Comedy Central HD Dwight must make amends with the office after his fire safety seminar goes awry; Michael tries to get his employees to relax; Andy becomes convinced that Pam and Jim are film gurus. 2026-10-06 Michael takes Pam with him on a tour of the other branches to explain Scranton's relative success; Dwight and Jim, the new heads of the party planning committee, forget a birthday. 2026-10-06 Michael and Pam continue their branch tour; Jim and Dwight try to fulfill their party planning duties; Angela's new cat causes a commotion. 2026-10-06 Michael meets a mysterious woman at a blood drive; Dwight and Kevin attend a "Lonely Hearts Party"; Jim and Pam have an awkward lunch with Bob and Phyllis. 2026-10-06 Michael comes up with an idea that causes a huge problem in the office; Pam, Jim and Andy each give Kevin different advice on wooing a woman. 2026-10-06 Michael makes big plans for his 15th anniversary party at Dunder Mifflin; Jim plays a prank on Dwight that has unexpected results. 2026-10-06 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-10-06 Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend; Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joyride in Joe's new classic Corvette. 2026-10-06 After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business; Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery but ends up taking it too far. 2026-10-06 Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli; when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life. 2026-10-06 Beavis and Butt-Head try to grow their own tobacco like George Washington; middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head go to the courthouse to settle a parking ticket and wind up getting married. 2026-10-06 Butt-Head makes Beavis look old so he can buy beer; Beavis ends up in a senior living facility and almost scores with an 80-year-old woman; Tom Anderson takes Beavis and Butt-Head to the woods to hunt deer. 2026-10-06 Butters is unhappy with the data centers that the billionaires are building in our backyards. 2026-10-06 Kyle's mum looks so good after her fecal transplant that everyone wants to get their hands on her goods; Cartman and the boys jump into the quest for the best microbiome. 2026-10-06 Scott Malkinson is desperate to impress the new girl in his class. 2026-10-06 Santa is stealing all the joy from the town's holiday season. 2026-10-06 Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park. 2026-10-06 Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall; the local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers, and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes. 2026-10-06 Stan helps the woodland animals build a manger for the birth of their Lord. 2026-10-06 The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities. 2026-10-06 The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program. 2026-10-06 The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals. 2026-10-06 The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer for the new Terrance and Phillip movie. 2026-10-06 The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter. 2026-10-06 Butters unleashes a sinister alter-ego after his friends reject him. 2026-10-06 The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death. 2026-10-06 Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park. 2026-10-06 The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films. 2026-10-06 Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and society. 2026-10-06 South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers. 2026-10-06 When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there. 2026-10-06 The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno. 2026-10-06 Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys. 2026-10-06 The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit. 2026-10-06 Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge. 2026-10-06 Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend; Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joyride in Joe's new classic Corvette. 2026-10-06 After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business; Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery but ends up taking it too far. 2026-10-06 Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli; when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life. 2026-10-06 Stewie gets a mail order bride and experiences domestic life; Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets. 2026-10-06 After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win the best customer at her favorite coffee shop. 2026-10-06 Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins; he discovers his original family is rich, and he struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did. 2026-10-06 Lois and Peter are mistaken for young parents by another couple at Stewie's school; they are invited to live in a millennial apartment complex, leaving Meg and Chris home alone. 2026-10-06 Meg deals with a college admissions scandal; Brian embarks on a fitness journey. 2026-10-06 A DIY mishap leads to a stray cat wandering into the house; Meg becomes attached to it quickly, while Brian tries to convince her that the furry feline is evil. 2026-10-06 The guys regale each other with stories of youthful athletic accomplishments; Cleveland was a teenage baseball player from Cuba; Quagmire was a bad boy tennis superstar from New York; Peter was an underdog boxer from Philadelphia. 2026-10-06 With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery but exploits her new disability for monetary gain; Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects. 2026-10-06 While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John. 2026-10-06 Quagmire meets an avid dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over; Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his Halloween candy. 2026-10-07 Impelled by nostalgia, Peter re-creates movie scenes from his favorite decade; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a Frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym. 2026-10-07 When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior; Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders. 2026-10-07 Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties; Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking. 2026-10-07 Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny; Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel. 2026-10-07 A new boss quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays; Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian. 2026-10-07 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-10-07 Stewie gets a mail order bride and experiences domestic life; Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets. 2026-10-07 After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win the best customer at her favorite coffee shop. 2026-10-07 Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins; he discovers his original family is rich, and he struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did. 2026-10-07 Lois and Peter are mistaken for young parents by another couple at Stewie's school; they are invited to live in a millennial apartment complex, leaving Meg and Chris home alone. 2026-10-07 After they see the attention an angsty emo kid gets from the ladies, Beavis and Butt-Head pretend to be sad and end up in a psychiatric hospital; Beavis notices his body is starting to go through changes after he is bitten by a rabid raccoon. 2026-10-07 Beavis decides he has finally had enough and hires a hitman to kill Butt-Head; Beavis and Butt-Head try to mail themselves to Spring Break. 2026-10-07 Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair. 2026-10-07 Cartman and his foul mouth make television history. 2026-10-07 Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight. 2026-10-07 When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo. 2026-10-07 Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park. 2026-10-07 Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes. 2026-10-07 The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system. 2026-10-07 When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate. 2026-10-07 The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor. 2026-10-07 Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends. 2026-10-07 Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park, but the town tries to drive them out. 2026-10-07 Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research. 2026-10-07 Butters reveals a dark family secret. 2026-10-07 Cartman is jealous of the friendship that has developed between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it. 2026-10-07 The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town. 2026-10-07 South Park learns about the wonders of Japanese toilets. 2026-10-07 Stan is reeling when a cheating scandal hits the school. 2026-10-07 The "South Park" boys renovate and open a historic restaurant in Colorado. 2026-10-07 The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money. 2026-10-07 Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock. 2026-10-07 Chef returns from travelling the world with the Super Adventure Club, but the boys notice there is something different about him. 2026-10-07 A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame. 2026-10-07 A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game is up to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny. 2026-10-07 Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks. 2026-10-07 When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior. 2026-10-07 A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party. 2026-10-07 Cartman freezes himself in an attempt to make his three-week wait for a new gaming device pass quickly; a freak accident lands Cartman over 500 years in the future where there are warring factions and angry sea otters. 2026-10-07 Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team. 2026-10-07 When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang. 2026-10-07 After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out. 2026-10-07 The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled. 2026-10-07 One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar. 2026-10-07 The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency. 2026-10-07 Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners. 2026-10-07 Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park. 2026-10-08