Comedy Central HD Meg spills her lunch on a new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude. 2026-08-12 Peter destroys the family's passports while they're in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws. 2026-08-12 Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team. 2026-08-12 Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie tries to get the only thing he wants for Christmas. 2026-08-12 Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie. 2026-08-12 After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal, Evelyn (Lauren Bacall); Stewie is upset when he comprehends the reality of death. 2026-08-12 The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West. 2026-08-12 Peter is mistaken for being a single parent and relishes in the perks that come with it. 2026-08-12 Meg joins the basketball team; Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities. 2026-08-12 To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois. 2026-08-12 An undeniable bond forms between a white man and a Native American man. 2026-08-12 Facebook is the ultimate weapon for Professor Chaos, as he spreads fake news about the boys' superhero franchise. 2026-08-12 Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates and Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs. 2026-08-12 At the annual Halloween get-together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in town. 2026-08-12 Kyle is playing with fire when he gets in the middle of Cartman and Heidi's relationship. 2026-08-12 Jimmy and Timmy's experiment could win them first prize in the annual science fair. 2026-08-12 It's never been more challenging to be a PC Principal. 2026-08-12 The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town; the townspeople are angry that the president is scaring their children. 2026-08-12 Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control; Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test. 2026-08-12 A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest; when the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Catholic Church. 2026-08-12 Mr. Hankey's offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant; at South Park Elementary, Strong Woman and PC Principal face a whole new set of challenges in their relationship. 2026-08-12 Butters sells vape pens and all kinds of fruit-flavored vape accessories at school; Randy decides he should move the family to the country and take up farming. 2026-08-12 The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get even more candy on Halloween; the adults hoard emergency supplies and hope to survive until morning. 2026-08-12 The boys realize they need Al Gore's help when dead citizens start popping up all over town. 2026-08-12 The boys break out of jail and are on the run from the police and ManBearPig. 2026-08-12 No longer able to deal with people, Cartman's therapist diagnoses him with anxiety and prescribes an unorthodox treatment. 2026-08-12 South Park is chosen to be the home for Amazon's newest fulfillment center. 2026-08-12 The Bike Parade is still on, but the boys' chance of winning is in jeopardy when Kenny resists commercialism in solidarity with the Amazon Fulfillment Center's striking workers. 2026-08-12 Randy fights against home-grown weed; Kyle goes to camp. 2026-08-12 Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy in China. 2026-08-12 Randy celebrates the success of Tegridy Farms; Cartman refuses to get a shot. 2026-08-12 Cartman is sure the new plant-based diet in the school cafeteria gave him a heart attack. 2026-08-12 Randy tries to deal with his daughter's marijuana problem on Halloween. 2026-08-12 The citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms, and they just want to lock him up. 2026-08-12 The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits. 2026-08-12 Kyle's mum looks so good after her fecal transplant that everyone wants to get their hands on her goods; Cartman and the boys jump into the quest for the best microbiome. 2026-08-12 Scott Malkinson is desperate to impress the new girl in his class. 2026-08-12 Santa is stealing all the joy from the town's holiday season. 2026-08-12 Members of a fourth grade class are banned from wearing their pajamas to school on the most important day of the year. 2026-08-12 Stan's horrified to realize he's misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time. 2026-08-12 Cartman is not happy when his mom gets a new job. 2026-08-12 Meg spills her lunch on a new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude. 2026-08-12 Peter destroys the family's passports while they're in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws. 2026-08-12 Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team. 2026-08-12 Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie tries to get the only thing he wants for Christmas. 2026-08-12 Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie. 2026-08-12 After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal, Evelyn (Lauren Bacall); Stewie is upset when he comprehends the reality of death. 2026-08-12 Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games. 2026-08-13 After Peter starts smoking, an advertising executive (Peter Dinklage) asks Peter to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign; Stewie helps Chris with bullies at school. 2026-08-13 After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home; to prove he's a responsible adult, Peter takes a business trip to Chicago and returns as a more intelligent and classy person. 2026-08-13 Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam, run away together when Jerome forbids their relationship. 2026-08-13 Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying; Brian is prohibited from entering the house when he is sprayed by a skunk. 2026-08-13 Cleveland comes back to town but is forbidden to spend time with Peter when Donna and Lois get into an argument. 2026-08-13 Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death; Stewie causes Brian to give up writing. 2026-08-13 Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing; Stewie and Brian try to sell saltwater taffy door to door. 2026-08-13 When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar; Stewie and Brian's plan to collect "lost dog" return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt. 2026-08-13 The kids head back to school as the COVID-19 pandemic continues to challenge the residents of South Park. 2026-08-13 As the citizens of South Park are clamoring for the COVID-19 vaccine, a militant group tries to stop the boys from getting their teacher vaccinated. 2026-08-13 Members of a fourth grade class are banned from wearing their pajamas to school on the most important day of the year. 2026-08-13 Stan's horrified to realize he's misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time. 2026-08-13 Cartman is not happy when his mom gets a new job. 2026-08-13 A lot is riding on Butters' ability to crush the competition in the all-important dressage championship. 2026-08-13 The boys find out that the joys of playing Airsoft come with the challenges of dealing with teenagers. 2026-08-13 Butters is shocked to learn that people in South Park don't understand what St. Patrick's Day is really about. 2026-08-13 The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine. 2026-08-13 The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies. 2026-08-13 The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer. 2026-08-13 When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to beat him up while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons. 2026-08-13 In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, Heavy Metal, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set. 2026-08-13 The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl. 2026-08-13 Butters reveals a dark family secret. 2026-08-13 The boys attempt to find a solution to the increasing number of homeless people in South Park. 2026-08-13 Another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, and Butters' dad sends him to a camp to straighten him out. 2026-08-13 Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana. 2026-08-13 Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet. 2026-08-13 Stan's dog pursues other dogs. 2026-08-13 The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon. 2026-08-13 When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate. 2026-08-13 The boys go to Canada to retrieve Ike from his birth parents. 2026-08-13 Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock. 2026-08-13 When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming. 2026-08-13 A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game is up to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny. 2026-08-13 Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy. 2026-08-13 Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture. 2026-08-13 Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter. 2026-08-13 It's the biggest Black Friday sale in history; the boys are divided over which gaming device to buy, and a bloody battle will determine whether Xbox or Sony will be the winner. 2026-08-13 Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game. 2026-08-13 The boys express their high respect for Caitlyn Jenner. 2026-08-13 Cartman considers himself the top online restaurant reviewer in South Park. 2026-08-13 The Asian girls in school are drawing pictures of Tweek and Craig. 2026-08-13 The boys cross into a new dimension while searching for Cartman's leprechaun. 2026-08-14