenile hall for 13 years. 2026-06-11 The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium. 2026-06-11 A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move. 2026-06-11 Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder. 2026-06-11 Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion. 2026-06-11 Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend. 2026-06-11 Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine. 2026-06-11 George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer. 2026-06-11 Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine. 2026-06-11 Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend. 2026-06-11 Troubling rumors about Dunder Mifflin rock Michael's world; strange diversions upset Jim; Andy finds that his awkwardness is his biggest hurdle in courting Erin. 2026-06-11 When David Wallace invites Michael to the Dunder Mifflin shareholder meeting in New York, Michael brings Oscar, Dwight and Andy along; Jim tries to get Ryan to do work. 2026-06-11 Michael must tell the truth when he realizes he cannot keep a promise he made to a group of kids 10 years ago; Jim starts an employee-of-the-month program to boost employee morale. 2026-06-11 Michael is outraged when Jim lets Phyllis be Santa at the office Christmas party; Jim and Dwight try to get everyone in the holiday spirit; Oscar has a secret crush. 2026-06-11 Michael, Dwight, Pam and Andy try to impress a potential buyer who comes to Dunder Mifflin; Michael remembers good times they have had in the office. 2026-06-11 Michael has a difficult time accepting Sabre's new policies; Erin waits for Andy to ask her on a date. 2026-06-11