Comedy Central HD Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible. 2026-07-16 Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school, and Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot. 2026-07-16 Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear word; when Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it. 2026-07-16 Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris; unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action. 2026-07-16 Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident; Chris and Stewie try to nurse one of the injured rodents back to health; a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine and restoring him to his true height. 2026-07-16 When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster. 2026-07-16 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-07-16 When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere; the Griffins experience a life without Meg. 2026-07-16 Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible. 2026-07-16 Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school, and Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot. 2026-07-16 Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear word; when Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it. 2026-07-16 Illegal activity is occurring in the basement of City Wok. 2026-07-16 Jimmy deals with PC Principal's beliefs. 2026-07-16 When PC Principal goes missing, it's discovered he's disappeared with two of the 4th grade students. 2026-07-16 Kyle chooses a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan. 2026-07-16 An American icon gives the National Anthem a reboot. 2026-07-16 Kyle's dad works hard to keep his identity as a troll a secret while he takes his online abuse global. 2026-07-16 Gerald basks in the thrill of media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone. 2026-07-16 The boys of South Park work together to stand up for their rights. 2026-07-16 Giant Douche wants to get out of the presidential race. 2026-07-16 An entire Colorado city gets hacked; Gerald and Cartman risk losing everything when their full history of Internet activity becomes public. 2026-07-16 Gerald encounters the Troll Hunter. 2026-07-16 The new president-elect visits his hometown. 2026-07-16 Cartman becomes convinced that Butters wants to steal his girlfriend. 2026-07-16 Cartman finally understands why Heidi wants him to get to Mars. 2026-07-16 Protestors armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park; Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society. 2026-07-16 North Korea takes aim at South Park. 2026-07-16 An undeniable bond forms between a white man and a Native American man. 2026-07-16 Facebook is the ultimate weapon for Professor Chaos, as he spreads fake news about the boys' superhero franchise. 2026-07-16 Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates and Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs. 2026-07-16 At the annual Halloween get-together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in town. 2026-07-16 Kyle is playing with fire when he gets in the middle of Cartman and Heidi's relationship. 2026-07-16 Jimmy and Timmy's experiment could win them first prize in the annual science fair. 2026-07-16 It's never been more challenging to be a PC Principal. 2026-07-16 The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town; the townspeople are angry that the president is scaring their children. 2026-07-16 Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control; Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test. 2026-07-16 Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble. 2026-07-16 Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate. 2026-07-16 A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie). 2026-07-16 Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs. 2026-07-16 Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date. 2026-07-16 Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police. 2026-07-16 After the warehouse employees win the lottery and quit their jobs, everyone in the office fantasizes about winning big; Darryl and Andy look for new warehouse workers. 2026-07-16 When Andy decides to throw a garden party at Schrute Farms to impress Robert, Dwight researches how to be a good host; Andy's family makes him feel self-conscious. 2026-07-16 Erin tries to put on a Halloween party that will please both Andy and Robert California; Jim and Pam fight about the existence of ghosts; Dwight bonds with Robert California's son. 2026-07-16 Dwight installs a device in the office that will get everyone fired if they make too many errors; Gabe takes a liking to an employee at the warehouse. 2026-07-16 Pam teams up with Dwight to prove that Jim thinks her temporary replacement is pretty; Robert California asks to join Andy, Darryl and Kevin's band. 2026-07-16 Andy tries to motivate the staff by taking them on a field trip to Gettysburg; Robert asks those who stay behind to come up with the company's next big idea. 2026-07-16 Robert California brings his wife (Maura Tierney) into the office to find her a job; Dwight opens a gym in the building. 2026-07-17 Andy tries to make holiday wishes come true; Robert decides to drown his sorrows at the office party. 2026-07-17 Andy gets the office involved in a trivia contest; Dwight explores job opportunities at Sabre headquarters. 2026-07-17 When Robert decides to sell his mansion, Kevin suggests he throw a pool party for the office; Erin flirts with Dwight to get Andy's attention; Robert gives a tour of his home. 2026-07-17 When Jim returns from jury duty Dwight questions him about the case; Angela and the senator welcome their new baby. 2026-07-17 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-07-17 Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris; unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action. 2026-07-17 Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident; Chris and Stewie try to nurse one of the injured rodents back to health; a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine and restoring him to his true height. 2026-07-17 When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster. 2026-07-17 Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident; Peter's arms are torn off, and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back. 2026-07-17 A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest; when the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Catholic Church. 2026-07-17 Mr. Hankey's offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant; at South Park Elementary, Strong Woman and PC Principal face a whole new set of challenges in their relationship. 2026-07-17 Butters sells vape pens and all kinds of fruit-flavored vape accessories at school; Randy decides he should move the family to the country and take up farming. 2026-07-17 The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get even more candy on Halloween; the adults hoard emergency supplies and hope to survive until morning. 2026-07-17 The boys realize they need Al Gore's help when dead citizens start popping up all over town. 2026-07-17 The boys break out of jail and are on the run from the police and ManBearPig. 2026-07-17 No longer able to deal with people, Cartman's therapist diagnoses him with anxiety and prescribes an unorthodox treatment. 2026-07-17 South Park is chosen to be the home for Amazon's newest fulfillment center. 2026-07-17 The Bike Parade is still on, but the boys' chance of winning is in jeopardy when Kenny resists commercialism in solidarity with the Amazon Fulfillment Center's striking workers. 2026-07-17 Randy fights against home-grown weed; Kyle goes to camp. 2026-07-17 Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy in China. 2026-07-17 Randy celebrates the success of Tegridy Farms; Cartman refuses to get a shot. 2026-07-17 Cartman is sure the new plant-based diet in the school cafeteria gave him a heart attack. 2026-07-17 Randy tries to deal with his daughter's marijuana problem on Halloween. 2026-07-17 The citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms, and they just want to lock him up. 2026-07-17 The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits. 2026-07-17 Kyle's mum looks so good after her fecal transplant that everyone wants to get their hands on her goods; Cartman and the boys jump into the quest for the best microbiome. 2026-07-17 Scott Malkinson is desperate to impress the new girl in his class. 2026-07-17 Santa is stealing all the joy from the town's holiday season. 2026-07-17 Members of a fourth grade class are banned from wearing their pajamas to school on the most important day of the year. 2026-07-17 Stan's horrified to realize he's misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time. 2026-07-17 Cartman is not happy when his mom gets a new job. 2026-07-17 A lot is riding on Butter's ability to crush the competition in the all-important dressage championship. 2026-07-17 The boys find out that the joys of playing Airsoft come with the challenges of dealing with teenagers. 2026-07-17 Butters is shocked to learn that people in South Park don't understand what St. Patrick's Day is really about. 2026-07-17 Elaine accidentally reveals too much cleavage on her Christmas card; Kramer is asked to pose for a risqué underwear ad. 2026-07-17 Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster. 2026-07-17 Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox. 2026-07-17 Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend. 2026-07-17 An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions. 2026-07-17 When Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort senior citizens in their homes, it leads to disaster for all. 2026-07-17 When Dwight receives a special assignment in Tallahassee, he and Andy must decide which Scranton employees will go with him; Pam returns from maternity leave. 2026-07-17 In Tallahassee, Fla., Dwight tries to impress Sabre's special projects president; Andy tries to avoid requests for raises. 2026-07-17 Dwight and Packer compete for a job; Jim receives an unwelcome visitor; Andy has everyone stay late to cover for their co-workers in Florida. 2026-07-17 Dwight tries to impress Nellie with a theatrical presentation at the Sabre store opening; Andy suffers from an embarrassing injury. 2026-07-17 After Robert reveals his contempt for Nellie's (Catherine Tate) business plan, Jim tries to save Dwight's job; Andy discovers that Erin isn't returning to Scranton. 2026-07-17 Andy drives across the country to get Erin; Nellie shows up and tries to claim the manager position. 2026-07-17 Robert forces the office to throw a welcome party for Nellie; Erin helps Andy practice how he will break up with Jessica. 2026-07-18