Comedy Central HD The staff pairs off into pretend couples so they can take advantage of a Valentine's Day discount at a minimall; Erin claims she will break up with Andy when he returns, but Pete has his doubts. 2026-10-27 During an interview for a job in Philadelphia, a manager gives Pam déjà vu; Dwight asks Angela to join him on a mission; Andy returns from his trip. 2026-10-27 During an interview for a job in Philadelphia, a manager gives Pam déjà vu; Dwight asks Angela to join him on a mission; Andy returns from his trip. 2026-10-27 Dwight takes a trip home for a Schrute funeral; Todd Packer tries to make up for a lifetime of bad behavior. 2026-10-27 The office employees are excited when TV commercials for the documentary begin airing; Angela is jealous when Dwight starts dating a farmer; Jim meets with professional baseball player Ryan Howard. 2026-10-27 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-10-27 Can President Trump hold his fraying coalition together? Jordan Klepper hits the 2026 midterm campaign trail to find out. 2026-10-27 Brian and Stewie travel back to the pilot episode of the series to change history. 2026-10-27 Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up. 2026-10-27 Beavis and Butt-Head use a bulletproof vest to impress chicks; Stewart is getting a divorce and moves in with middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head. 2026-10-27 The boys cross into a new dimension while searching for Cartman's leprechaun. 2026-10-27 Kenny takes his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert. 2026-10-27 A vigilante rises from the trash and attempts to wipe out crime in the town of South Park. 2026-10-27 Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy. 2026-10-27 Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys. 2026-10-27 The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine. 2026-10-27 The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl. 2026-10-27 When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage. 2026-10-27 When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming. 2026-10-27 Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home. 2026-10-27 Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park. 2026-10-27 Kyle is involved in the development of a new product called HumancentiPad. 2026-10-27 Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards. 2026-10-27 Ike is obsessed with the Canadian royal wedding. 2026-10-27 Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy. 2026-10-27 Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture. 2026-10-27 Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder. 2026-10-27 Stan's world view and friendships begin to change right after his tenth birthday; Randy latches onto a new music genre in an attempt to fit in, causing problems in his marriage. 2026-10-27 Cartman copes with Asperger's syndrome. 2026-10-27 What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol. 2026-10-27 Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website. 2026-10-27 When the guys go to an abandoned asylum to gain inspiration for a new horror movie, they accidentally kill a man who they think is keeping them hostage; annoyed with Brian's perceived pretension, Stewie endeavors to destroy his glasses. 2026-10-27 Quagmire meets an avid dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over; Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his Halloween candy. 2026-10-27 Peter makes a hologram of himself to get out of menial household duties. 2026-10-27 Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him to make him her sex slave; a love triangle forms between Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear. 2026-10-27 James Woods invites Quahog residents to his mansion, and the evening turns into a murder mystery when guests end up dead. 2026-10-27 Brian and Stewie travel back to the pilot episode of the series to change history. 2026-10-27 Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up. 2026-10-27 Meg's European adventure turns bad when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian embark on a rescue mission. 2026-10-27 When Brian accidentally causes Stewie's time machine to make reality run in reverse, the two must fix the problem before Stewie is unborn. 2026-10-27 Peter shares his version of the Nativity story at Christmastime. 2026-10-27 Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map pits the citizens of Quahog against each other as they search for the prize. 2026-10-27 When everyone seems to love the vestigial twin that is growing out of Peter's neck better than him, Peter decides to have him amputated. 2026-10-28 Meg spills her lunch on a new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude. 2026-10-28 Peter destroys the family's passports while they're in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws. 2026-10-28 Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team. 2026-10-28 Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie tries to get the only thing he wants for Christmas. 2026-10-28 Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie. 2026-10-28 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment. 2026-10-28 When the guys go to an abandoned asylum to gain inspiration for a new horror movie, they accidentally kill a man who they think is keeping them hostage; annoyed with Brian's perceived pretension, Stewie endeavors to destroy his glasses. 2026-10-28 Meg's European adventure turns bad when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian embark on a rescue mission. 2026-10-28 James Woods invites Quahog residents to his mansion, and the evening turns into a murder mystery when guests end up dead. 2026-10-28 Beavis and Butt-Head use a power washer to do their work at Burger World; middle-aged Butt-Head makes Beavis drive to the next county for beer. 2026-10-28 An outbreak of pinkeye interrupts Halloween. 2026-10-28 A battle for spiritual domination conflicts with Cartman's birthday. 2026-10-28 Stan believes his pet fish is involved in a series of murders. 2026-10-28 Fifth graders plague the boys; pirate ghosts overrun South Park; Korn performs. 2026-10-28 The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death. 2026-10-28 After Wendy breaks up with Stan, the boys take him to Raisins, a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls. 2026-10-28 Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden onset of the disease Gingervitus; sick and tired of being ripped on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids to fight against discrimination. 2026-10-28 Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving. 2026-10-28 An unspeakable tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after using the bathroom. 2026-10-28 Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel. 2026-10-28 The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace. 2026-10-28 When Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature in the woods, the town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy. 2026-10-28 An unlikely bully makes Butters his victim. 2026-10-28 The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying experience. 2026-10-28 Cartman's racist behavior leads him to weave unexpected, Cupid-style magic; Kyle is unhappy with what the rumor mill says about him. 2026-10-28 South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis. 2026-10-28 Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter. 2026-10-28 Cartman signs up for a home security system. 2026-10-28 Butters decides to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors. 2026-10-28 Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends. 2026-10-28 A scandal has shaken everyone's beliefs, causing them to begin cutting off their yellow support wristbands. 2026-10-28 Coon and friends set out to help the victims of BP's latest drilling accident in the Gulf, but Mysterion beats them to it; after being rejected by his fellow Super Heroes, the Coon joins forces with the dark lord Cthulhu. 2026-10-28 After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan. 2026-10-28 99 percent is ganging up on Cartman. 2026-10-28 An outbreak of pinkeye interrupts Halloween. 2026-10-28 A battle for spiritual domination conflicts with Cartman's birthday. 2026-10-28 Stan believes his pet fish is involved in a series of murders. 2026-10-28 Fifth graders plague the boys; pirate ghosts overrun South Park; Korn performs. 2026-10-28 The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death. 2026-10-28 After Wendy breaks up with Stan, the boys take him to Raisins, a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls. 2026-10-28 A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party. 2026-10-28 The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can't tell the difference between a goth and a vampire. 2026-10-28 Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends. 2026-10-28 The goth kids are sent to a camp for troubled children. 2026-10-29