Comedy Central HD The Dunder Mifflin employees suffer through the annual office awards ceremony, The Dundies, hosted by Michael at their local watering hole, a Chili's restaurant. 2026-06-26 Corporate office requires the staff go through sexual harassment training, but Michael worries that the new policy will make the office less fun for everyone. 2026-06-26 While Michael and Dwight are away from the office, Jim and Pam organize an office Olympics where employees compete in ridiculous games. 2026-06-26 A small fire in the kitchen forces the staff to wait in the parking lot; Jim suggests a game of Desert Island; Michael tries to impress Ryan. 2026-06-26 Halloween is not much fun for Michael when he learns he must fire someone; Jim and Pam put Dwight's CV on the internet. 2026-06-26 When Brian becomes more submissive as a result of obedience school, Peter realizes his misses the old Brian; Chris discovers his new friend was just using him to get closer to Meg. 2026-06-26 Lois is suspicious that Peter's new friends -- a group of mean girls -- are talking about him behind his back. 2026-06-26 Peter prepares for a fight with Liam Neeson, while Lois becomes a class mom and pays more attention to the other children over Stewie. 2026-06-26 Lois books a couple's vacation, turning out to be a marriage counseling program; Carter becomes frustrated because the kids are so into their electronics. 2026-06-26 Brian takes Stewie's Adderall in hope of finishing a 2000-page proposal to give to an author at a book convention; Quagmire and Peter have a cooking competition. 2026-06-26 A British classmate retells Charles Dickens' "Great Expectations.". 2026-06-26 The kids take over South Park, and Cartman becomes the mayor. 2026-06-26 Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair. 2026-06-26 Cartman and his foul mouth make television history. 2026-06-26 Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight. 2026-06-26 When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo. 2026-06-26 Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park. 2026-06-26 Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes. 2026-06-26 The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system. 2026-06-26 When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate. 2026-06-26 The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor. 2026-06-26 Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends. 2026-06-26 Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park, but the town tries to drive them out. 2026-06-26 Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research. 2026-06-26 Butters reveals a dark family secret. 2026-06-26 The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities. 2026-06-26 The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program. 2026-06-26 The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals. 2026-06-26 The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie. 2026-06-26 The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter. 2026-06-26 The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death. 2026-06-26 Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park. 2026-06-26 The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films. 2026-06-26 Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and society. 2026-06-26 Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment. 2026-06-26 George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day. 2026-06-26 George competes for a better apartment against a survivor of the Andrea Doria; Kramer visits a vet for his cough. 2026-06-26 George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man. 2026-06-26 Jerry's parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) think he is low on money; J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) resumes his position as Elaine's boss. 2026-06-26 Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult. 2026-06-26 When Dwight karate-chops Michael in the stomach at work, a lunchtime rematch is quickly organized; things become awkward between Pam and Jim. 2026-06-26 Michael and Jan try to land a new client by taking him out to Chili's; back in the office, Jim finds a script written by Michael and the workers cannot resist acting it out. 2026-06-26 Everyone is on edge during performance review, including Michael, who steals the employee suggestion box to get ideas he can present to his boss. 2026-06-26 When Michael begins monitoring their e-mails, he manages to upset all the employees. 2026-06-26 After Michael suggests a game of "Yankee Swap" with the Secret Santa gifts, everyone fights over Michael's gift to Ryan, bringing morale to an all-time low. 2026-06-26 When Michael takes the Mifflin crew on a motivational harbor cruise, things get out of hand and Michael ends up in the brig. 2026-06-26 After he has an accident while using a grill, injured Michael demands attention from the entire Dunder Mifflin office. 2026-06-27 Because Jim fears Michael will tell the others he likes Pam, he pretends to be Michael's best friend. 2026-06-27 When someone stains the carpet in Michael's office, he begins to question his popularity among his staff. 2026-06-27 When Jan conducts a seminar for the female employees, Michael takes the guys to the warehouse for some male bonding. 2026-06-27 Michael visits corporate headquarters in New York on Valentine's Day. 2026-06-27 When Dwight, who has a fear of public speaking, is asked to give a speech at a sales convention, he turns to Michael for help. 2026-06-27 For Father's Day, the guys search for Joe's estranged father; Peter pretends to be Joe after learning that Joe's father is intolerant of people with disabilities; Stewie learns that he will only be 5 feet 1 inch tall. 2026-06-27 Brian's jokes cause a fight with Stewie, prompting Stewie to build a robot friend; Lois wants a new mattress. 2026-06-27 When the guys go to an abandoned asylum to gain inspiration for a new horror movie, they accidentally kill a man who they think is keeping them hostage; annoyed with Brian's perceived pretension, Stewie endeavors to destroy his glasses. 2026-06-27 When Peter goes to his mother's home to retrieve his stash of porn, he finds a "To Peter From Peter" tape that makes him feel like a failure. 2026-06-27 Quagmire admits that he has feelings for Lois after accidentally calling Peter; Brian tries to fix the situation. 2026-06-27 South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers. 2026-06-27 When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there. 2026-06-27 The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno. 2026-06-27 Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys. 2026-06-27 The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit. 2026-06-27 Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge. 2026-06-27 The boys learn about the politics of war and the consequences of homework. 2026-06-27 When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang. 2026-06-27 After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out. 2026-06-27 The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled. 2026-06-27 One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar. 2026-06-27 The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency. 2026-06-27 Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners. 2026-06-27 Pawnee Parks employees are paired up with their Eagleton counterparts; Chris and Ben work on an accounting project together; Ann divulges her plans. 2026-06-27 Leslie deals with a minor scandal; Tom tries to impress a woman; Ben talks Ron into preparing a will. 2026-06-27 An emergency late-night filibuster forces Leslie to leave Ben's birthday party early; Tom tries to create memories with his girlfriend; Ron and Donna go hunting; April and Andy reconnect. 2026-06-27 On the day of the recall vote, Leslie works on a haunted house with Ben, Chris and Ann; Tom asks Ron for help saving his business. 2026-06-27 Leslie tries to tackle some of her goals, such as hosting an event with the Indianapolis Colts and adding fluoride to Pawnee's drinking water; Chris and Ron build cribs together. 2026-06-27 Leslie faces off with Councilman Jamm; Ben gets a new hobby; Tom, April and Donna help Ron sell his cabin. 2026-06-27 Leslie makes plans for her future with Ben as she comes to term with her last day in office; Ann and Chris learn the sex of their baby; Chris returns from London. 2026-06-27 Michael strikes up a friendship with the 5-year-old daughter of his enemy when children visit the office. 2026-06-27 Michael takes the Dunder Mifflin employees ice skating to celebrate his birthday; Kevin waits nervously for test results. 2026-06-27 Dwight finds half a joint in the parking lot and launches a full investigation; Michael asks an unusual favor. 2026-06-27 Chaos ensues when Michael takes responsibility for conflict resolution from the Human Relations department. 2026-06-27 Employees take some big gambles when they host a charity casino-night in their warehouse. 2026-06-27 Michael unintentionally outs a gay employee; the situation with Jim and Pam. 2026-06-27 Michael organizes a party in his hotel room when he, Dwight and Jan attend the Northeastern Mid-Market Office Supply Convention in Philadelphia. 2026-06-27 After Jan busts Michael for having a "movie Monday," Angela pushes Dwight to make a play for Michael's job. 2026-06-27 Michael tries to help the staff grieve after learning that the former regional manager has died. 2026-06-27 Dwight takes Ryan on his first sales call, subjecting him to an outrageous series of tests along the way. 2026-06-27 Michael urges the staff to support Kelly and attend a local celebration of the Hindu Festival of Lights. 2026-06-27 Old friends Jim and Pam are back together after months apart as the Scranton branch and Stamford branch are finally merged. 2026-06-27 Michael tries to be supportive after learning that a new employee is an ex-convict; the staff compares the office to a prison. 2026-06-27 All Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) has ever wanted is to be a professional hockey player. But he soon discovers he may actually have a talent for playing an entirely different sport: golf. When his grandmother (Frances Bay) learns she is about to lose her home, Happy joins a golf tournament to try and win enough money to buy it for her. With his powerful driving skills and foulmouthed attitude, Happ 2026-06-27