FXX HD (Pacific) Tina cheers Jimmy Jr. on at a semi-prestigious dancing seminar; Bob and Linda compete to see who can catch the most home run balls outside of Wonder Wharf Stadium. 2026-04-03 Louise suspects there's something sinister afoot during a Halloween field trip to an apple orchard; Tina and Gene hope to win the school costume parade. 2026-04-03 A virtual reality arcade opens next door, and Gene spends all of his money; Louise and Tina try to build a menu tower taller than they ever have before. 2026-04-03 The Belchers go to a mini golf course on Thanksgiving morning. 2026-04-03 When Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school, a mean student decides to make Lois the target of her antics. 2026-04-03 When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered; Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes, so Peter retaliates. 2026-04-03 Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him; to escape, Peter builds a tunnel leading directly to The Drunken Clam. 2026-04-03 Stewie's lush retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying. 2026-04-03 When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice. 2026-04-03 Stewie builds a machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but it transforms him into what he should have always been, an actual baby. 2026-04-03 Peter's nonstop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home; Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store. 2026-04-03 Peter discovers a new love for rocking out to the hits of Van Halen, but his head-banging causes a car accident and he ends up in a coma. 2026-04-03 When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere; the Griffins experience a life without Meg. 2026-04-03 Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible. 2026-04-03 Fed up with his inferiority to machines, Hermes replaces his body parts with mighty mechanical upgrades. 2026-04-03 Fry finds himself the victim of a horrific sausage-making accident. 2026-04-03 As a robot, Bender lacks free will so he embarks on a quest for the meaning of life. 2026-04-03 The Professor is upset when his parents return from virtual retirement aboard the Near-Death Star. 2026-04-03 Buck Strickland's wife tosses him out of the house, takes over his propane business and sets her sights on Hank. 2026-04-03 After Hank is framed for Debbie's murder, he must defend himself to Peggy, as well as Sheriff Mumford. 2026-04-03 After Bobby accidentally sees Luanne naked, his friend Joseph convinces Bobby to help him spy on her. 2026-04-03 After being reprimanded by Hank, Luanne moves next door with some rowdy college students (guest voices Andy Dick, Vicki Lewis, Maura Tierney). 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He sends ransom notes saying that he will return the painting if the government invests more in care for the elderly. 2026-04-03 When an injury ends his amateur boxing career, Stuart Long moves to Los Angeles to find money and fame. While scraping by as a supermarket clerk, he meets Carmen, a Sunday school teacher who seems immune to his bad-boy charm. Determined to win her over, the longtime agnostic starts going to church to impress her. However, a motorcycle accident leaves him wondering if he can use his second chance t 2026-04-03 Tired of their humdrum lives, some middle-aged friends (Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence) decide to temporarily ditch their responsibilities and take a motorcycle trip. The freedom of the open road holds many surprises for the group, including an encounter with the Del Fuegos, a hardcore gang, who take a dim view of the novice bikers. 2026-04-03 Bart struggles as the quarterback of Homer's peewee football team and gets some advice from Joe Namath. 2026-04-03 Apu tries to wriggle out of a marriage prearranged by his mother (voice of Andrea Martin) to a woman (voice of Jan Hooks) from his past. 2026-04-03 A bored Marge decides to try her hand at selling real estate and makes her first sale to the Flanderses. 2026-04-03 When the Simpsons' Christmas presents are stolen, the residents of Springfield rally to the aid of Homer and his family. 2026-04-03 Bob takes Linda and the kids to visit his mother's grave, but finding the headstone is harder than he expected; Teddy makes a grave mistake while doing repairs in the Belcher's house. 2026-04-03 Bob and Linda try to attend all three kids' holiday performances at the same time. 2026-04-03 After a student accuses her of cheating on a test, Tina needs to get back to school to clear her name, but a snowstorm traps her and her family at home. 2026-04-04 A man trying to row from New Zealand to Nova Scotia visits the restaurant to have a burger and it changes everything. 2026-04-04 When Louise is accused of a theft at school, Linda uses her position as school office volunteer to try to solve the case from the inside. 2026-04-04 When the coolest teens she's ever seen start coming into the restaurant, Tina decides she needs to be just like them; Gene and Louise get into a battle of wills over stinky socks. 2026-04-04 Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school, Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot. 2026-04-04 Stewie finally says his first word and it's a swear word; when Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it. 2026-04-04 Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris; unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action. 2026-04-04 Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident; Chris and Stewie try to nurse one of the injured rodents back to health; a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine and restoring him to his true height. 2026-04-04 Peter and Lois accidentally set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself. 2026-04-04 When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster. 2026-04-04 Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident; Peter's arms are torn off, and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back. 2026-04-04 Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next mayor of Quahog should be; upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West's cousin, Wild Wild West. 2026-04-04 Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans; the town becomes divided on whether or not to remove the statue that commemorates him. 2026-04-04 When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins try to save Christmas on their own. 2026-04-04 Bender becomes the hunted after saving a robotic fox from hunters. 2026-04-04 The Planet Express crew escape to Mars Vegas for the weekend, only to run afoul of Robot Mafia, who is looking to recover a debt. 2026-04-04 Bender and the crew are featured in a nature documentary show called "Mutual of Omicron's Wild Universe"; they appear as different animals in each segment with voice-over narration. 2026-04-04 Bender meets a famous folk singer at a maximum security prison and attempts to make a copy of his precious guitar. 2026-04-04 Peggy becomes involved in a pyramid scam and recruits Bill as her star sales representative. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Stephen Root and Pamela Segall. Guest voice: Teri Garr. 2026-04-04 Bobby emerges as the chosen one when Buddhist monks arrive in Arlen, Texas, looking for a reincarnated lama. 2026-04-04 The government bills Hank $900 for a haircut he gets at the hands of an Army barber. 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Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-04-04 Paid programming. 2026-04-04 Bill becomes involved with a single mother, Charlene, who has returned to Arlen after a few years; Dale, in an attempt at sabotaging Bill's relationship, asks John Redcorn to seduce Charlene. 2026-04-04 When Hank learns he has overpaid for every car he has ever bought, his play for justice ends with exploding cars and an arrest. 2026-04-04 Marge and Lisa try to soften Homer's mood after he inadvertently rents a musical instead of an action movie. 2026-04-04 Homer invites carnival barkers to be house guests while the show is in town. 2026-04-04 Homer joins a cult whose leader promises to take members to another planet. 2026-04-04 The children of Springfield are shipwrecked on an island in a parody of "Lord of the Flies"; Bill Gates targets Homer's Internet company. 2026-04-04 Krusty the Clown is banned from the Springfield Comedy Festival. 2026-04-04 Homer and Moe devise an insurance scam to impress Moe's girlfriend with money. 2026-04-04 Lisa fears she is genetically doomed to lose her intelligence; Apu finds a frozen Jasper. 2026-04-04 Bart befriends Ralph Wiggum and goes on an adventure through the city with Wiggum's master key. 2026-04-04 Homer gets into deep water when he joins the Naval Reserve after getting fired from the nuclear plant. 2026-04-04 Audited Homer agrees to help the IRS recover a trillion dollars from Mr. Burns. 2026-04-04 Lisa becomes the anchor of a kids news program and is irritated when Bart is made co-anchor. 2026-04-04 Homer runs for sanitation commissioner and disrupts a U2 concert. 2026-04-04 Homer accepts a company's challenge to scale Springfield's steepest mountain, the Murderhorn. 2026-04-04 Lisa gets lost after taking the bus alone to the museum. 2026-04-04 Homer and Marge try to reignite their sex life by experimenting with risky locales. 2026-04-04 Homer concocts a get-rich-quick scheme for Bart, while Lisa escorts a new student and plans a school dance. 2026-04-04 Homer tries to overcome a midlife depression with a string of inventions inspired by Thomas Alva Edison. 2026-04-04 Louise brings Tina along on a mission to find the perfect item for her last-ever show-and-tell; Teddy goes overboard trying to impress a date at the restaurant. 2026-04-04 Tina drags Bob along on a desperate quest to earn her bird-watching badge for ThunderGirls; Louise and Gene try to keep their new restaurant game a secret from Linda. 2026-04-05