Comedy Central HD When Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, Meg uses his authority to get even with her bullies. 2026-09-02 When Chris' Mexican girlfriend, Isabella, gets deported, he steps up to take care of her twin babies, only to find she can't return to the U.S. 2026-09-02 Peter's past participation as a sperm donor catches up to him when his children start showing up at his house. 2026-09-02 Peter embarks on a campaign to win an Emmy for Family Guy by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows. 2026-09-02 Peter befriends the coolest guy ever and dumps Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland. 2026-09-02 The Griffins get a nanny for the kids; Peter and Lois get an opportunity to reconnect. 2026-09-02 After Chris gets a special $1 bill for his birthday and quickly loses it, the dollar gets passed from character to character throughout Quahog. 2026-09-02 In a special anthology-style episode, Peter gets fired from the brewery in the signature styles of three famous Hollywood film directors. 2026-09-02 The Griffins force Brian to move out after he posts an offensive tweet that goes viral. 2026-09-02 Vladimir Putin visits Quahog after Peter writes to him about discovering an alternate ending in the Russian version of one of his favorite films; Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline center and attempts a romance with a co-worker. 2026-09-02 Meg takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father; Brian spies on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime. 2026-09-02 While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect arrives at the White House prematurely. 2026-09-02 The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school. 2026-09-02 The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can't tell the difference between a goth and a vampire. 2026-09-02 Kenny takes his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert. 2026-09-02 A vigilante rises from the trash and attempts to wipe out crime in the town of South Park. 2026-09-02 Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy. 2026-09-02 Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys. 2026-09-02 The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine. 2026-09-02 Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby. 2026-09-02 Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate. 2026-09-02 Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces. 2026-09-02 Butters is determined to get his first kiss, so his friends won't make fun of him. 2026-09-02 The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers. 2026-09-02 Stan's trip to the Denver Aquarium is ruined when the Japanese begin killing all the world's dolphins and whales. 2026-09-02 The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park. 2026-09-02 When Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he uses the opportunity to target the Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. 2026-09-02 Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park. 2026-09-02 Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem. 2026-09-02 The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own. 2026-09-02 Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana. 2026-09-02 Kyle requests the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his friends start deserting him. 2026-09-02 Jimmy and Timmy go to camp with their friends. 2026-09-02 Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he is willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen. 2026-09-02 New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyans approach South Park. 2026-09-02 When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too. 2026-09-02 Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own. 2026-09-02 Kyle is involved in the development of a new product called HumancentiPad. 2026-09-02 Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards. 2026-09-02 Ike is obsessed with the Canadian royal wedding. 2026-09-02 Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy. 2026-09-02 Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture. 2026-09-02 Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder. 2026-09-02 Stan's world view and friendships begin to change right after his tenth birthday; Randy latches onto a new music genre in an attempt to fit in, causing problems in his marriage. 2026-09-02 Cartman copes with Asperger's syndrome. 2026-09-02 Cartman gets an anal probe; aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother. 2026-09-02 The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father. 2026-09-02 Cartman discovers his father's identity. 2026-09-03 A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns. 2026-09-03 Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair. 2026-09-03 Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight. 2026-09-03 Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets. 2026-09-03 The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity. 2026-09-03 A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game is up to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny. 2026-09-03 When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior. 2026-09-03 What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol. 2026-09-03 Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website. 2026-09-03 After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan. 2026-09-03 99 percent is ganging up on Cartman. 2026-09-03 The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving. 2026-09-03 Kenny ends up in foster care after his parents are arrested. 2026-09-03 An unspeakable tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after using the bathroom. 2026-09-03 Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel. 2026-09-03 The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace. 2026-09-03 When Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature in the woods, the town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy. 2026-09-03 An unlikely bully makes Butters his victim. 2026-09-03 The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying experience. 2026-09-03 Cartman's racist behavior leads him to weave unexpected, Cupid-style magic; Kyle is unhappy with what the rumor mill says about him. 2026-09-03 South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis. 2026-09-03 Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter. 2026-09-03 Cartman signs up for a home security system. 2026-09-03 Butters decides to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors. 2026-09-03 Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends. 2026-09-03 A scandal has shaken everyone's beliefs, causing them to begin cutting off their yellow support wristbands. 2026-09-03 Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the outcome of the presidential election. 2026-09-03 When Cartman infiltrates the NSA, he is unhappy with the contents of his personal file. 2026-09-03 To keep their parents from hurting each other, the boys use the game 'Minecraft' to distract them. 2026-09-03 Cartman thinks Token is a threat to everyone. 2026-09-03 The goth kids are sent to a camp for troubled children. 2026-09-03 Kyle and Ike start to grow apart when Ike hits puberty; Kyle tries to save their relationship by taking Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba. 2026-09-03 When Cartman pulls a prank, peace emerges around the world. 2026-09-03 Wendy ends up in the counselor's office after trying to fix one of her girlfriends up with Butters. 2026-09-03 The boys name their new startup company The Washington Redskins. 2026-09-03 Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend. 2026-09-03 Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine. 2026-09-03 George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer. 2026-09-03 Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine. 2026-09-03 Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend. 2026-09-03 Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner. 2026-09-03 Pam is embarrassed when no one else at corporate wears a costume on Halloween; Holly and Michael get shocking news from corporate; Dwight tries to get under Andy's skin. 2026-09-03 Jim and Dwight are stunned when they get the results of the annual customer survey report; Jim and Pam decide to spend every minute together; Andy and Angela choose an unusual location for their wedding. 2026-09-03 Michael is thrilled when David Wallace sends him on a business trip to Canada; Oscar and Andy become friends when Michael decides to bring them on the trip; Jim counts the days until Pam returns from art school. 2026-09-03 Someone made a huge mess in the microwave and refuses to clean it up; Michael must come to terms with the personnel changes in his staff. 2026-09-03 Oscar informs Michael that the office must spend a cash surplus or lose it in the next year's budget; Dwight takes Angela and Andy to Schrute Farms to work on their wedding plans. 2026-09-03 Meredith's hair catches fire at Phyllis' Moroccan-themed Christmas party; Dwight corners the market on the hottest toy of the holiday season. 2026-09-03