Comedy Central HD Cartman's racist behavior leads him to weave unexpected, Cupid-style magic; Kyle is unhappy with what the rumor mill says about him. 2026-07-14 Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear word; when Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it. 2026-07-14 Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris; unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action. 2026-07-14 Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident; Chris and Stewie try to nurse one of the injured rodents back to health; a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine and restoring him to his true height. 2026-07-14 When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster. 2026-07-14 Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident; Peter's arms are torn off, and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back. 2026-07-14 Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next mayor of Quahog should be; upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West's cousin, Wild Wild West. 2026-07-14 Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans; the town becomes divided on whether to remove the statue that commemorates him. 2026-07-14 When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins try to save Christmas on their own. 2026-07-14 When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse; he finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, the Giant Chicken, is admitted; Brian has an identity crisis. 2026-07-14 Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend; Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joyride in Joe's new classic Corvette. 2026-07-14 After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business; Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery but ends up taking it too far. 2026-07-15