Comedy Central HD After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business; Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery but ends up taking it too far. 2026-07-15 Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli; when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life. 2026-07-15 Stewie gets a mail order bride and experiences domestic life; Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets. 2026-07-15 After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win the best customer at her favorite coffee shop. 2026-07-15 Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins; he discovers his original family is rich, and he struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did. 2026-07-15 Lois and Peter are mistaken for young parents by another couple at Stewie's school; they are invited to live in a millennial apartment complex, leaving Meg and Chris home alone. 2026-07-15 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-07-15 Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him; to escape, Peter builds a tunnel leading directly to The Drunken Clam. 2026-07-15 Stewie's lush retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying. 2026-07-15 When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice. 2026-07-15 Peter's nonstop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home; Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store. 2026-07-15 South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis. 2026-07-15 Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter. 2026-07-15 Cartman signs up for a home security system. 2026-07-15 Butters decides to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors. 2026-07-15 Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends. 2026-07-15 A scandal has shaken everyone's beliefs, causing them to begin cutting off their yellow support wristbands. 2026-07-15 Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the outcome of the presidential election. 2026-07-15 When Cartman infiltrates the NSA, he is unhappy with the contents of his personal file. 2026-07-15 To keep their parents from hurting each other, the boys use the game 'Minecraft' to distract them. 2026-07-15 Cartman thinks Token is a threat to everyone. 2026-07-15 The goth kids are sent to a camp for troubled children. 2026-07-15 Kyle and Ike start to grow apart when Ike hits puberty; Kyle tries to save their relationship by taking Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba. 2026-07-15 When Cartman pulls a prank, peace emerges around the world. 2026-07-15 Wendy ends up in the counselor's office after trying to fix one of her girlfriends up with Butters. 2026-07-15 The boys name their new startup company The Washington Redskins. 2026-07-15 Mr. Mackey is now gluten-free and everyone is annoyed when he won't quit preaching about how great he feels; after witnessing a demonstration of what happens to your body when you do not eat gluten, South Park becomes the first town in America to go gluten-free. 2026-07-15 Randy is keeping a huge secret and the pressure is getting to him; Cartman calls Stan a sissy. 2026-07-15 Timmy gains a lot of enemies after his new car service becomes successful. 2026-07-15 Cartman and Butters obtain a drone and take it for a spin around the neighborhood. 2026-07-15 Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game. 2026-07-15 Butters thinks he's living in a virtual reality. 2026-07-15 Kyle just wants to play video games with his little brother, Ike, but when Ike doesn't want to play with him anymore, Kyle is afraid that the next generation is passing him by. 2026-07-15 Cartman Bra is trending as the country prepares to watch the biggest holiday spectacular ever. 2026-07-15 The boys express their high respect for Caitlyn Jenner. 2026-07-15 Garrison decides he wants to build a wall to keep out all the undocumented immigrants. 2026-07-15 With the town of South Park gentrifying, Kenny feels it is time to get a job. 2026-07-15 Cartman considers himself the top online restaurant reviewer in South Park. 2026-07-15 Cartman becomes a victim of body-shaming. 2026-07-15 The Asian girls in school are drawing pictures of Tweek and Craig. 2026-07-15 South Park's citizens decide they no longer need a police force in town. 2026-07-15 Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him; to escape, Peter builds a tunnel leading directly to The Drunken Clam. 2026-07-15 Stewie's lush retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying. 2026-07-15 When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice. 2026-07-15 Peter's nonstop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home; Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store. 2026-07-15 Peter discovers a new love for rocking out to the hits of Van Halen, but his head-banging causes a car accident, and he ends up in a coma. 2026-07-15 When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere; the Griffins experience a life without Meg. 2026-07-15 Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible. 2026-07-16 Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school, and Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot. 2026-07-16 Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear word; when Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it. 2026-07-16 Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris; unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action. 2026-07-16 Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident; Chris and Stewie try to nurse one of the injured rodents back to health; a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine and restoring him to his true height. 2026-07-16 When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster. 2026-07-16 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-07-16 When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere; the Griffins experience a life without Meg. 2026-07-16 Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible. 2026-07-16 Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school, and Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot. 2026-07-16 Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear word; when Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it. 2026-07-16 Illegal activity is occurring in the basement of City Wok. 2026-07-16 Jimmy deals with PC Principal's beliefs. 2026-07-16 When PC Principal goes missing, it's discovered he's disappeared with two of the 4th grade students. 2026-07-16 Kyle chooses a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan. 2026-07-16 An American icon gives the National Anthem a reboot. 2026-07-16 Kyle's dad works hard to keep his identity as a troll a secret while he takes his online abuse global. 2026-07-16 Gerald basks in the thrill of media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone. 2026-07-16 The boys of South Park work together to stand up for their rights. 2026-07-16 Giant Douche wants to get out of the presidential race. 2026-07-16 An entire Colorado city gets hacked; Gerald and Cartman risk losing everything when their full history of Internet activity becomes public. 2026-07-16 Gerald encounters the Troll Hunter. 2026-07-16 The new president-elect visits his hometown. 2026-07-16 Cartman becomes convinced that Butters wants to steal his girlfriend. 2026-07-16 Cartman finally understands why Heidi wants him to get to Mars. 2026-07-16 Protestors armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park; Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society. 2026-07-16 North Korea takes aim at South Park. 2026-07-16 An undeniable bond forms between a white man and a Native American man. 2026-07-16 Facebook is the ultimate weapon for Professor Chaos, as he spreads fake news about the boys' superhero franchise. 2026-07-16 Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates and Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs. 2026-07-16 At the annual Halloween get-together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in town. 2026-07-16 Kyle is playing with fire when he gets in the middle of Cartman and Heidi's relationship. 2026-07-16 Jimmy and Timmy's experiment could win them first prize in the annual science fair. 2026-07-16 It's never been more challenging to be a PC Principal. 2026-07-16 The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town; the townspeople are angry that the president is scaring their children. 2026-07-16 Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control; Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test. 2026-07-16 Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble. 2026-07-16 Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate. 2026-07-16 A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie). 2026-07-16 Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs. 2026-07-16 Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date. 2026-07-16 Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police. 2026-07-16 After the warehouse employees win the lottery and quit their jobs, everyone in the office fantasizes about winning big; Darryl and Andy look for new warehouse workers. 2026-07-16 When Andy decides to throw a garden party at Schrute Farms to impress Robert, Dwight researches how to be a good host; Andy's family makes him feel self-conscious. 2026-07-16 Erin tries to put on a Halloween party that will please both Andy and Robert California; Jim and Pam fight about the existence of ghosts; Dwight bonds with Robert California's son. 2026-07-16 Dwight installs a device in the office that will get everyone fired if they make too many errors; Gabe takes a liking to an employee at the warehouse. 2026-07-16 Pam teams up with Dwight to prove that Jim thinks her temporary replacement is pretty; Robert California asks to join Andy, Darryl and Kevin's band. 2026-07-16 Andy tries to motivate the staff by taking them on a field trip to Gettysburg; Robert asks those who stay behind to come up with the company's next big idea. 2026-07-16