Comedy Central HD At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight. 2026-08-10 Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail. 2026-08-10 Peter is mistaken for being a single parent and relishes in the perks that come with it. 2026-08-10 Meg joins the basketball team; Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities. 2026-08-10 To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois. 2026-08-10 Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death; Stewie causes Brian to give up writing. 2026-08-10 Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing; Stewie and Brian try to sell saltwater taffy door to door. 2026-08-10 When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar; Stewie and Brian's plan to collect "lost dog" return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt. 2026-08-10 The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving. 2026-08-10 Kenny ends up in foster care after his parents are arrested. 2026-08-10 An unspeakable tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after using the bathroom. 2026-08-10 Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel. 2026-08-10 The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace. 2026-08-10 When Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature in the woods, the town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy. 2026-08-10 An unlikely bully makes Butters his victim. 2026-08-10 The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying experience. 2026-08-10 Cartman's racist behavior leads him to weave unexpected, Cupid-style magic; Kyle is unhappy with what the rumor mill says about him. 2026-08-10 South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis. 2026-08-10 Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter. 2026-08-10 Cartman signs up for a home security system. 2026-08-10 Butters decides to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors. 2026-08-10 Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends. 2026-08-10 A scandal has shaken everyone's beliefs, causing them to begin cutting off their yellow support wristbands. 2026-08-10 Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the outcome of the presidential election. 2026-08-10 When Cartman infiltrates the NSA, he is unhappy with the contents of his personal file. 2026-08-10 To keep their parents from hurting each other, the boys use the game 'Minecraft' to distract them. 2026-08-10 Cartman thinks Token is a threat to everyone. 2026-08-10 The goth kids are sent to a camp for troubled children. 2026-08-10 Kyle and Ike start to grow apart when Ike hits puberty; Kyle tries to save their relationship by taking Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba. 2026-08-10 When Cartman pulls a prank, peace emerges around the world. 2026-08-10 Wendy ends up in the counselor's office after trying to fix one of her girlfriends up with Butters. 2026-08-10 The boys name their new startup company The Washington Redskins. 2026-08-10 Mr. Mackey is now gluten-free and everyone is annoyed when he won't quit preaching about how great he feels; after witnessing a demonstration of what happens to your body when you do not eat gluten, South Park becomes the first town in America to go gluten-free. 2026-08-10 Randy is keeping a huge secret and the pressure is getting to him; Cartman calls Stan a sissy. 2026-08-10 Timmy gains a lot of enemies after his new car service becomes successful. 2026-08-10 Cartman and Butters obtain a drone and take it for a spin around the neighborhood. 2026-08-10 Jerry has designs on his new date's collection of toys; Kramer discovers furniture with a noteworthy past. 2026-08-10 Kramer gets into meat slicing; Jerry dates a doctor (Marcia Cross) who isn't impressed with his job; George's new boss is a former adversary. 2026-08-10 Elaine, Jerry and George go to India for the wedding of Elaine's friend (Brenda Strong); Kramer's death threat. 2026-08-10 Jerry dates a woman with few inhibitions about her body; George awaits an apology; Kramer researches short showers. 2026-08-10 George and his father celebrate an alternative holiday; Kramer goes back to work after a long bagel strike. 2026-08-10 Jerry is finally ready to buy a new car, but things don't go very smoothly when he visits Elaine's boyfriend to make the deal. 2026-08-10 Andy invites the office to a play he is in, hoping that Erin will attend; Jim and Pam struggle with their incompetent babysitter. 2026-08-10 Thinking he has herpes, Michael contacts all his ex-girlfriends; Andy holds a sex education meeting for the office. 2026-08-10 Michael, Dwight and Jim set up a sting after a competing sales associate steals a client; Andy starts a band. 2026-08-10 Michael freaks out when Darryl goes over his head and takes an idea to corporate; a Halloween costume contest puts the office in a competitive mood. 2026-08-10 Michael invites the entire office to celebrate the christening of Pam and Jim's baby. 2026-08-10 Erin and Gabe host a "Glee" viewing party; Michael is upset when people refer to Gabe as his boss; Andy becomes increasingly jealous. 2026-08-10 Michael helps convince people to invest in Ryan's Internet company; trying to capitalize on Thanksgiving, Dwight creates a hay festival in the parking lot; a new policy prevents Jim from earning commission. 2026-08-11 Michael decides he must stop China before it takes over the United States; Pam threatens to move the company to a new building. 2026-08-11 Michael is happy when Toby takes a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to fill in; Pam must plan a second Christmas party when Michael wants the party to be on the day of Holly's return to Scranton. 2026-08-11 Michael is happy when Toby takes a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to fill in; Pam must plan a second Christmas party when Michael wants the party to be on the day of Holly's return to Scranton. 2026-08-11 Michael readies himself for the news about Holly's relationship; Pam puts up a board for everyone to post their New Year's resolutions. 2026-08-11 Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home. 2026-08-11 Brian and Stewie head back in time to prevent Bertram from killing Stewie's ancestor, Leonardo da Vinci. 2026-08-11 Brian and Stewie travel back to the pilot episode of the series to change history. 2026-08-11 Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up. 2026-08-11 Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game. 2026-08-11 Butters thinks he's living in a virtual reality. 2026-08-11 Illegal activity is occurring in the basement of City Wok. 2026-08-11 Kyle just wants to play video games with his little brother, Ike, but when Ike doesn't want to play with him anymore, Kyle is afraid that the next generation is passing him by. 2026-08-11 Cartman Bra is trending as the country prepares to watch the biggest holiday spectacular ever. 2026-08-11 The boys express their high respect for Caitlyn Jenner. 2026-08-11 Garrison decides he wants to build a wall to keep out all the undocumented immigrants. 2026-08-11 With the town of South Park gentrifying, Kenny feels it is time to get a job. 2026-08-11 Cartman considers himself the top online restaurant reviewer in South Park. 2026-08-11 Cartman becomes a victim of body-shaming. 2026-08-11 The Asian girls in school are drawing pictures of Tweek and Craig. 2026-08-11 South Park's citizens decide they no longer need a police force in town. 2026-08-11 Jimmy deals with PC Principal's beliefs. 2026-08-11 When PC Principal goes missing, it's discovered he's disappeared with two of the 4th grade students. 2026-08-11 Kyle chooses a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan. 2026-08-11 An American icon gives the National Anthem a reboot. 2026-08-11 Kyle's dad works hard to keep his identity as a troll a secret while he takes his online abuse global. 2026-08-11 Gerald basks in the thrill of media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone. 2026-08-11 The boys of South Park work together to stand up for their rights. 2026-08-11 Giant Douche wants to get out of the presidential race. 2026-08-11 An entire Colorado city gets hacked; Gerald and Cartman risk losing everything when their full history of Internet activity becomes public. 2026-08-11 Gerald encounters the Troll Hunter. 2026-08-11 The new president-elect visits his hometown. 2026-08-11 Cartman becomes convinced that Butters wants to steal his girlfriend. 2026-08-11 Cartman finally understands why Heidi wants him to get to Mars. 2026-08-11 Protestors armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park; Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society. 2026-08-11 North Korea takes aim at South Park. 2026-08-11 Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home. 2026-08-11 Brian and Stewie head back in time to prevent Bertram from killing Stewie's ancestor, Leonardo da Vinci. 2026-08-11 Brian and Stewie travel back to the pilot episode of the series to change history. 2026-08-11 Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up. 2026-08-11 Meg's European adventure turns bad when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian embark on a rescue mission. 2026-08-11 When Brian accidentally causes Stewie's time machine to make reality run in reverse, the two must fix the problem before Stewie is unborn. 2026-08-11 Peter shares his version of the Nativity story at Christmastime. 2026-08-11 Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map pits the citizens of Quahog against each other as they search for the prize. 2026-08-11 When everyone seems to love the vestigial twin that is growing out of Peter's neck better than him, Peter decides to have him amputated. 2026-08-11 Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him to make him her sex slave; a love triangle forms between Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear. 2026-08-11 Meg spills her lunch on a new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude. 2026-08-12