Comedy Central HD The Sabre CEO visits the Scranton office and says either Michael or Jim must go back to being a salesman; Andy's Valentine's Day plan backfires. 2026-06-12 When Pam's contractions begin, she and Jim try to wait things out as long as possible so they can have more time at the hospital; Michael anxiously awaits the baby's arrival; Erin makes Andy jealous when she has lunch with Kevin. 2026-06-12 When Pam's contractions begin, she and Jim try to wait things out as long as possible so they can have more time at the hospital; Michael anxiously awaits the baby's arrival; Erin makes Andy jealous when she has lunch with Kevin. 2026-06-12 Michael tries to impress Jo; Dwight causes trouble on Jim's first day back from paternity leave; Erin and Andy go on their first date. 2026-06-12 Members of the sales staff let Sabre's new Sales Is King policy go to their heads. 2026-06-12 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-06-12 Meg takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father; Brian spies on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime. 2026-06-12 A selfish Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future. 2026-06-12 Brian is smitten with a female show dog and enters a show dog competition in which the winner gets to breed her; Peter and Lois go to extreme measures to try to convince Chris that Arthur Valentine doesn't exist. 2026-06-12 Stewie and Brian get into a friendship-ending fight after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's beloved toys; Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry. 2026-06-12 A British classmate retells Charles Dickens' "Great Expectations.". 2026-06-12 Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling. 2026-06-12 A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies. 2026-06-12 Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag inflames the entire town including the children. 2026-06-12 The boys form their own boy band and everyone in town lines up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member. 2026-06-12 Priest Max threatens eternal damnation, and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns. 2026-06-12 Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein. 2026-06-12 The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days. 2026-06-12 Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard. 2026-06-12 The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit. 2026-06-12 Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp. 2026-06-12 The kids take over South Park, and Cartman becomes the mayor. 2026-06-12 Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair. 2026-06-12 Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight. 2026-06-12 When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo. 2026-06-12 Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park. 2026-06-12 Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes. 2026-06-12 The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system. 2026-06-12 When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate. 2026-06-12 The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor. 2026-06-12 Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends. 2026-06-12 Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park, but the town tries to drive them out. 2026-06-12 Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research. 2026-06-12 Butters reveals a dark family secret. 2026-06-12 Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner. 2026-06-12 Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes. 2026-06-12 Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his "little brother"; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone. 2026-06-12 George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers. 2026-06-12 George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked. 2026-06-12 George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on "Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee.". 2026-06-12 Michael tries to impress one of Pam and Jim's friends; Erin and Andy try to keep their relationship a secret; Dwight reconsiders his contract with Angela. 2026-06-12 Andy tries to make Secretary's Day memorable for Erin; Oscar circulates a viral video comparing Kevin's voice to Cookie Monster's. 2026-06-12 Pam and Jim work on their first joint sales pitch; Michael misreads body language; Dwight encourages Kelly to try out for the minority training program. 2026-06-12 Michael thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him and asks Dwight to investigate; Andy becomes frustrated when no one takes his customer's complaint seriously. 2026-06-12 Michael is surprisingly cheerful after learning bad news about Donna; new parents Pam and Jim have a hard time staying awake at the office; Dwight refuses to honor a contract. 2026-06-12 When the press learns that Sabre's printers catch on fire, Jo tries to find out who the whistle-blower is. 2026-06-12 Michael refuses to fire the new office assistant (Evan Peters) when people complain about his bad attitude; Pam tries to impress Jim by pulling an office prank. 2026-06-13 Corporate forces Michael into counseling with Toby; Dwight seeks revenge after a shop owner snubs him; Pam tries to change her job title. 2026-06-13 Andy invites the office to a play he is in, hoping that Erin will attend; Jim and Pam struggle with their incompetent babysitter. 2026-06-13 Thinking he has herpes, Michael contacts all his ex-girlfriends; Andy holds a sex education meeting for the office. 2026-06-13 Michael, Dwight and Jim set up a sting after a competing sales associate steals a client; Andy starts a band. 2026-06-13 Michael freaks out when Darryl goes over his head and takes an idea to corporate; a Halloween costume contest puts the office in a competitive mood. 2026-06-13 Cartman and his foul mouth make television history. 2026-06-13 The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities. 2026-06-13 The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program. 2026-06-13 The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals. 2026-06-13 The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie. 2026-06-13 The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter. 2026-06-13 The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death. 2026-06-13 Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park. 2026-06-13 The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films. 2026-06-13 Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and society. 2026-06-13 South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers. 2026-06-13 When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there. 2026-06-13 The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno. 2026-06-13 Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys. 2026-06-13 The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit. 2026-06-13 Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge. 2026-06-13 The boys learn about the politics of war and the consequences of homework. 2026-06-13 When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang. 2026-06-13 Leslie and Bobby Newport (Paul Rudd) are separated by a miniscule margin on Election Day; as everyone waits for election results, they ponder the future. 2026-06-13 Leslie is overwhelmed when she and Andy visit Ben and April in Washington, D.C.; Ron throws a barbecue for the whole staff. 2026-06-13 Leslie passes a city-wide tax on huge sodas in hope of combating obesity in Pawnee; Chris helps Andy prepare for his police entrance exam. 2026-06-13 Leslie tries to pass a law extending the community pool hours; Chris thinks of a new way to solve people's problems around the city, which leads to Ron fixing a pothole for a local mother (Lucy Lawless); April and Ben plan a road trip. 2026-06-13 Leslie holds a sex-education class following an STD outbreak among senior citizens in Pawnee; when Tom's gadgets are taken away, Ron helps him acclimate to life without technology; April and Ben meet Congressman Murray. 2026-06-13 Ben gets a job offer, forcing Leslie to think about their future; Ron and Andy take Diane's girls trick-or-treating; Tom looks for a new business idea. 2026-06-13 Leslie meets Ben's parents; Jean-Ralphio helps Tom prepare the pitch for his new business idea; Chris has mood swings. 2026-06-13 Michael invites the entire office to celebrate the christening of Pam and Jim's baby. 2026-06-13 Erin and Gabe host a "Glee" viewing party; Michael is upset when people refer to Gabe as his boss; Andy becomes increasingly jealous. 2026-06-13 Michael helps convince people to invest in Ryan's Internet company; trying to capitalize on Thanksgiving, Dwight creates a hay festival in the parking lot; a new policy prevents Jim from earning commission. 2026-06-13 Michael decides he must stop China before it takes over the United States; Pam threatens to move the company to a new building. 2026-06-13 Michael is happy when Toby takes a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to fill in; Pam must plan a second Christmas party when Michael wants the party to be on the day of Holly's return to Scranton. 2026-06-13 Michael is happy when Toby takes a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to fill in; Pam must plan a second Christmas party when Michael wants the party to be on the day of Holly's return to Scranton. 2026-06-13 Michael readies himself for the news about Holly's relationship; Pam puts up a board for everyone to post their New Year's resolutions. 2026-06-13 Holly and Michael turn Andy's business seminar into an improv challenge; Erin and Gabe compete in a board game battle. 2026-06-13 Jim is forced to abandon Michael at a gas station after receiving an emergency phone call; Erin, Dwight and Holly search for Michael; Pam's art inspires a captioning contest that appears to offend Gabe. 2026-06-13 Public displays of affection between Holly and Michael make everyone uncomfortable; Jim and Pam experience the aftermath of a bottomless champagne lunch; Andy tags along on Erin's romantic treasure hunt. 2026-06-13 After 11 years of preparation, Michael is ready to debut his action movie. 2026-06-13 The death of their childhood basketball coach leads to a reunion for some old friends (Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock), who gather at the site of a championship celebration years earlier. Picking up where they left off, the buddies -- with wives and children in tow -- discover why age does not, necessarily, equal maturity. 2026-06-13 All Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) has ever wanted is to be a professional hockey player. But he soon discovers he may actually have a talent for playing an entirely different sport: golf. When his grandmother (Frances Bay) learns she is about to lose her home, Happy joins a golf tournament to try and win enough money to buy it for her. With his powerful driving skills and foulmouthed attitude, Happ 2026-06-13