Comedy Central HD Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her. 2026-08-06 The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee. 2026-08-06 Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists. 2026-08-06 Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment. 2026-08-06 George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day. 2026-08-06 Michael's relationship with the new vice president gets increasingly tense; Pam finds the new copier a challenge. 2026-08-06 Jim faces Charles during a soccer game in the Dunder Mifflin parking lot; Michael finds himself afraid to face the workday. 2026-08-06 Dwight and Andy plan a hunting trip; Charles asks Jim for a "rundown", and Jim tries to figure out what that is; Michael hosts a paper and pancakes luncheon. 2026-08-06 Dwight's devotion to Michael is tested; Andy tries to fulfill Jim's emotional needs. 2026-08-06 Michael's new company has a hard time making early-morning deliveries; the office struggles to get expense reports in on time when Angela enforces the company policy. 2026-08-06 Michael must settle a dispute within the sales team; employees cause trouble when they take the term "casual" Friday too loosely. 2026-08-06 Michael brings dancing and coffee to the office; Jim and Pam plan a secret trip. 2026-08-07 Michael reunites with Holly (Amy Ryan) at Dunder Mifflin's annual company picnic while the rest of the staff competes in a volleyball tournament. 2026-08-07 Michael feels left out when the rest of the staff gossips about the summer interns, so he hunts for a juicy secret to share. 2026-08-07 Jim makes a request that leaves Michael feeling defensive and insecure; Pam works on the guest list for the wedding; Toby and Dwight go undercover to investigate a workers' comp claim. 2026-08-07 The news breaks that not everyone will be getting a raise; Dwight reaches his breaking point with Jim; Pam wants cash instead of wedding gifts. 2026-08-07 Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect; Brian starts to date a carny, whom he can't break up with even after witnessing some of her crude habits. 2026-08-07 Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class snack captain. 2026-08-07 The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of "Castaway", "Dirty Dancing" and various Meg Ryan rom-coms. 2026-08-07 The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West. 2026-08-07 South Park citizens contend with widespread use of a racial slur. 2026-08-07 Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome; drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up National TV Coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters. 2026-08-07 Randy becomes a local hero when he thinks that he may have broken a world record. 2026-08-07 Stan's superior skills on "Guitar Hero" damage his friendship with Kyle. 2026-08-07 A secret list created by the girls in the fourth grade, rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. 2026-08-07 Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality when his routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong. 2026-08-07 When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity. 2026-08-07 In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, Heavy Metal, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set. 2026-08-07 The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys. 2026-08-07 While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom. 2026-08-07 Randy packs up his family and heads west when he wakes up to find the Internet is gone. 2026-08-07 While the kids are on a field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center next door. 2026-08-07 Butters stands with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese after a tragic event. 2026-08-07 Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. 2026-08-07 While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect arrives at the White House prematurely. 2026-08-07 The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school. 2026-08-07 The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can't tell the difference between a goth and a vampire. 2026-08-07 Kenny takes his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert. 2026-08-07 A vigilante rises from the trash and attempts to wipe out crime in the town of South Park. 2026-08-07 Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy. 2026-08-07 Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys. 2026-08-07 The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine. 2026-08-07 Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby. 2026-08-07 Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate. 2026-08-07 Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces. 2026-08-07 George competes for a better apartment against a survivor of the Andrea Doria; Kramer visits a vet for his cough. 2026-08-07 George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man. 2026-08-07 Jerry's parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) think he is low on money; J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) resumes his position as Elaine's boss. 2026-08-07 Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult. 2026-08-07 George interviews students for the scholarship memorializing his late fiancée; Elaine is hired to ghostwrite J. Peterman's autobiography. 2026-08-07 A co-worker's mistake forces Elaine to create an alternate personality; Jerry unintentionally becomes a mobster. 2026-08-07 The office mates travel to Niagara Falls to celebrate Jim and Pam's wedding; Michael, Dwight and Andy want to hook up with wedding guests; Jim lets a secret slip at the rehearsal dinner. 2026-08-07 The office mates travel to Niagara Falls to celebrate Jim and Pam's wedding; Michael, Dwight and Andy want to hook up with wedding guests; Jim lets a secret slip at the rehearsal dinner. 2026-08-07 Dwight and Andy convince Michael that an insurance salesman who visits the office is part of the Mafia. 2026-08-07 Michael shocks Pam and Jim when he reveals the identity of his new girlfriend; Dwight offers Jim a strange peace offering. 2026-08-07 The office plans a haunted house for children in the community; Michael falls into a koi pond at an important business meeting. 2026-08-07 Having run out of excuses, Jim and Pam are forced to go on an uncomfortable double date with Michael and Helena (Linda Purl); Dwight is doing nice things for everyone in the office. 2026-08-07