Comedy Central HD Michael brings dancing and coffee to the office; Jim and Pam plan a secret trip. 2026-08-07 Michael reunites with Holly (Amy Ryan) at Dunder Mifflin's annual company picnic while the rest of the staff competes in a volleyball tournament. 2026-08-07 Michael feels left out when the rest of the staff gossips about the summer interns, so he hunts for a juicy secret to share. 2026-08-07 Jim makes a request that leaves Michael feeling defensive and insecure; Pam works on the guest list for the wedding; Toby and Dwight go undercover to investigate a workers' comp claim. 2026-08-07 The news breaks that not everyone will be getting a raise; Dwight reaches his breaking point with Jim; Pam wants cash instead of wedding gifts. 2026-08-07 Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect; Brian starts to date a carny, whom he can't break up with even after witnessing some of her crude habits. 2026-08-07 Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class snack captain. 2026-08-07 The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of "Castaway", "Dirty Dancing" and various Meg Ryan rom-coms. 2026-08-07 The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West. 2026-08-07 South Park citizens contend with widespread use of a racial slur. 2026-08-07 Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome; drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up National TV Coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters. 2026-08-07 Randy becomes a local hero when he thinks that he may have broken a world record. 2026-08-07 Stan's superior skills on "Guitar Hero" damage his friendship with Kyle. 2026-08-07 A secret list created by the girls in the fourth grade, rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. 2026-08-07 Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality when his routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong. 2026-08-07 When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity. 2026-08-07 In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, Heavy Metal, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set. 2026-08-07 The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys. 2026-08-07 While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom. 2026-08-07 Randy packs up his family and heads west when he wakes up to find the Internet is gone. 2026-08-07 While the kids are on a field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center next door. 2026-08-07 Butters stands with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese after a tragic event. 2026-08-07 Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. 2026-08-07 While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect arrives at the White House prematurely. 2026-08-07 The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school. 2026-08-07 The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can't tell the difference between a goth and a vampire. 2026-08-07 Kenny takes his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert. 2026-08-07 A vigilante rises from the trash and attempts to wipe out crime in the town of South Park. 2026-08-07 Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy. 2026-08-07 Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys. 2026-08-07 The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine. 2026-08-07 Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby. 2026-08-07 Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate. 2026-08-07 Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces. 2026-08-07 George competes for a better apartment against a survivor of the Andrea Doria; Kramer visits a vet for his cough. 2026-08-07 George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man. 2026-08-07 Jerry's parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) think he is low on money; J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) resumes his position as Elaine's boss. 2026-08-07 Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult. 2026-08-07 George interviews students for the scholarship memorializing his late fiancée; Elaine is hired to ghostwrite J. Peterman's autobiography. 2026-08-07 A co-worker's mistake forces Elaine to create an alternate personality; Jerry unintentionally becomes a mobster. 2026-08-07 The office mates travel to Niagara Falls to celebrate Jim and Pam's wedding; Michael, Dwight and Andy want to hook up with wedding guests; Jim lets a secret slip at the rehearsal dinner. 2026-08-07 The office mates travel to Niagara Falls to celebrate Jim and Pam's wedding; Michael, Dwight and Andy want to hook up with wedding guests; Jim lets a secret slip at the rehearsal dinner. 2026-08-07 Dwight and Andy convince Michael that an insurance salesman who visits the office is part of the Mafia. 2026-08-07 Michael shocks Pam and Jim when he reveals the identity of his new girlfriend; Dwight offers Jim a strange peace offering. 2026-08-07 The office plans a haunted house for children in the community; Michael falls into a koi pond at an important business meeting. 2026-08-07 Having run out of excuses, Jim and Pam are forced to go on an uncomfortable double date with Michael and Helena (Linda Purl); Dwight is doing nice things for everyone in the office. 2026-08-07 Troubling rumors about Dunder Mifflin rock Michael's world; strange diversions upset Jim; Andy finds that his awkwardness is his biggest hurdle in courting Erin. 2026-08-08 When David Wallace invites Michael to the Dunder Mifflin shareholder meeting in New York, Michael brings Oscar, Dwight and Andy along; Jim tries to get Ryan to do work. 2026-08-08 Michael must tell the truth when he realizes he cannot keep a promise he made to a group of kids 10 years ago; Jim starts an employee-of-the-month program to boost employee morale. 2026-08-08 Michael is outraged when Jim lets Phyllis be Santa at the office Christmas party; Jim and Dwight try to get everyone in the holiday spirit; Oscar has a secret crush. 2026-08-08 Michael, Dwight, Pam and Andy try to impress a potential buyer who comes to Dunder Mifflin; Michael remembers good times they have had in the office. 2026-08-08 Two days before his wedding, Doug (Justin Bartha) and three friends (Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis) drive to Las Vegas for a wild and memorable stag party. In fact, when the three groomsmen wake up the next morning, they can't remember a thing; nor can they find Doug. With little time to spare, the three hazy pals try to re-trace their steps and find Doug so they can get him back to 2026-08-08 Butters is determined to get his first kiss, so his friends won't make fun of him. 2026-08-08 The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers. 2026-08-08 Stan's trip to the Denver Aquarium is ruined when the Japanese begin killing all the world's dolphins and whales. 2026-08-08 The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park. 2026-08-08 When Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he uses the opportunity to target the Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. 2026-08-08 Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park. 2026-08-08 Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem. 2026-08-08 The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own. 2026-08-08 Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana. 2026-08-08 Kyle requests the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his friends start deserting him. 2026-08-08 Jimmy and Timmy go to camp with their friends. 2026-08-08 Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he is willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen. 2026-08-08 New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyans approach South Park. 2026-08-08 When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too. 2026-08-08 Pawnee residents contemplate their lives after a local group predicts the end of the world; Tom plans one last big party. 2026-08-08 Leslie asks Ben, Andy and April to help host a Model U.N. for the local high school; Chris asks Ann for dating advice; Ron tries to find a replacement for Tom. 2026-08-08 Leslie uses her new tourist attraction to spend more time with Ben; Ron and April encourage Andy to further his education; Chris assigns a logo redesign to Tom and Jerry. 2026-08-08 Leslie and Ben defend themselves against Chris' ethics charges. 2026-08-08 Leslie forms a citizen action group in hope of getting some work done; everyone in the office tries to plan a Christmas gift for Leslie. 2026-08-08 Leslie asks for help staging an event; Ben gets a new hobby; April and Andy adopt a pet. 2026-08-08 Leslie and Ben disagree about her campaign ad; Chris makes Ron uncomfortable; Andy and April go to the doctor. 2026-08-08 Michael has a difficult time accepting Sabre's new policies; Erin waits for Andy to ask her on a date. 2026-08-08 The Sabre CEO visits the Scranton office and says either Michael or Jim must go back to being a salesman; Andy's Valentine's Day plan backfires. 2026-08-08 When Pam's contractions begin, she and Jim try to wait things out as long as possible so they can have more time at the hospital; Michael anxiously awaits the baby's arrival; Erin makes Andy jealous when she has lunch with Kevin. 2026-08-08 When Pam's contractions begin, she and Jim try to wait things out as long as possible so they can have more time at the hospital; Michael anxiously awaits the baby's arrival; Erin makes Andy jealous when she has lunch with Kevin. 2026-08-08 Michael tries to impress Jo; Dwight causes trouble on Jim's first day back from paternity leave; Erin and Andy go on their first date. 2026-08-08 Members of the sales staff let Sabre's new Sales Is King policy go to their heads. 2026-08-08 Michael tries to impress one of Pam and Jim's friends; Erin and Andy try to keep their relationship a secret; Dwight reconsiders his contract with Angela. 2026-08-08 Andy tries to make Secretary's Day memorable for Erin; Oscar circulates a viral video comparing Kevin's voice to Cookie Monster's. 2026-08-08 Pam and Jim work on their first joint sales pitch; Michael misreads body language; Dwight encourages Kelly to try out for the minority training program. 2026-08-08 Michael thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him and asks Dwight to investigate; Andy becomes frustrated when no one takes his customer's complaint seriously. 2026-08-08 Michael is surprisingly cheerful after learning bad news about Donna; new parents Pam and Jim have a hard time staying awake at the office; Dwight refuses to honor a contract. 2026-08-08 When the press learns that Sabre's printers catch on fire, Jo tries to find out who the whistle-blower is. 2026-08-08 Michael refuses to fire the new office assistant (Evan Peters) when people complain about his bad attitude; Pam tries to impress Jim by pulling an office prank. 2026-08-08 Corporate forces Michael into counseling with Toby; Dwight seeks revenge after a shop owner snubs him; Pam tries to change her job title. 2026-08-08 Two days before his wedding, Doug (Justin Bartha) and three friends (Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis) drive to Las Vegas for a wild and memorable stag party. In fact, when the three groomsmen wake up the next morning, they can't remember a thing; nor can they find Doug. With little time to spare, the three hazy pals try to re-trace their steps and find Doug so they can get him back to 2026-08-08