FXX HD (Pacific) Marge comes up with a plan to increase Springfield's popularity. 2026-08-09 Lisa looks into her future when she visits a fortuneteller's booth. 2026-08-09 Mr. Burns steals a litter of puppies, with plans to make a Greyhound-skin tuxedo. 2026-08-09 When the faculty strikes at Bart's school, PTA member Marge becomes his teacher. 2026-08-09 When Chris' Mexican girlfriend, Isabella, gets deported, he steps up to take care of her twin babies, only to find she can't return to the U.S. 2026-08-09 Peter's past participation as a sperm donor catches up to him when his children start showing up at his house. 2026-08-09 Peter embarks on a campaign to win an Emmy for Family Guy by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows. 2026-08-09 Peter befriends the coolest guy ever and dumps Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland. 2026-08-09 The Griffins get a nanny for the kids; Peter and Lois get an opportunity to reconnect. 2026-08-09 After Chris gets a special $1 bill for his birthday and quickly loses it, the dollar gets passed from character to character throughout Quahog. 2026-08-09 In a special anthology-style episode, Peter gets fired from the brewery in the signature styles of three famous Hollywood film directors. 2026-08-09 The Griffins force Brian to move out after he posts an offensive tweet that goes viral. 2026-08-09 Vladimir Putin visits Quahog after Peter writes to him about discovering an alternate ending in the Russian version of one of his favorite films; Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline center and attempts a romance with a co-worker. 2026-08-09 Meg takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father; Brian spies on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime. 2026-08-09 A selfish Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future. 2026-08-09 Brian is smitten with a female show dog and enters a show dog competition in which the winner gets to breed her; Peter and Lois go to extreme measures to try to convince Chris that Arthur Valentine doesn't exist. 2026-08-09 Hank, Kahn and their families take a vacation in Mexico but must make a run for the border when they lose their papers. 2026-08-09 Hank gets into an accident and is forced to attend a "comedy" traffic school. Guest voices: Chris Rock and John Amos. 2026-08-09 Hank tries to clear his name when his credit rating hits an all-time low. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. 2026-08-09 Hank's father visits and has a car accident; Dale and Cotton scheme to steal from a museum. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice: Toby Huss. 2026-08-09 Luanne's mother gets out of jail, stays with the Hills and begins dating Bill. Guest voice of David Herman. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. 2026-08-09 The man Hank hires as an assistant turns out to be a recovering drug addict. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. 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Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-08-09 Bobby's choice of profession when he enters the school's job-shadow program shocks Hank and Peggy. 2026-08-09 When Kahn buys the local car wash and runs it into the ground, Strickland becomes his business partner and gets Hank to join the car wash team. 2026-08-09 Hank tries to save the day when the Teutuls cause a riot at the Propane Expo. 2026-08-09 When the Rev. Stroup gives the Smith family the Hills' pew at the Arlen First Methodist Church, Hank and the family begin church-hopping. 2026-08-09 When Strickland finds himself banned from his favorite strip club, he refocuses on making Strickland Propane a fun place to work. 2026-08-09 Bobby meets a young freeloader when he gets a job to pay for a pair of trendy jeans and realizes there could be an easier way to get the pants. 2026-08-09 The Hills get some liberal neighbors; Hank and Bobby try to put the neighborhood bully in his place. 2026-08-09 Peggy tutors Lucky for the GED; Lucky has big ideas about Luanne, who makes a major announcement. 2026-08-09 Peggy befriends Carolyn, who views her as the epitome of womanhood. 2026-08-09 Hank turns to Animal Control for help when Bobby's pet snake slithers down the toilet. 2026-08-09 Bill becomes despondent because he does not have children; Bill teaches Bobby his secret barbecue sauce recipe. 2026-08-09 Luanne accepts an invitation to attend Arlen High School's senior prom after Lucky (Tom Petty) ditches her. 2026-08-09 Bart meets a girl named Sophie who claims to be Krusty's illegitimate daughter; Krusty later loses Sophie's violin in a poker game. 2026-08-09 Marge writes a novel, "The Harpooned Heart," using Homer and Ned as inspiration for her characters; Homer gets the book-on-tape version read by Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. 2026-08-09 Lisa helps Moe become a published poet, but when a literary conference features him, he takes all the credit for his success. 2026-08-09 Marge forces Bart to attend Nelson's birthday party after he persuades his friends not to go, and they become best friends. 2026-08-09 A creative new friend named Juliet (guest voice Emily Blunt) helps Lisa create a fantasy world. 2026-08-09 Homer creates a team, including author Neil Gaiman, to write the next hit "tween" book; after receiving an advance copy of the work from his publisher, Homer learns there's more to the business than he imagined. 2026-08-09 The Simpsons host a party to promote Krusty's own brand of liquor; impressed with the party's success, Mr. Burns decides to promote Homer; Bart takes an interest in reading classic novels. 2026-08-09 In an attempt to bring the family together, Marge forces everyone to give up electronics for the day and take a trip to a book store. 2026-08-09 After forgetting Bob's birthday, Linda and the kids attempt to plan a last-minute surprise party; Linda asks Hugo if Bob can go with him while he's doing restaurant health inspections. 2026-08-10 Tina decides to join the Junior Lifeguards but struggles with the training; business booms when Bob and Linda offer free Wi-Fi at the restaurant, but it is soon threatened by a cyberattack. 2026-08-10 When a malicious juice truck owner tries to set up shop in the Belchers' alley, Louise devises a plan to win back their turf; Linda learns that she can't always run to her sister's defense. 2026-08-10 The Belchers attend open houses for the free food; Linda meets a charming real estate agent and agrees to a private showing; the kids stumble upon an unexpected surprise; the family ends up getting involved with a real estate scheme. 2026-08-10 Louise's extensive card collection gets confiscated at school, and she devises a plan to get them back; Bob must give a eulogy for an old acquaintance despite an unfortunate incident that happened years ago. 2026-08-10 As Bob wonders about the worth of working in the restaurant business, a couple who fell in love at the restaurant asks the Belchers to cater their wedding; when things don't go as planned, Linda tries to save the day. 2026-08-10 Convinced she's met the love of her life, Tina disguises herself as a boy and sneaks into the Boyz 4 Now auditions to find him; Teddy asks the rest of the Belcher gang to nurse his baby rat back to health. 2026-08-10 Louise, Tina and Gene devise a master plan to get the grand prize dune buggy at their local arcade; Teddy convinces Bob and Linda to take in a chicken by promising fresh eggs. 2026-08-10 When Lisa's friend dies, she seeks a way to honor the jazz-man. 2026-08-10 After apprehending a criminal, Marge enrolls in the police academy. 2026-08-10 Stewie and Brian get into a friendship-ending fight after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's beloved toys; Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry. 2026-08-10 When Stewie gets sent to see his school's child psychologist for a surprising session, he reveals major secrets about himself. 2026-08-10 Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London. 2026-08-10 After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard. 2026-08-10 Fry must defend his trip to Omega-3 to retrieve all 79 episodes of "Star Trek." Guest voices: William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Walter Koenig, George Takei and Nichelle Nichols. 2026-08-10 The gang attempts to collect honey produced by ferocious space bees, and Leela decides to adopt a baby queen bee. 2026-08-10 Bender has a sex change and competes in the 3004 Earth Olympics as a "fembot.". 2026-08-10 When the professor orders a late-model robot at a trade show, Bender seeks an upgrade. 2026-08-10 The professor conducts an experiment that hurls Leela into a parallel universe. 2026-08-10 The gang finds wacky ways to spend extra money from a refund. 2026-08-10 A spaceship beams Fry aboard, then returns him the next day without a nose; the gang learns aliens are profiting from the sale of human noses. 2026-08-10 Fry comes to regret making a deal with the devil to win Leela's heart. 2026-08-10 Paid programming. 2026-08-10 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! 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Suspecting it was an inside job, Internal Affairs gives them five days to track down the drugs before they shut down the narcotics division. Action meets farce when Marcus is compelled to masquerade as his 2026-08-10 The drug ecstasy is flowing into Miami, and the police want it stopped. Police Detective Marcus Burnett and his partner, Mike Lowrey, are just the men to do it. They track the drugs to a Cuban smuggler, Johnny Tapia, who is also involved in a bloody war with Russian and Haitian mobsters. If that isn't bad enough, there's tension between the two cops because Lowrey is romantically involved with Bur 2026-08-10 Marge's lecture inspires vandal Bart to take pride in his community. 2026-08-10 Mr. Burns angers the town when he steals the oil discovered under the elementary school and finds a way to block the sun over Springfield. 2026-08-10 Chief Wiggum conducts a manhunt to find Mr. Burns' assailant. 2026-08-10 Tina, Louise and Gene get a taste of business when they join the school's Tweentrepeneurs club; Bob and Linda find themselves outsmarted by a dine-and-dasher. 2026-08-10 The kids set out for their regular Halloween shenanigans, but when everyone's candy bags start mysteriously disappearing, it's up to Tina, Louise and Gene to find the culprit. 2026-08-10 The kids seek revenge on their school guidance counselor; they get entangled in sibling rivalry between two pilots; Linda and Bob put their game faces on when Teddy invites them to a paper airplane contest. 2026-08-11