Comedy Central HD Jerry, Kramer and Newman (Wayne Knight) investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffles; Elaine's new boyfriend has an annoying habit. 2026-08-31 Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot. 2026-08-31 After Peter overloads his old cellphone with mobile apps, he buys a replacement and gives his old cellphone to Chris, which triggers a series of terrible events; Stewie joins a tennis club and asks Brian to be his partner. 2026-08-31 When Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50, Brian -- thanks to dog years -- is the only one old enough to buy alcohol for Peter. 2026-08-31 Peter turns the attic into a man cave, which makes Lois furious; Brian builds a device to help Stewie conquer his terrifying nightmares. 2026-08-31 Chris wants in on the heist when he finds out that Meg is stealing from residents at a retirement community; the residents catch Chris and Meg and force them to listen to boring stories. 2026-08-31 When Lois becomes a postal worker to pay for Stewie's private school, she finds an unsent letter from Peter that was meant for his old fling. 2026-08-31 Peter is lost in a mall overnight after his family abandons him; to win over a girl, Brian pretends he's a millionaire. 2026-08-31 When Chris becomes homecoming king, Meg learns that the cool kids plan to prank him during the homecoming ceremony; Peter and the guys try to replace Cleveland. 2026-08-31 When Brian falls in love with a tech support worker, he and Stewie travel to India to find her; Lois helps Joe reclaim the spotlight when Peter becomes the center of attention at bingo night. 2026-08-31 Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys. 2026-08-31 The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit. 2026-08-31 Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge. 2026-08-31 The boys learn about the politics of war and the consequences of homework. 2026-08-31 When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang. 2026-08-31 After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out. 2026-08-31 The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled. 2026-08-31 One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar. 2026-08-31 The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency. 2026-08-31 Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners. 2026-08-31 An American icon gives the National Anthem a reboot. 2026-08-31 Kyle's dad works hard to keep his identity as a troll a secret while he takes his online abuse global. 2026-08-31 Gerald basks in the thrill of media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone. 2026-08-31 The boys of South Park work together to stand up for their rights. 2026-08-31 Giant Douche wants to get out of the presidential race. 2026-08-31 An entire Colorado city gets hacked; Gerald and Cartman risk losing everything when their full history of Internet activity becomes public. 2026-08-31 Gerald encounters the Troll Hunter. 2026-08-31 The new president-elect visits his hometown. 2026-08-31 Cartman becomes convinced that Butters wants to steal his girlfriend. 2026-08-31 Cartman finally understands why Heidi wants him to get to Mars. 2026-08-31 Protestors armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park; Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society. 2026-08-31 North Korea takes aim at South Park. 2026-08-31 An undeniable bond forms between a white man and a Native American man. 2026-08-31 Facebook is the ultimate weapon for Professor Chaos, as he spreads fake news about the boys' superhero franchise. 2026-08-31 Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates and Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs. 2026-08-31 George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver. 2026-08-31 Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Meredith's son. 2026-08-31 Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview. 2026-08-31 Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage. 2026-08-31 Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present. 2026-08-31 Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion. 2026-08-31 A model in an office-supply catalog makes Michael feel things; to win back Dunder-Mifflin's parking spaces, Kevin and Andy oppose bosses of five businesses. 2026-08-31 Michael and Dwight decide to surprise Ryan in New York; Scranton staffers must work on a Saturday for Ryan's Website project. 2026-08-31 Michael tries to give Stanley an attitude adjustment after Stanley snaps at him; Dwight decides to buy Andy's car; after spending the night at Jim's, Pam deals with an unexpected inconvenience. 2026-08-31 Jim hits the golf course with Andy and Kevin in hope of landing a huge client; Michael sets up a booth at a job fair at Pam's alma mater to hire a summer intern. 2026-08-31 Michael demands Toby's goodbye party at Dunder Mifflin be a huge celebration; Dwight and Meredith haze Holly (Amy Ryan), the new human resources person. 2026-08-31 Michael demands Toby's goodbye party at Dunder Mifflin be a huge celebration; Dwight and Meredith haze Holly (Amy Ryan), the new human resources person. 2026-08-31 Staffers in the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin become obsessed with their weight in the wake of corporate weight-loss initiatives; Michael pursues a friendship with Holly; Jim misses Pam, who is away at art school. 2026-09-01 Staffers in the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin become obsessed with their weight in the wake of corporate weight-loss initiatives; Michael pursues a friendship with Holly; Jim misses Pam, who is away at art school. 2026-09-01 A business ethics seminar gets out of control when Michael lets everyone talk about their unethical behavior at work; Jim makes Dwight observe the company's "time theft" policy. 2026-09-01 Michael has Dwight go over possible birthing scenarios to prepare for the birth of Jan's baby; Michael tells Holly he will pretend not to like her for Jan's benefit. 2026-09-01 Michael helps Pam get a part-time job so she can afford art school; Michael and Holly get an early start on their date night; after the office is robbed, Michael decides to raise money for all the lost items. 2026-09-01 Taylor Swift agrees to go to the homecoming dance with Chris; Peter decides to become an Uber driver. 2026-09-01 Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate Stewie after reading about the potential side effects; the rest of Quahog soon follows suit. 2026-09-01 The cast re-enacts "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men.". 2026-09-01 When Peter overhears Carter's plan to save money by using toxic chemicals in the brewery's beer cans, he tells a journalist about it; Brian asks for Stewie's help when his driver's license expired. 2026-09-01 Peter gets power hungry when he's asked to fill in for a mall Santa; Stewie and Brian decide to crash holiday office parties for free food, fun and women. 2026-09-01 Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation. 2026-09-01 The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies. 2026-09-01 The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money. 2026-09-01 Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock. 2026-09-01 The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer. 2026-09-01 Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead. 2026-09-01 Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show. 2026-09-01 A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park; the world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. 2026-09-01 The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl. 2026-09-01 The boys express their high respect for Caitlyn Jenner. 2026-09-01 Garrison decides he wants to build a wall to keep out all the undocumented immigrants. 2026-09-01 With the town of South Park gentrifying, Kenny feels it is time to get a job. 2026-09-01 Cartman considers himself the top online restaurant reviewer in South Park. 2026-09-01 Cartman becomes a victim of body-shaming. 2026-09-01 The Asian girls in school are drawing pictures of Tweek and Craig. 2026-09-01 South Park's citizens decide they no longer need a police force in town. 2026-09-01 Jimmy deals with PC Principal's beliefs. 2026-09-01 When PC Principal goes missing, it's discovered he's disappeared with two of the 4th grade students. 2026-09-01 Kyle chooses a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan. 2026-09-01 An American icon gives the National Anthem a reboot. 2026-09-01 At the annual Halloween get-together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in town. 2026-09-01 When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage. 2026-09-01 When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming. 2026-09-01 Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home. 2026-09-01 Brian and Lois try to help Chris manage his anger by encouraging him to take up a sport; Frank Sinatra Jr., Stewie and Brian open an Italian restaurant. 2026-09-01 With the airline pilots on strike, Quagmire decides to become a gigolo to earn money; Brian gets a job at a hardware store for the health insurance. 2026-09-01 Viewers are taken for a behind-the-scenes look at a "Family Guy" production week; Peter is replaced and pitches a new series to Fox Television Group Chairmen and CEO's Dana Walden and Gary Newman. 2026-09-01 Taylor Swift agrees to go to the homecoming dance with Chris; Peter decides to become an Uber driver. 2026-09-01 Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate Stewie after reading about the potential side effects; the rest of Quahog soon follows suit. 2026-09-01 The cast re-enacts "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men.". 2026-09-01 When Peter overhears Carter's plan to save money by using toxic chemicals in the brewery's beer cans, he tells a journalist about it; Brian asks for Stewie's help when his driver's license expired. 2026-09-01 Peter gets power hungry when he's asked to fill in for a mall Santa; Stewie and Brian decide to crash holiday office parties for free food, fun and women. 2026-09-01 Professional football player Rob Gronkowski moves into the neighborhood; Stewie uses steroids to increase his new bees' honey output, but it makes them aggressive instead. 2026-09-01 Peter and the gang must intervene when a popular dating app sends Quagmire on the road to hedonism; Stewie finds out he has scoliosis. 2026-09-01 Peter helps Joe with several crime cases but gets angry when Joe tries to take all the credit; Brian convinces Stewie to join a football team and panics when he gets a concussion. 2026-09-01 Lois upstages Peter at a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp; Stewie runs away from home while Meg is watching him. 2026-09-01 When Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, Meg uses his authority to get even with her bullies. 2026-09-02