COZI TV Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time. 2026-08-17 Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way. 2026-08-17 Charlie prepares for Christmas Eve alone with his date; he finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date. 2026-08-17 Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter. 2026-08-17 When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie. 2026-08-17 Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields). 2026-08-17 Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher. 2026-08-17 A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age. 2026-08-17 Trey wants to impress a potential client by re-enacting a Civil War battle; Jeff's bank believes he is dead. 2026-08-17 When Jeff becomes the new Monster Truck Mud Bogging champion, the former titleholder steals the trophy. 2026-08-17 A motivational speaker leads Jeff to question his life while inspiring Bill to unleash his "inner big dog.". 2026-08-17 A fishing trip with Karen and two friends goes downhill when Jeff finds he can't stand some of the company. 2026-08-17 Due to an error, Marilyn's college tuition is not paid, and she is told that she cannot return. 2026-08-17 While listening to his ham radio, Herman mistakes some playing children for beings from outer space. 2026-08-17 Abishola and Kemi are conflicted as to how to handle Morenike after she confides her deepest secret to them; when Bob gets credit for Christina's idea for a Twitter marketing campaign, she considers leaving MaxDot. 2026-08-17 Abishola and Kemi take Christina to see a Yoruba priest, where she learns that her toxic relationship with her mother may be stifling her growth; Bob deals with the fallout of promoting Kofo over Goodwin when Goodwin has a panic attack at work. 2026-08-17 While investigating a murder in a tight-lipped Mennonite colony, Murdoch and Ogden don plain clothing and go undercover. 2026-08-17 Join Connie Craig-Carroll and health visionary Ken Meares as they uncover OmegaXL, the groundbreaking natural supplement transforming lives by tackling joint pain and inflammation. 2026-08-17 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-08-17 Old-time actors have a showdown with a street gang that is terrorizing a Hollywood neighborhood. 2026-08-17 An embittered man refuses to let his talented daughter pursue a singing career; a country singer's arrival in a Western town inspires him to let his daughter pursue music. 2026-08-17 Sparks fly between Malcolm's father and Eddie's divorced mother when the parents visit their sons at the same time. 2026-08-17 Malcolm and Eddie switch places after betting each other that one could run the other's business better. 2026-08-17 Steve (Steve Harvey) accepts a bet from Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) to organize a band before the school banquet. 2026-08-17 Sara and Romeo (Nefta Perry, Merlin Santana) are caught in a closet together; Cedric (Cedric "The Entertainer") campaigns to win "Teacher of the Month." With Steve Harvey. 2026-08-17 Mark (Mark Curry) is disillusioned after investing in a vending machine; Vanessa (Holly Robinson) learns to ride a bus. 2026-08-17 Mark reunites with a basketball star who beat him years earlier. 2026-08-17 Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) is hung out to dry on "Sally Jessy Raphael" after he forces Fran (Fran Drescher) to cross a picket line. Guest starring Sally Jessy Raphael. 2026-08-17 Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a secret someone hiding upstairs, and Fran (Fran Drescher) is just dying to find out who. 2026-08-17 Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage. 2026-08-17 Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss. 2026-08-17 With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave. 2026-08-17 Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters; Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's secret, she's having an affair. 2026-08-17 George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam. 2026-08-17 When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair. 2026-08-17 George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister. 2026-08-17 George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations. 2026-08-17 Al and Peg discover they are short of money when shopping for a family burial plot. 2026-08-17 Bud's plans to move to college are dashed when his parents spend his scholarship money. 2026-08-17 To earn extra money for Christmas presents, Al becomes a department-store Santa. 2026-08-17 Everything goes wrong when the Bundys prepare to attend a cousin's wedding. 2026-08-17 Al goes on a solo fishing trip, but Peg and Marcy show up to spoil it. 2026-08-17 Kelly buys a motorcycle for fun, but disaster strikes when Al borrows it. 2026-08-17 Doug (Kevin James) feels great when he surprises Carrie (Leah Remini) with a new camera for Christmas, but her boss one-ups him. Guest star: Lou Ferrigno. 2026-08-17 After learning that a wedding reception is five hours away, Doug and Carrie scramble for an excuse to not go. 2026-08-17 When Doug can't understand the difficulties Carrie faces when caring for Arthur, he takes over and learns the hard way. 2026-08-18 After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. Unsurprisingly, this doesn't end well. 2026-08-18 While in a precarious position with a woman, Charlie injures his back and won't let Alan, a chiropractor, help him; after Alan drives Charlie to the doctor's office, Charlie is surprised to learn that his physician died four years ago, and a female, Dr. Michelle Talmadge, has replaced him; Berta teaches Jake a lesson. 2026-08-18 When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner. 2026-08-18 Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie. 2026-08-18 When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings. 2026-08-18 Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator. 2026-08-18 George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can. 2026-08-18 Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie. 2026-08-18 George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test. 2026-08-18 Roseanne bonds with the son (James Brolin) of her former boss and learns some shocking news about Lanford's future. 2026-08-18 Roseanne discovers an attraction to Edgar Wellman Jr. (James Brolin) and realizes he feels the same way about her. 2026-08-18 Fran (Fran Drescher) persuades Niles (Daniel Davis) to pose as her husband after her mother (Renee Taylor) tells their cousins she is married. 2026-08-18 While they are baking cookies, Grace becomes hysterical when Fran accidentally eats her imaginary friend. 2026-08-18 Fran is shocked to discover her anticipated Christmas bonus turns out to be a present instead of cash. 2026-08-18 Fran (Fran Drescher) becomes a bargaining chip when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tries to cast a soap star (Stephen Nichols) in a new play. 2026-08-18 Douglas is finally ready to introduce Olivia to his family, but he sets some ground rules to make sure Dottie plays nice. 2026-08-18 On Valentine's Day, when it comes to showing affection, Bob and Abishola have to find a way to meet each other in the middle. 2026-08-18 Cut up to half the cost of your monthly cell phone bill; same towers, same coverage, but a lot less money; it sounds great but is it too good to be true?; join myth-busting legend Kari Byron as she takes on Big Wireless to save you money. 2026-08-18 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-08-18 A high-school student almost gives up on life after losing both legs in a motorcycle accident; Jonathan and Mark help an embittered, paralyzed athlete. 2026-08-18 A high-school student who lost his legs in an accident regains his will to live. With Michael Landon and Victor French. 2026-08-18 Malcolm is the only one not bitten by the love bug after eating Simone's (Michelle Hurd) chocolate cookies. 2026-08-18 Eddie takes over the wheel for his ailing friend -- a NASCAR driver -- and Malcolm inadvertently places a large bet on Eddie. 2026-08-18 Romeo (Merlin Santana) uses Sophia's (Tracy Vilar) painting to win first place in an art contest; Cedric (Cedric "The Entertainer") goes on a shopping spree. 2026-08-18 Romeo (Merlin Santana) insults Sophia (Tracy Vilar) and then scrambles to make amends before he can make romance at the dance. With Steve Harvey. 2026-08-18 To raise money for the team, Mark offers to let P.J. move in. 2026-08-18 Mark hurts his back on the eve of a big job interview; guest Mark Linn-Baker. 2026-08-18 Fran (Fran Drescher) panics while trying to find a date for her camp reunion, but the kids have a surprise for her. Guest star: Erik Estrada. 2026-08-18 Brighton (Benjamin Salisbury) finds his niche on Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) canasta team. Stars: Fran Drescher. 2026-08-18 Upset over their breakup, David tattles on Darlene; to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs! 2026-08-18 When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma; the situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives. 2026-08-18 Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about?; there is a flurry of activity to figure out the who and the why. 2026-08-18 It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soirée at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past. 2026-08-18 George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate. 2026-08-18 George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash. 2026-08-18 Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay. 2026-08-18 Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together. 2026-08-18 Al is asked to pose as a centerfold when Peggy draws a cartoon of him that becomes a big hit in a women's magazine. 2026-08-18 Bud participates in a television dating game for nerds, with unexpected results. 2026-08-18 Peggy imagines herself a lady in distress and Al her pirate savior. 2026-08-18 After a theater cashier gives Al a senior citizen's discount, he becomes obsessed with age. 2026-08-18 Al becomes a hero when he stands up to a burglar who breaks into the Bundys' house. 2026-08-18 Al takes the family to the movies to celebrate Kelly's birthday. 2026-08-18 Doug sets up Stephanie with Carrie's boss so he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television. 2026-08-18 Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) discuss the real definition of infidelity when Doug sees Deacon (Victor Williams) with another woman. 2026-08-18 Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things they may have taken for granted. 2026-08-19