Comedy Central HD Joe decides to embrace life by taking the guys on a road trip to Niagara Falls, where he makes an unexpected decision; Peter is hailed a hero after finding a missing boy. 2026-06-24 When Brian becomes more submissive as a result of obedience school, Peter realizes his misses the old Brian; Chris discovers his new friend was just using him to get closer to Meg. 2026-06-24 Lois is suspicious that Peter's new friends -- a group of mean girls -- are talking about him behind his back. 2026-06-24 Peter prepares for a fight with Liam Neeson, while Lois becomes a class mom and pays more attention to the other children over Stewie. 2026-06-24 Lois books a couple's vacation, turning out to be a marriage counseling program; Carter becomes frustrated because the kids are so into their electronics. 2026-06-24 Brian takes Stewie's Adderall in hope of finishing a 2000-page proposal to give to an author at a book convention; Quagmire and Peter have a cooking competition. 2026-06-24 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-06-24 Peter's efforts to help Joe publish a book go awry when he takes over as author; Brian starts exercising excessively after experiencing a runner's high. 2026-06-24 Lois and Peter open a cookie store together, but things get messy when Peter comes up with a scheme to bring in more customers. 2026-06-24 The Griffins go to Springfield, where they encounter a stranger named Homer Simpson; Stewie trades his mind-control device for Bart's slingshot; Lisa teaches Meg how to play the saxophone; Homer and Peter argue about the best beer. 2026-06-24 Cartman gets an anal probe; aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother. 2026-06-24 A celebrity presents Cartman's essay-contest prize. 2026-06-24 Volcanic activity disrupts a hunting trip. 2026-06-24 Stan's dog pursues other dogs. 2026-06-24 A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin. 2026-06-24 Stan's grandfather helps summon the Grim Reaper. 2026-06-24 An outbreak of pinkeye interrupts Halloween. 2026-06-24 A battle for spiritual domination conflicts with Cartman's birthday. 2026-06-24 Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving child. 2026-06-24 Town denizens try for a politically correct Christmas; Kyle's pal Mr. Hankey arrives. 2026-06-24 While Mr. Garrison leaves the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen, the new substitute teacher. 2026-06-24 A prehistoric monster threatens the world. 2026-06-24 The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father. 2026-06-24 Cartman discovers his father's identity. 2026-06-24 A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns. 2026-06-24 School counselor Mackey gets fired; Kyle tries to prevent Ike's circumcision. 2026-06-24 The town's dodge-ball team goes to the championships; the school nurse deals with a strange medical disorder. 2026-06-24 Ned and Jimbo's hunting show faces a ratings war with "Jesus and Pals.". 2026-06-24 It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash. 2026-06-24 A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map. 2026-06-24 A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are overrun by Hollywood types and the expanding population. 2026-06-24 The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. 2026-06-24 The new planetarium has a strange pull on Stan, Kyle and Kenny; Cartman wants the lead in "Les Misérables.". 2026-06-24 The boys build rival clubhouses; Stan invites Wendy to play truth or dare. 2026-06-24 The boys want to compete at bull-riding; area cows get religion. 2026-06-24 Talented friends organize a benefit concert for penniless Chef. 2026-06-24 Stan believes his pet fish is involved in a series of murders. 2026-06-24 Uncle Howard escapes from the slammer to join Grandma Cartman's holiday celebration. 2026-06-24 The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek; a cappuccino conglomerate eyes South Park. 2026-06-24 The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with kids choir tour; Cartman is determined to cause chaos. 2026-06-24 Cleveland becomes an unlicensed therapist and gives Lois marriage advice that Peter does not like; Quagmire gets Meg a job working in airport security. 2026-06-24 Joe decides to embrace life by taking the guys on a road trip to Niagara Falls, where he makes an unexpected decision; Peter is hailed a hero after finding a missing boy. 2026-06-24 When Brian becomes more submissive as a result of obedience school, Peter realizes his misses the old Brian; Chris discovers his new friend was just using him to get closer to Meg. 2026-06-24 Lois is suspicious that Peter's new friends -- a group of mean girls -- are talking about him behind his back. 2026-06-24 Peter prepares for a fight with Liam Neeson, while Lois becomes a class mom and pays more attention to the other children over Stewie. 2026-06-24 Lois books a couple's vacation, turning out to be a marriage counseling program; Carter becomes frustrated because the kids are so into their electronics. 2026-06-24 Brian takes Stewie's Adderall in hope of finishing a 2000-page proposal to give to an author at a book convention; Quagmire and Peter have a cooking competition. 2026-06-25 For Father's Day, the guys search for Joe's estranged father; Peter pretends to be Joe after learning that Joe's father is intolerant of people with disabilities; Stewie learns that he will only be 5 feet 1 inch tall. 2026-06-25 Brian's jokes cause a fight with Stewie, prompting Stewie to build a robot friend; Lois wants a new mattress. 2026-06-25 When the guys go to an abandoned asylum to gain inspiration for a new horror movie, they accidentally kill a man who they think is keeping them hostage; annoyed with Brian's perceived pretension, Stewie endeavors to destroy his glasses. 2026-06-25 When Peter goes to his mother's home to retrieve his stash of porn, he finds a "To Peter From Peter" tape that makes him feel like a failure. 2026-06-25 Quagmire admits that he has feelings for Lois after accidentally calling Peter; Brian tries to fix the situation. 2026-06-25 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-06-25 When Brian takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do very well, the family starts to doubt his intelligence; Peter tries to show Brian the upside of being stupid. 2026-06-25 Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland discover that Chris is a thief when they form a neighborhood detective agency; Lois worries about Chris' relationship with his girlfriend. 2026-06-25 Cleveland becomes an unlicensed therapist and gives Lois marriage advice that Peter does not like; Quagmire gets Meg a job working in airport security. 2026-06-25 Joe decides to embrace life by taking the guys on a road trip to Niagara Falls, where he makes an unexpected decision; Peter is hailed a hero after finding a missing boy. 2026-06-25 The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly; Stan's Dad is on the case. 2026-06-25 The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight. 2026-06-25 While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet. 2026-06-25 Cartman files a sexual harassment suit against Stan. 2026-06-25 A meteor shower hits South Park; Shelly invites her somewhat unsuitable boyfriend to join her when she babysits for Cartman, at the same time Cartman's cat is on heat. 2026-06-25 The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off. 2026-06-25 South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping. 2026-06-25 The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon. 2026-06-25 The boys compete against homeschooled kids in the annual spelling bee. 2026-06-25 Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment. 2026-06-25 The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert. 2026-06-25 The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race, and Cartman gets sentenced to juvenile hall for 13 years. 2026-06-25 The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium. 2026-06-25 A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move. 2026-06-25 Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder. 2026-06-25 Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling. 2026-06-25 A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies. 2026-06-25 Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag inflames the entire town including the children. 2026-06-25 The boys form their own boy band and everyone in town lines up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member. 2026-06-25 Priest Max threatens eternal damnation, and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns. 2026-06-25 Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein. 2026-06-25 The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days. 2026-06-25 Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard. 2026-06-25 The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit. 2026-06-25 Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp. 2026-06-25 George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date. 2026-06-25 Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites. 2026-06-25 Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel. 2026-06-25 Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her. 2026-06-25 The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee. 2026-06-25 Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists. 2026-06-25 Past and present Dunder Mifflin employees gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews. 2026-06-25 Past and present Dunder Mifflin employees gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews. 2026-06-25 When forced to pick a cheaper health care plan, Michael, rather than lose popularity points with his staff, shirks the responsibility to Dwight. 2026-06-25 Michael tries to raise employee morale with a birthday party amid rumors of downsizing. 2026-06-25 Michael and gang play the warehouse workers in a not-so-friendly game of basketball; Michael bets that the losers will have to work on Saturday. 2026-06-25 Dwight, Michael and Jim all vie for the attention of an attractive woman who comes to the office to sell purses. 2026-06-25