Comedy Central HD Robert California brings his wife (Maura Tierney) into the office to find her a job; Dwight opens a gym in the building. 2026-07-17 Andy tries to make holiday wishes come true; Robert decides to drown his sorrows at the office party. 2026-07-17 Andy gets the office involved in a trivia contest; Dwight explores job opportunities at Sabre headquarters. 2026-07-17 When Robert decides to sell his mansion, Kevin suggests he throw a pool party for the office; Erin flirts with Dwight to get Andy's attention; Robert gives a tour of his home. 2026-07-17 When Jim returns from jury duty Dwight questions him about the case; Angela and the senator welcome their new baby. 2026-07-17 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-07-17 Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris; unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action. 2026-07-17 Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident; Chris and Stewie try to nurse one of the injured rodents back to health; a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine and restoring him to his true height. 2026-07-17 When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster. 2026-07-17 Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident; Peter's arms are torn off, and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back. 2026-07-17 A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest; when the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Catholic Church. 2026-07-17 Mr. Hankey's offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant; at South Park Elementary, Strong Woman and PC Principal face a whole new set of challenges in their relationship. 2026-07-17 Butters sells vape pens and all kinds of fruit-flavored vape accessories at school; Randy decides he should move the family to the country and take up farming. 2026-07-17 The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get even more candy on Halloween; the adults hoard emergency supplies and hope to survive until morning. 2026-07-17 The boys realize they need Al Gore's help when dead citizens start popping up all over town. 2026-07-17 The boys break out of jail and are on the run from the police and ManBearPig. 2026-07-17 No longer able to deal with people, Cartman's therapist diagnoses him with anxiety and prescribes an unorthodox treatment. 2026-07-17 South Park is chosen to be the home for Amazon's newest fulfillment center. 2026-07-17 The Bike Parade is still on, but the boys' chance of winning is in jeopardy when Kenny resists commercialism in solidarity with the Amazon Fulfillment Center's striking workers. 2026-07-17 Randy fights against home-grown weed; Kyle goes to camp. 2026-07-17 Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy in China. 2026-07-17 Randy celebrates the success of Tegridy Farms; Cartman refuses to get a shot. 2026-07-17 Cartman is sure the new plant-based diet in the school cafeteria gave him a heart attack. 2026-07-17 Randy tries to deal with his daughter's marijuana problem on Halloween. 2026-07-17 The citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms, and they just want to lock him up. 2026-07-17 The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits. 2026-07-17 Kyle's mum looks so good after her fecal transplant that everyone wants to get their hands on her goods; Cartman and the boys jump into the quest for the best microbiome. 2026-07-17 Scott Malkinson is desperate to impress the new girl in his class. 2026-07-17 Santa is stealing all the joy from the town's holiday season. 2026-07-17 Members of a fourth grade class are banned from wearing their pajamas to school on the most important day of the year. 2026-07-17 Stan's horrified to realize he's misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time. 2026-07-17 Cartman is not happy when his mom gets a new job. 2026-07-17 A lot is riding on Butter's ability to crush the competition in the all-important dressage championship. 2026-07-17 The boys find out that the joys of playing Airsoft come with the challenges of dealing with teenagers. 2026-07-17 Butters is shocked to learn that people in South Park don't understand what St. Patrick's Day is really about. 2026-07-17 Elaine accidentally reveals too much cleavage on her Christmas card; Kramer is asked to pose for a risqué underwear ad. 2026-07-17 Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster. 2026-07-17 Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox. 2026-07-17 Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend. 2026-07-17 An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions. 2026-07-17 When Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort senior citizens in their homes, it leads to disaster for all. 2026-07-17 When Dwight receives a special assignment in Tallahassee, he and Andy must decide which Scranton employees will go with him; Pam returns from maternity leave. 2026-07-17 In Tallahassee, Fla., Dwight tries to impress Sabre's special projects president; Andy tries to avoid requests for raises. 2026-07-17 Dwight and Packer compete for a job; Jim receives an unwelcome visitor; Andy has everyone stay late to cover for their co-workers in Florida. 2026-07-17 Dwight tries to impress Nellie with a theatrical presentation at the Sabre store opening; Andy suffers from an embarrassing injury. 2026-07-17 After Robert reveals his contempt for Nellie's (Catherine Tate) business plan, Jim tries to save Dwight's job; Andy discovers that Erin isn't returning to Scranton. 2026-07-17 Andy drives across the country to get Erin; Nellie shows up and tries to claim the manager position. 2026-07-17 Robert forces the office to throw a welcome party for Nellie; Erin helps Andy practice how he will break up with Jessica. 2026-07-18 After returning from his romantic quest, Andy battles with Nellie for the manager's chair; Kelly has a difficult time choosing between Ryan and a perfect man (Sendhil Ramamurthy). 2026-07-18 Andy crashes a fundraiser and ends up adopting 12 dogs; Dwight learns that an auction winner loses money; Nellie learns how to eat a taco. 2026-07-18 Andy tries to jumpstart his comeback; after Robert drunkenly shuts down a local branch, Jim and Dwight join forces in hope of outsmarting a salesman. 2026-07-18 A former boss helps Andy go undercover and stage a coup; a new opportunity arises for Robert. 2026-07-18 Two new, young employees throw Dwight and Jim off balance; Andy returns from leadership training with a desire for revenge. 2026-07-18 Butters is shocked to learn that people in South Park don't understand what St. Patrick's Day is really about. 2026-07-18 Cartman is jealous of the friendship that has developed between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it. 2026-07-18 The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town. 2026-07-18 South Park learns about the wonders of Japanese toilets. 2026-07-18 Stan is reeling when a cheating scandal hits the school. 2026-07-18 The "South Park" boys renovate and open a historic restaurant in Colorado. 2026-07-18 Spring break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle. 2026-07-18 When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, Jesus returns to give them an important message. 2026-07-18 Towelie goes to Washington, D.C. 2026-07-18 Butters experiences the reality of tariffs when he has to buy a Labubu doll for his girlfriend's birthday. 2026-07-18 Kyle and Cartman are at odds when a prediction markets app gets popular with their fellow students. 2026-07-18 Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist. 2026-07-18 The White House deals with a disruptive spirit from the east wing; Stan worries that South Park has become too political. 2026-07-18 Butters' Al revenge plan backfires, igniting an epidemic of fake videos at school that leaves Detective Harris struggling to tell fantasy from reality. 2026-07-18 The town's annual Turkey Trot turns chaotic when Cartman uses questionable cutting-edge science to win the race. 2026-07-18 The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert. 2026-07-18 The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race, and Cartman gets sentenced to juvenile hall for 13 years. 2026-07-18 The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium. 2026-07-18 After a City Hall mural is defaced, the members of the Parks Department compete to come up with a new design; Andy and Ron share an uncomfortable moment. 2026-07-18 Leslie invites herself on Ron's annual hunting trip to prove that she can hang with the guys; with everyone else away, April and Andy bond in the office. 2026-07-18 Leslie finds out that Tom is getting a divorce and tries to cheer him up, but Tom is withholding an important detail about his marriage to Wendy. 2026-07-18 A meeting with a disgraced councilman lands Leslie in the middle of a sex scandal; when Ron offers to cover for Leslie for a day, he quickly discovers how much work she really does. 2026-07-18 Ann sets Leslie up on a blind date; one of Ann's old friends makes Mark feel insecure. 2026-07-18 Following a date with Justin in Indianapolis, Leslie hosts a dinner party at her house to try to impress him. 2026-07-18 Leslie objects to a deal the Parks Department forms with a local company to sell energy bars in Pawnee; Mark agrees to help Tom move. 2026-07-18 A toast at Roy's wedding leads to Pam and Jim searching their relationships for buried secrets; Dwight reacts to Nellie's mandatory charity initiative. 2026-07-18 As Andy flaunts a discovery he made about his ancestry, Darryl struggles in his new role; Dwight teaches a language to Erin, who wants to impress her boyfriend's educated family; Jim reveals a secret. 2026-07-18 When Jim convinces Dwight the building is unsafe, Dwight rents a bus to use as his office; Nellie asks for Andy's help; Jim uses pie to cheer Pam. 2026-07-18 Andy invites his old a cappella group to perform for Halloween, which leads to a confrontation with his frenemy; Dwight tries to track down a madman in the office; Jim and Pam fight over his new job. 2026-07-18 Andy must step up when his dad loses all his family's money; when Dwight is a guest on a radio show, his co-workers call in to torture him; Kevin learns a secret about Oscar. 2026-07-18 The women of the office try to teach Dwight how to interact with female clients; Angela suspects the senator of cheating; Toby convinces some of the guys to grow mustaches. 2026-07-18 When Angela finds out about her husband's affair, she goes to Dwight for help; Stanley and Phyllis take advantage of Jim when he needs a favor; Pete distracts Pam as she begins painting her mural. 2026-07-18 Dwight picks up the slack when the party planning committee fails to plan a Christmas party; Darryl worries Jim has forgotten the promise he made; Pete teaches Erin about "Die Hard.". 2026-07-18 Pam accidentally brings lice into the office but lets Meredith take the blame; Jim spends a great day in Philadelphia with a potential business associate; Nellie, Phyllis and Kevin interfere with Darryl's love life. 2026-07-18 Everyone abuses the office's new espresso machine; Dwight takes Clark on a sales call; Darryl goes for an interview at Jim's company; Pam surprises Jim with a visit. 2026-07-18 Dwight tries to stop Darryl from leaving; Jim misses Cece's first recital because of work, upsetting Pam; Nellie exposes Erin and Pete. 2026-07-18 David Wallace asks Dwight to find a new part-time salesman who will fill in for Jim; Pam looks for a new desk mate; Erin searches for her birth parents. 2026-07-18 Nellie and Dwight spring into action when Pam needs help finding the vandal who defaced her mural; Darryl has a hard time dealing with Jim's habits. 2026-07-18 Set in 1985, Adam Sandler plays a nice guy with a broken heart who's stuck in one of the most romantic jobs in the world, a wedding singer. He loses all hope when he is abandoned at the altar by his fiancé. He meets a young woman named Julia, who enlists his help to plan her wedding. He falls in love with her and must win her over before she gets married. 2026-07-18