Comedy Central HD Meg spills her lunch on a new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude. 2026-06-11 Peter destroys the family's passports while they're in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws. 2026-06-11 Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team. 2026-06-11 Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie tries to get the only thing he wants for Christmas. 2026-06-11 Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie. 2026-06-11 After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal, Evelyn (Lauren Bacall); Stewie is upset when he comprehends the reality of death. 2026-06-11 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-06-11 After Chris gets a special $1 bill for his birthday and quickly loses it, the dollar gets passed from character to character throughout Quahog. 2026-06-11 In a special anthology-style episode, Peter gets fired from the brewery in the signature styles of three famous Hollywood film directors. 2026-06-11 The Griffins force Brian to move out after he posts an offensive tweet that goes viral. 2026-06-11 Vladimir Putin visits Quahog after Peter writes to him about discovering an alternate ending in the Russian version of one of his favorite films; Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline center and attempts a romance with a co-worker. 2026-06-11 Terrance and Phillip save Canada from Saddam Hussein. 2026-06-11 The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. 2026-06-11 The new planetarium has a strange pull on Stan, Kyle and Kenny; Cartman wants the lead in "Les Misérables.". 2026-06-11 The boys build rival clubhouses; Stan invites Wendy to play truth or dare. 2026-06-11 The boys want to compete at bull-riding; area cows get religion. 2026-06-11 Talented friends organize a benefit concert for penniless Chef. 2026-06-11 Stan believes his pet fish is involved in a series of murders. 2026-06-11 Uncle Howard escapes from the slammer to join Grandma Cartman's holiday celebration. 2026-06-11 The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek; a cappuccino conglomerate eyes South Park. 2026-06-11 The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with kids choir tour; Cartman is determined to cause chaos. 2026-06-11 The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly; Stan's Dad is on the case. 2026-06-11 The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight. 2026-06-11 While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet. 2026-06-11 Cartman files a sexual harassment suit against Stan. 2026-06-11 A meteor shower hits South Park; Shelly invites her somewhat unsuitable boyfriend to join her when she babysits for Cartman, at the same time Cartman's cat is on heat. 2026-06-11 The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off. 2026-06-11 South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping. 2026-06-11 The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon. 2026-06-11 The boys compete against homeschooled kids in the annual spelling bee. 2026-06-11 Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment. 2026-06-11 The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert. 2026-06-11 The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race, and Cartman gets sentenced to juvenile hall for 13 years. 2026-06-11 The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium. 2026-06-11 A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move. 2026-06-11 Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder. 2026-06-11 Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion. 2026-06-11 Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend. 2026-06-11 Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine. 2026-06-11 George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer. 2026-06-11 Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine. 2026-06-11 Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend. 2026-06-11 Troubling rumors about Dunder Mifflin rock Michael's world; strange diversions upset Jim; Andy finds that his awkwardness is his biggest hurdle in courting Erin. 2026-06-11 When David Wallace invites Michael to the Dunder Mifflin shareholder meeting in New York, Michael brings Oscar, Dwight and Andy along; Jim tries to get Ryan to do work. 2026-06-11 Michael must tell the truth when he realizes he cannot keep a promise he made to a group of kids 10 years ago; Jim starts an employee-of-the-month program to boost employee morale. 2026-06-11 Michael is outraged when Jim lets Phyllis be Santa at the office Christmas party; Jim and Dwight try to get everyone in the holiday spirit; Oscar has a secret crush. 2026-06-11 Michael, Dwight, Pam and Andy try to impress a potential buyer who comes to Dunder Mifflin; Michael remembers good times they have had in the office. 2026-06-11 Michael has a difficult time accepting Sabre's new policies; Erin waits for Andy to ask her on a date. 2026-06-11 The Sabre CEO visits the Scranton office and says either Michael or Jim must go back to being a salesman; Andy's Valentine's Day plan backfires. 2026-06-12 When Pam's contractions begin, she and Jim try to wait things out as long as possible so they can have more time at the hospital; Michael anxiously awaits the baby's arrival; Erin makes Andy jealous when she has lunch with Kevin. 2026-06-12 When Pam's contractions begin, she and Jim try to wait things out as long as possible so they can have more time at the hospital; Michael anxiously awaits the baby's arrival; Erin makes Andy jealous when she has lunch with Kevin. 2026-06-12 Michael tries to impress Jo; Dwight causes trouble on Jim's first day back from paternity leave; Erin and Andy go on their first date. 2026-06-12 Members of the sales staff let Sabre's new Sales Is King policy go to their heads. 2026-06-12 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-06-12 Meg takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father; Brian spies on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime. 2026-06-12 A selfish Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future. 2026-06-12 Brian is smitten with a female show dog and enters a show dog competition in which the winner gets to breed her; Peter and Lois go to extreme measures to try to convince Chris that Arthur Valentine doesn't exist. 2026-06-12 Stewie and Brian get into a friendship-ending fight after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's beloved toys; Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry. 2026-06-12 A British classmate retells Charles Dickens' "Great Expectations.". 2026-06-12 Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling. 2026-06-12 A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies. 2026-06-12 Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag inflames the entire town including the children. 2026-06-12 The boys form their own boy band and everyone in town lines up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member. 2026-06-12 Priest Max threatens eternal damnation, and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns. 2026-06-12 Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein. 2026-06-12 The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days. 2026-06-12 Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard. 2026-06-12 The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit. 2026-06-12 Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp. 2026-06-12 The kids take over South Park, and Cartman becomes the mayor. 2026-06-12 Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair. 2026-06-12 Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight. 2026-06-12 When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo. 2026-06-12 Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park. 2026-06-12 Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes. 2026-06-12 The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system. 2026-06-12 When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate. 2026-06-12 The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor. 2026-06-12 Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends. 2026-06-12 Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park, but the town tries to drive them out. 2026-06-12 Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research. 2026-06-12 Butters reveals a dark family secret. 2026-06-12 Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner. 2026-06-12 Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes. 2026-06-12 Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his "little brother"; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone. 2026-06-12 George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers. 2026-06-12 George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked. 2026-06-12 George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on "Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee.". 2026-06-12 Michael tries to impress one of Pam and Jim's friends; Erin and Andy try to keep their relationship a secret; Dwight reconsiders his contract with Angela. 2026-06-12 Andy tries to make Secretary's Day memorable for Erin; Oscar circulates a viral video comparing Kevin's voice to Cookie Monster's. 2026-06-12 Pam and Jim work on their first joint sales pitch; Michael misreads body language; Dwight encourages Kelly to try out for the minority training program. 2026-06-12 Michael thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him and asks Dwight to investigate; Andy becomes frustrated when no one takes his customer's complaint seriously. 2026-06-12 Michael is surprisingly cheerful after learning bad news about Donna; new parents Pam and Jim have a hard time staying awake at the office; Dwight refuses to honor a contract. 2026-06-12 When the press learns that Sabre's printers catch on fire, Jo tries to find out who the whistle-blower is. 2026-06-12 Michael refuses to fire the new office assistant (Evan Peters) when people complain about his bad attitude; Pam tries to impress Jim by pulling an office prank. 2026-06-13