FXX HD (Pacific) Linda needs the kids' help in fighting for a fun, dumb, local tradition; Bob is captivated by an online cucumber. 2026-05-16 After Tina and Bob plan a father-daughter date to see Bob's favorite vampire movie, Tina decides to invite her group of friends along; Linda opens a restaurant for the raccoons in their alley. 2026-05-16 Louise must pay a debt to Millie by attending the Pixie Princess Promenade; a bouquet in the shape of a dog forces Linda to confront her past. 2026-05-16 In order to help with anxiety about an upcoming oral report, Mr. Frond lends Tina a crystal that his new girlfriend alleges has special powers; Bob and Linda buy a box of imperfect produce and try to use it all before it rots. 2026-05-16 Brian worries about the legacy he's leaving behind, so Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography. 2026-05-16 Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and him learning an important lesson. 2026-05-16 After a mishap at work, Peter decides to take his health more seriously and diet with the help of Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland; Lois tries to write a romantic fantasy novel. 2026-05-16 When the guys volunteer to chaperone the high school prom, Quagmire hits it off with Courtney only to discover that she is his daughter. 2026-05-16 The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois. 2026-05-16 In search of Stewie's big wheel tricycle, Stewie and Brian embark on an adventure to a giant floating mass of trash out in the sea; Lois tries to help Quagmire elevate his dating game. 2026-05-16 After Lois reads a new book on the joys of decluttering, she challenges the rest of the Griffins to throw anything out of the house that does not spark joy. 2026-05-16 When Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and an excited Peter work together to build her following; Brian and Stewie revel in a new ride while Brian's car gets repaired. 2026-05-16 When Brian's proposition to rename Quahog's high school "Adam West High," to honor the late Mayor West, is successful, he feels encouraged to run for office as Quahog's new mayor; the race takes a turn when Quagmire campaigns against Brian. 2026-05-16 When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go; the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected. 2026-05-16 While Bender becomes dizzy with fame on a robot planet, Fry and Leela are in mortal danger. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio. 2026-05-16 Fry discovers that 1,000 years worth of interest has made him a billionaire. Voices of Billy West and Katey Sagal. Guest voice: Pamela Anderson Lee. 2026-05-16 Fry becomes king of an alien planet after accidentally drinking their liquid ruler. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio. 2026-05-16 Fry must prevent a giant ball of garbage launched into space in the 21st century from crashing back into Earth. 2026-05-16 Dale's son becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, but Dale pushes the boy to accept a private school's offer, which includes a cash contract. 2026-05-16 Peggy plans her own birthday party; Hank and the gang attend a disco party on a mystery train. 2026-05-16 A man vows revenge when Hank accidentally takes his wallet; Bobby is falsely accused of a crime at school and must follow Officer Brown around town as punishment. 2026-05-16 Hank ditches his old team of Bill, Dale and Boomhauer for the Regatta boat-building competition so he and Bobby can spend some quality time together; bats invade the construction garage. 2026-05-16 Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen. 2026-05-16 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-05-16 Meet the new Shark PowerDetect Upright Vacuum with features like DuoClean Detect Technology, self-cleaning brush roll and odor neutralizing and you will be cleaning faster, smarter and better! 2026-05-16 Back Pain? Hip? Sleep well thanks to this cooling topper! 2026-05-16 See how one company is changing people's lives by helping them put their tax problems to rest. 2026-05-16 Paid programming. 2026-05-16 Hank and Peggy want another child; Cotton flees to Vegas after his wife, Didi, informs him that she's pregnant. 2026-05-16 Peggy competes in a beauty contest for the grand prize and is forced to make a tough decision. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voices of Erik Estrada, Mary Kay Place, Carol Alt and Kathy Ireland. 2026-05-16 The fathers decide to take their sons deer hunting; Hank tries to teach Bobby how to drive. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. 2026-05-16 Hank, Dale and Boomhauer keep an eye on Bill after the holiday blues cause him to attempt suicide. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. 2026-05-16 Marge and Homer rent an apartment in an upscale neighborhood so Lisa and Bart can go to a better school. 2026-05-16 Lisa and Marge engage in a spirited debate at the nail salon. 2026-05-16 Homer forms a border patrol group when unemployed workers from Ogdenville come to Springfield. 2026-05-16 Comic Book Guy casts Homer as the lead in a feature film. 2026-05-16 Bart and the rest of his class decide to teach Mrs. Krabappel a lesson when she confiscates their cell phones. 2026-05-16 The men of Springfield become obsessed with mixed martial arts; Marge and her friends decide to stage a protest. 2026-05-16 Lisa sets out for revenge against Miss Hoover; zombies overrun Springfield; after falling through a trap door at Moe's, Homer becomes half-man, half-brewing apparatus. 2026-05-16 To raise money for charity, Marge and the Philanthro-Chicks decide to pose for a calendar, but Marge poses after drinking a lot of wine, and the pinups become the talk of the town. 2026-05-16 While wandering in a field after getting lost, Lisa discovers three teenage girls who are practicing Wiccans; Homer hangs out with Cleatus and his friends. 2026-05-16 When Lisa tells Bart she has a special sibling bond with Maggie that he will never understand, he asks Homer for a baby brother. 2026-05-16 When a columnist begins interviewing Grampa about his life, Homer becomes jealous of his newfound fame. 2026-05-16 Milhouse and Bart try to help Krusty regain his popularity after he is forced to restructure the format of his TV show. 2026-05-16 Homer misses a date with Marge so he can buy a lottery ticket; after winning the million-dollar jackpot, Homer spoils his family with anonymous gifts. 2026-05-16 Homer and Marge compete as part of a curling team at the 2010 Winter Olympics. 2026-05-16 Peter and his friends are tired of forgetting the lucrative business ideas they come up with while drinking; they strap on Joe's police body cams to record their every move; Quagmire tries to come to terms with a family development. 2026-05-16 When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won; Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and must repair the damage he caused. 2026-05-16 After the network decides it is time to reboot the series, three versions of the reboot are shown to a focus group, which produces some feedback. 2026-05-17 When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down; when Meg and Brian get in trouble at school, Lois becomes nervous and decides they need to go to church camp to find their way. 2026-05-17 The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening; Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s. 2026-05-17 In celebration of Peter and Lois' anniversary, the Griffins recount their own versions of three love stories. 2026-05-17 When Lois hosts a special Thanksgiving dinner for her family, Peter decides the best way to avoid it is to get arrested; a secret that Stewie has been keeping from everyone is revealed. 2026-05-17 Meg has a response after she takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa; Brian must help Stewie process the experience. 2026-05-17 When Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school, a mean student decides to make Lois the target of her antics. 2026-05-17 When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered; Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes, so Peter retaliates. 2026-05-17 Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him; to escape, Peter builds a tunnel leading directly to The Drunken Clam. 2026-05-17 Stewie's lush retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying. 2026-05-17 When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice. 2026-05-17 Stewie builds a machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but it transforms him into what he should have always been, an actual baby. 2026-05-17 Peter's nonstop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home; Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store. 2026-05-17 Peter discovers a new love for rocking out to the hits of Van Halen, but his head-banging causes a car accident, and he ends up in a coma. 2026-05-17 When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere; the Griffins experience a life without Meg. 2026-05-17 Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible. 2026-05-17 Peggy's brother Hoyt, a two-strike felon, comes to town and commits another crime; Luanne's husband feels sorry for Hoyt and takes the blame. 2026-05-17 Unwilling to change his sugary eating habits, Bill is diagnosed with diabetes; after deciding to use a wheelchair that he doesn't really need, Bill is befriended by a rugby player who teaches him to be independent. 2026-05-17 When a local paper plans to run a story about Strickland Propane dumping old propane tanks into the river, Hank suggests that the company go green; Dale, in an attempt to impress the ladies, organizes an Earth benefit concert. 2026-05-17 The Hill family and the rest of the neighborhood visit the City Council to protest when Ted Wassonasong tries to build a "McMansion.". 2026-05-17 Despite Hank's objections, Strickland Propane creates a MySpace page in hopes of boosting business. 2026-05-17 Bobby is identified as special at school, then placed in a class where he no longer has to do homework or take standardized tests. 2026-05-17 Meet the new Shark PowerDetect Upright Vacuum with features like DuoClean Detect Technology, self-cleaning brush roll and odor neutralizing and you will be cleaning faster, smarter and better! 2026-05-17 Back Pain? Hip? Sleep well thanks to this cooling topper! 2026-05-17 Meet the new Shark PowerDetect Upright Vacuum with features like DuoClean Detect Technology, self-cleaning brush roll and odor neutralizing and you will be cleaning faster, smarter and better! 2026-05-17 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-05-17 If you have thinning hair or hair loss, Keranique can help regrow thicker, longer and fuller hair. Keranique is the number 1 hair regrowth system for women. Regain your confidence with beautiful, thicker and fuller hair in just 3 easy steps! 2026-05-17 See how one company is changing people's lives by helping them put their tax problems to rest. 2026-05-17 Trouble ensues when Hank, Bill, Dale and Boomhauer become volunteer firemen. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Johnny Hardwick. Guest voice: Barry Corbin. 2026-05-17 Peggy impresses the principal of Bobby's school when she substitutes for a teacher and disciplines the class. 2026-05-17 Bobby pleases his assistant football coach father by joining the team. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. 2026-05-17 When Hank tours a military lab, he spills the beans to blabbermouth Bill about a top-secret project. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice of Chuck Mangione. 2026-05-17 Hank, Peggy and Luanne teach Bobby a lesson when he replaces Luanne's birth control pills with candy. 2026-05-17 Magic's biggest secrets are safe with Peggy when she volunteers to be part of a magician's act. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. 2026-05-17 A lusty dolphin tries to mate with Hank in a send-up of "When Animals Attack." Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. 2026-05-17 Bobby becomes a deli food aficionado and develops gout; the modern art expo features an X-ray of Hank's colon. 2026-05-17 Hank makes a movie in an attempt to lure the Dallas Cowboys' training camp to Arlen, Texas. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. 2026-05-17 The guys steal Dale's new lawnmower, sending him over the edge and up a clock tower. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. 2026-05-17 When the congregation welcomes its new female minister with a potluck dinner, Bobby accidentally incinerates the church. 2026-05-17 A letter from an alleged former student now on death-row inspires Peggy to pay him a visit, unaware he has illegal ulterior motives. 2026-05-17 Bart's grandfather comes to his aid after he is beaten up by a bully. 2026-05-17 School bully Nelson Muntz becomes the object of Lisa's first crush; Homer discovers electronic panhandling. 2026-05-17 Bart tries to reunite Nelson with his family after Marge takes Nelson in, forcing Bart to share a bedroom with his bully. 2026-05-17 Marge forces Bart to attend Nelson's birthday party after he persuades his friends not to go, and they become best friends. 2026-05-17 Fearing that she will end up like Marge, Lisa pledges to focus solely on her academics and not get distracted by other things; Bart puts Nelson in his place and unintentionally earns the title of school bully. 2026-05-17 When Retirement Castle is closed, Marge asks Grampa and two other octogenarians to move in; Nelson befriends Bart after Bart defends him. 2026-05-17 The Simpsons go to a STEM conference; Lisa falls for a crooning jazz pianist; Bart discovers he has an affinity for chemistry. 2026-05-17 A future tale of Springfield's most unlikely couple. 2026-05-17 When a mysterious note is sent to Linda on Halloween, she and Gayle must travel to their hometown to face a wrong they committed 27 years ago. 2026-05-18