Comedy Central HD Quagmire meets an avid dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over; Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his Halloween candy. 2026-10-07 Impelled by nostalgia, Peter re-creates movie scenes from his favorite decade; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a Frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym. 2026-10-07 When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior; Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders. 2026-10-07 Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties; Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking. 2026-10-07 Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny; Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel. 2026-10-07 A new boss quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays; Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian. 2026-10-07 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-10-07 Stewie gets a mail order bride and experiences domestic life; Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets. 2026-10-07 After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win the best customer at her favorite coffee shop. 2026-10-07 Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins; he discovers his original family is rich, and he struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did. 2026-10-07 Lois and Peter are mistaken for young parents by another couple at Stewie's school; they are invited to live in a millennial apartment complex, leaving Meg and Chris home alone. 2026-10-07 After they see the attention an angsty emo kid gets from the ladies, Beavis and Butt-Head pretend to be sad and end up in a psychiatric hospital; Beavis notices his body is starting to go through changes after he is bitten by a rabid raccoon. 2026-10-07 Beavis decides he has finally had enough and hires a hitman to kill Butt-Head; Beavis and Butt-Head try to mail themselves to Spring Break. 2026-10-07 Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair. 2026-10-07 Cartman and his foul mouth make television history. 2026-10-07 Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight. 2026-10-07 When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo. 2026-10-07 Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park. 2026-10-07 Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes. 2026-10-07 The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system. 2026-10-07 When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate. 2026-10-07 The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor. 2026-10-07 Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends. 2026-10-07 Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park, but the town tries to drive them out. 2026-10-07 Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research. 2026-10-07 Butters reveals a dark family secret. 2026-10-07 Cartman is jealous of the friendship that has developed between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it. 2026-10-07 The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town. 2026-10-07 South Park learns about the wonders of Japanese toilets. 2026-10-07 Stan is reeling when a cheating scandal hits the school. 2026-10-07 The "South Park" boys renovate and open a historic restaurant in Colorado. 2026-10-07 The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money. 2026-10-07 Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock. 2026-10-07 Chef returns from travelling the world with the Super Adventure Club, but the boys notice there is something different about him. 2026-10-07 A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame. 2026-10-07 A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game is up to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny. 2026-10-07 Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks. 2026-10-07 When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior. 2026-10-07 A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party. 2026-10-07 Cartman freezes himself in an attempt to make his three-week wait for a new gaming device pass quickly; a freak accident lands Cartman over 500 years in the future where there are warring factions and angry sea otters. 2026-10-07 Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team. 2026-10-07 When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang. 2026-10-07 After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out. 2026-10-07 The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled. 2026-10-07 One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar. 2026-10-07 The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency. 2026-10-07 Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners. 2026-10-07 Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park. 2026-10-08 Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet. 2026-10-08 The elderly residents of South Park lead a revolt after their licenses get revoked. 2026-10-08 Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party. 2026-10-08 When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to beat him up while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons. 2026-10-08 After Wendy breaks up with Stan, the boys take him to Raisins, a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls. 2026-10-08 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-10-08 Members of a fourth grade class are banned from wearing their pajamas to school on the most important day of the year. 2026-10-08 Stan's horrified to realize he's misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time. 2026-10-08 Cartman is not happy when his mom gets a new job. 2026-10-08 A lot is riding on Butters' ability to crush the competition in the all-important dressage championship. 2026-10-08 After Beavis is challenged to a fight, Butt-Head trains him to become a champion; middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head think their sperms are holding them back from scoring and decide to get vasectomies. 2026-10-08 Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head pose as vets for free beer; Beavis and Butt-Head try to get rich by breeding dogs with a raccoon they found in a garbage can. 2026-10-08 The boys find out that the joys of playing Airsoft come with the challenges of dealing with teenagers. 2026-10-08 Butters is shocked to learn that people in South Park don't understand what St. Patrick's Day is really about. 2026-10-08 Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club. 2026-10-08 The boys assist an ex-vice president in his quest for attention and are trapped by a cave-in; Cartman discovers treasure while searching for a way out. 2026-10-08 The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman. 2026-10-08 Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation. 2026-10-08 The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies. 2026-10-08 Spring break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle. 2026-10-08 Cartman gets an anal probe; aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother. 2026-10-08 A celebrity presents Cartman's essay-contest prize. 2026-10-08 Volcanic activity disrupts a hunting trip. 2026-10-08 Stan's dog pursues other dogs. 2026-10-08 A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin. 2026-10-08 Stan's grandfather helps summon the Grim Reaper. 2026-10-08 An outbreak of pinkeye interrupts Halloween. 2026-10-08 A battle for spiritual domination conflicts with Cartman's birthday. 2026-10-08 Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving child. 2026-10-08 Town denizens try for a politically correct Christmas; Kyle's pal Mr. Hankey arrives. 2026-10-08 While Mr. Garrison leaves the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen, the new substitute teacher. 2026-10-08 A prehistoric monster threatens the world. 2026-10-08 Terrance and Phillip save Canada from Saddam Hussein. 2026-10-08 The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father. 2026-10-08 Cartman discovers his father's identity. 2026-10-08 Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police. 2026-10-08 Elaine accidentally reveals too much cleavage on her Christmas card; Kramer is asked to pose for a risqué underwear ad. 2026-10-08 Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster. 2026-10-08 Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox. 2026-10-08 Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend. 2026-10-08 An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions. 2026-10-08 Michael's relationship with the new vice president gets increasingly tense; Pam finds the new copier a challenge. 2026-10-08 Jim faces Charles during a soccer game in the Dunder Mifflin parking lot; Michael finds himself afraid to face the workday. 2026-10-08 Dwight and Andy plan a hunting trip; Charles asks Jim for a "rundown", and Jim tries to figure out what that is; Michael hosts a paper and pancakes luncheon. 2026-10-08 Dwight's devotion to Michael is tested; Andy tries to fulfill Jim's emotional needs. 2026-10-08 Michael's new company has a hard time making early-morning deliveries; the office struggles to get expense reports in on time when Angela enforces the company policy. 2026-10-08 Michael must settle a dispute within the sales team; employees cause trouble when they take the term "casual" Friday too loosely. 2026-10-08 Michael brings dancing and coffee to the office; Jim and Pam plan a secret trip. 2026-10-09