Comedy Central HD Playboy vet Henry sets his heart on romancing Lucy, but she has short-term memory loss. She can't remember anything that happened the day before. So every morning, Henry has to woo her again. Her friends and family are very protective and Henry must convince them that he's in it for love. 2026-07-19 Recently divorced mom Lauren (Drew Barrymore) and widowed dad Jim (Adam Sandler) let their friends push them into a blind date, which goes disastrously wrong. Unsurprisingly, neither wants to see the other ever again. However, fate intervenes when both Jim and Lauren, unbeknown to each other, purchase one-half of the same vacation package at a South African resort; they and their children are forc 2026-07-19 Cartman gets an anal probe; aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother. 2026-07-19 A celebrity presents Cartman's essay-contest prize. 2026-07-19 Volcanic activity disrupts a hunting trip. 2026-07-19 Stan's dog pursues other dogs. 2026-07-19 A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin. 2026-07-19 Stan's grandfather helps summon the Grim Reaper. 2026-07-19 An outbreak of pinkeye interrupts Halloween. 2026-07-19 A battle for spiritual domination conflicts with Cartman's birthday. 2026-07-19 Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving child. 2026-07-19 Town denizens try for a politically correct Christmas; Kyle's pal Mr. Hankey arrives. 2026-07-19 While Mr. Garrison leaves the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen, the new substitute teacher. 2026-07-19 A prehistoric monster threatens the world. 2026-07-19 The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father. 2026-07-19 Cartman discovers his father's identity. 2026-07-19 Leslie and Justin reunite her mother with an old flame for Valentine's Day; Andy's band is nervous about playing a gig at the Senior Center. 2026-07-19 Ron wins an award for a project that Leslie began; Tom needs to find money to invest in a local Pawnee club. 2026-07-19 Leslie must catch a possum that bit the mayor's dog; Mark refuses to bend the rules for Ron. 2026-07-19 After Jerry is mugged in a park, Leslie meets with the head ranger (Andy Samberg) in hopes of improving safety; everyone tries to be nicer to Jerry when he returns to the office. 2026-07-19 Leslie plans a picnic lunch for Ron and former directors of the Parks Department; Tom poses for the cover of the summer events catalog. 2026-07-19 Recently divorced mom Lauren (Drew Barrymore) and widowed dad Jim (Adam Sandler) let their friends push them into a blind date, which goes disastrously wrong. Unsurprisingly, neither wants to see the other ever again. However, fate intervenes when both Jim and Lauren, unbeknown to each other, purchase one-half of the same vacation package at a South African resort; they and their children are forc 2026-07-19 Playboy vet Henry sets his heart on romancing Lucy, but she has short-term memory loss. She can't remember anything that happened the day before. So every morning, Henry has to woo her again. Her friends and family are very protective and Henry must convince them that he's in it for love. 2026-07-19 Jerry dumps his girlfriend when he finds out she may have breast implants; Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at a health club. 2026-07-19 Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight; Kramer and Jerry have an accident with a Junior Mint; Jerry tries to remember the name of a woman whose name rhymes with a female body part. 2026-07-19 A car valet with killer body odor leaves Jerry and Elaine gasping for breath; George sees an ex-girlfriend holding hands with someone else. 2026-07-19 George's father (Jerry Stiller) is arrested when Jerry and George park his car in a handicapped spot. 2026-07-19 Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem. 2026-07-19 Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem. 2026-07-19 Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship; Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit shop. 2026-07-19 George and Elaine go to an optician after George loses his glasses at his health club; Elaine fears she has rabies after being bitten by a dog. 2026-07-19 Jerry appears on "Today" with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramer's "low talker" girlfriend; George moves in with his parents. 2026-07-19 Jerry, Kramer and Newman (Wayne Knight) investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffles; Elaine's new boyfriend has an annoying habit. 2026-07-19 Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot. 2026-07-20 George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver. 2026-07-20 When Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school, a mean student decides to make Lois the target of her antics. 2026-07-20 When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered; Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes, so Peter retaliates. 2026-07-20 Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him; to escape, Peter builds a tunnel leading directly to The Drunken Clam. 2026-07-20 Stewie's lush retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying. 2026-07-20 When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice. 2026-07-20 Peter's nonstop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home; Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store. 2026-07-20 Peter discovers a new love for rocking out to the hits of Van Halen, but his head-banging causes a car accident, and he ends up in a coma. 2026-07-20 Terrance and Phillip save Canada from Saddam Hussein. 2026-07-20 A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns. 2026-07-20 School counselor Mackey gets fired; Kyle tries to prevent Ike's circumcision. 2026-07-20 The town's dodge-ball team goes to the championships; the school nurse deals with a strange medical disorder. 2026-07-20 Ned and Jimbo's hunting show faces a ratings war with "Jesus and Pals.". 2026-07-20 It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash. 2026-07-20 A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map. 2026-07-20 A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are overrun by Hollywood types and the expanding population. 2026-07-20 The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. 2026-07-20 The new planetarium has a strange pull on Stan, Kyle and Kenny; Cartman wants the lead in "Les Misérables.". 2026-07-20 The boys build rival clubhouses; Stan invites Wendy to play truth or dare. 2026-07-20 The boys want to compete at bull-riding; area cows get religion. 2026-07-20 Talented friends organize a benefit concert for penniless Chef. 2026-07-20 Stan believes his pet fish is involved in a series of murders. 2026-07-20 Uncle Howard escapes from the slammer to join Grandma Cartman's holiday celebration. 2026-07-20 The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek; a cappuccino conglomerate eyes South Park. 2026-07-20 The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with kids choir tour; Cartman is determined to cause chaos. 2026-07-20 The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly; Stan's Dad is on the case. 2026-07-20 The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight. 2026-07-20 While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet. 2026-07-20 Cartman files a sexual harassment suit against Stan. 2026-07-20 A meteor shower hits South Park; Shelly invites her somewhat unsuitable boyfriend to join her when she babysits for Cartman, at the same time Cartman's cat is on heat. 2026-07-20 The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off. 2026-07-20 South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping. 2026-07-20 The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon. 2026-07-20 The boys compete against homeschooled kids in the annual spelling bee. 2026-07-20 Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment. 2026-07-20 Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Meredith's son. 2026-07-20 Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview. 2026-07-20 Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage. 2026-07-20 Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present. 2026-07-20 Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion. 2026-07-20 Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend. 2026-07-20 The staff pairs off into pretend couples so they can take advantage of a Valentine's Day discount at a minimall; Erin claims she will break up with Andy when he returns, but Pete has his doubts. 2026-07-20 During an interview for a job in Philadelphia, a manager gives Pam déjà vu; Dwight asks Angela to join him on a mission; Andy returns from his trip. 2026-07-20 During an interview for a job in Philadelphia, a manager gives Pam déjà vu; Dwight asks Angela to join him on a mission; Andy returns from his trip. 2026-07-20 Dwight takes a trip home for a Schrute funeral; Todd Packer tries to make up for a lifetime of bad behavior. 2026-07-20 The office employees are excited when TV commercials for the documentary begin airing; Angela is jealous when Dwight starts dating a farmer; Jim meets with professional baseball player Ryan Howard. 2026-07-20 The elevator goes out at the office, forcing everyone to use the stairs; Dwight forces Stanley to make a sales call; Pam and Jim talk to Nellie and Toby about relationship problems; Angela supports her man. 2026-07-20