FXX HD (Pacific) Bob and Linda's double date takes a disastrous turn when the couples get trapped; Louise hosts a zombie movie night, but when the zombies turn out to be too scary, Tina must take charge. 2026-08-08 The Belcher kids go to Outdoor Education only to have it rain; Tina meets a hermit living in the woods; Bob and Linda experience what it's like to be empty nesters. 2026-08-08 Peter gets power hungry when he's asked to fill in for a mall Santa; Stewie and Brian decide to crash holiday office parties for free food, fun and women. 2026-08-08 When Quagmire gets free plane tickets for a guys' trip to San Francisco, unforeseen events put his flying abilities to the test. 2026-08-08 Professional football player Rob Gronkowski moves into the neighborhood; Stewie uses steroids to increase his new bees' honey output, but it makes them aggressive instead. 2026-08-08 While the guys try to start a podcast, Peter goes solo and becomes a DJ; when Lois' allergy forces Brian to move into Stewie's bedroom, the two have a difficult time as roommates. 2026-08-08 The guys decide to form a string quartet, but Peter doesn't make the cut; Brian is forced to be Carter's seeing eye dog. 2026-08-08 Peter and the gang must intervene when a popular dating app sends Quagmire on the road to hedonism; Stewie finds out he has scoliosis. 2026-08-08 Peter helps Joe with several crime cases but gets angry when Joe tries to take all the credit; Brian convinces Stewie to join a football team and panics when he gets a concussion. 2026-08-08 Peter opens up his own food truck business in an attempt to avoid the healthy food Lois forces him to eat; Meg joins a roller derby team, despite Chris thinking it's too dangerous. 2026-08-08 Lois upstages Peter at a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp; Stewie runs away from home while Meg is watching him. 2026-08-08 When Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, Meg uses his authority to get even with her bullies. 2026-08-08 Fry spots his petrified dog, Seymour, among the artifacts in an exhibit at the Museum of Natural History; Bender perceives Seymour as a threat to his friendship with Fry and gets his own robo-puppy. 2026-08-08 Al Gore's head holds an emergency summit in Kyoto, Japan, to deal with global warming caused by robot emissions. 2026-08-08 Hot tar turns the crotchety old professor into a middle-aged man, while the others are transformed into rambunctious children. 2026-08-08 Fry becomes disheartened when Leela gets swept off her feet by the mayor's aide; a genetic abnormality qualifies Fry for a mission to save the world. 2026-08-08 Hank's mother visits with her new Jewish boyfriend, causing Hank to overcompensate with Jewish traditions. 2026-08-08 Hank (voice of Mike Judge) weighs whether to help Luanne (voice of Brittany Murphy) with her puppet show or watch the Super Bowl. Guest voice: Troy Aikman. 2026-08-08 A disappointed Hank takes a vacation to contemplate his future in propane after being passed over by the boss. 2026-08-08 Peggy finds out that the story Hank has been reciting about their early relationship is a lie. Guest voices: Kerri Strug, Jennifer Jason Leigh and Joanna Gleason. 2026-08-08 Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen. 2026-08-08 See how one company is changing people's lives by helping them put their tax problems to rest. 2026-08-08 Paid programming. 2026-08-08 Back Pain? Hip? Sleep well thanks to this cooling topper! 2026-08-08 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-08-08 Paid programming. 2026-08-08 When Kahn fears he is losing his heritage, he joins Ted Wassanasong's army and relinquishes his creature comforts. 2026-08-08 When Hank and his softball team engage in a charity game against a better team, he takes it a bit too seriously. 2026-08-08 Bart faces a difficult decision when he witnesses a crime while playing hooky. 2026-08-08 Marge meets with surprising success when she plays matchmaker for Homer's father and her mother. 2026-08-08 Homer teaches an adult class on marriage using secrets about Marge. 2026-08-08 Bart and Lisa use not-so-idle threats to convince Homer to buy a swimming pool; Bart suspects Flanders has killed his wife when he spies on him through the rear window. 2026-08-08 A new girl in Lisa's class named Allison Taylor proves to be better than Lisa in the classroom and on the saxophone. 2026-08-08 The Simpson family reminisces about lost loves when Marge gets the family thinking about romantic fantasies. 2026-08-08 Sideshow Bob, Springfield's new mayor, condemns the Simpson home. 2026-08-08 Homer turns the toaster into a time vortex and becomes homicidal when his cable and beer are cut off. 2026-08-08 Bart falls hard for a preacher's daughter who ends up being not-so-innocent. 2026-08-08 Homer is accused of sexual harassment by a babysitter and the incident is made into a TV movie. 2026-08-08 Grandpa's passion potion becomes a hit after it works wonders for Marge and Homer's drab sex life. 2026-08-08 Searching for the cause of her fear of flying, Marge visits a psychiatrist after embarrassing her family while on an airplane. 2026-08-08 Due to a technicality, Homer is granted membership into an exclusive, clandestine and influential brotherhood called the Stonecutters. 2026-08-08 Homer recalls events leading up to Maggie's birth. 2026-08-08 While helping Principal Skinner with his astronomy, Bart discovers a comet spiraling down towards Springfield. 2026-08-08 Clown college graduate Homer's gigs are so successful, the mob believes he is Krusty. 2026-08-08 Bart tricks an Australian boy into accepting a collect call and the family must fly to Australia to make an apology. 2026-08-08 Patty and Selma hold a bad investment over Homer's head, forcing him to cater to their every whim. 2026-08-08 Marge comes up with a plan to increase Springfield's popularity. 2026-08-09 Lisa looks into her future when she visits a fortuneteller's booth. 2026-08-09 Mr. Burns steals a litter of puppies, with plans to make a Greyhound-skin tuxedo. 2026-08-09 When the faculty strikes at Bart's school, PTA member Marge becomes his teacher. 2026-08-09 When Chris' Mexican girlfriend, Isabella, gets deported, he steps up to take care of her twin babies, only to find she can't return to the U.S. 2026-08-09 Peter's past participation as a sperm donor catches up to him when his children start showing up at his house. 2026-08-09 Peter embarks on a campaign to win an Emmy for Family Guy by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows. 2026-08-09 Peter befriends the coolest guy ever and dumps Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland. 2026-08-09 The Griffins get a nanny for the kids; Peter and Lois get an opportunity to reconnect. 2026-08-09 After Chris gets a special $1 bill for his birthday and quickly loses it, the dollar gets passed from character to character throughout Quahog. 2026-08-09 In a special anthology-style episode, Peter gets fired from the brewery in the signature styles of three famous Hollywood film directors. 2026-08-09 The Griffins force Brian to move out after he posts an offensive tweet that goes viral. 2026-08-09 Vladimir Putin visits Quahog after Peter writes to him about discovering an alternate ending in the Russian version of one of his favorite films; Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline center and attempts a romance with a co-worker. 2026-08-09 Meg takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father; Brian spies on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime. 2026-08-09 A selfish Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future. 2026-08-09 Brian is smitten with a female show dog and enters a show dog competition in which the winner gets to breed her; Peter and Lois go to extreme measures to try to convince Chris that Arthur Valentine doesn't exist. 2026-08-09 Hank, Kahn and their families take a vacation in Mexico but must make a run for the border when they lose their papers. 2026-08-09 Hank gets into an accident and is forced to attend a "comedy" traffic school. Guest voices: Chris Rock and John Amos. 2026-08-09 Hank tries to clear his name when his credit rating hits an all-time low. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. 2026-08-09 Hank's father visits and has a car accident; Dale and Cotton scheme to steal from a museum. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice: Toby Huss. 2026-08-09 Luanne's mother gets out of jail, stays with the Hills and begins dating Bill. Guest voice of David Herman. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. 2026-08-09 The man Hank hires as an assistant turns out to be a recovering drug addict. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. 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Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-08-09 Bobby's choice of profession when he enters the school's job-shadow program shocks Hank and Peggy. 2026-08-09 When Kahn buys the local car wash and runs it into the ground, Strickland becomes his business partner and gets Hank to join the car wash team. 2026-08-09 Hank tries to save the day when the Teutuls cause a riot at the Propane Expo. 2026-08-09 When the Rev. Stroup gives the Smith family the Hills' pew at the Arlen First Methodist Church, Hank and the family begin church-hopping. 2026-08-09 When Strickland finds himself banned from his favorite strip club, he refocuses on making Strickland Propane a fun place to work. 2026-08-09 Bobby meets a young freeloader when he gets a job to pay for a pair of trendy jeans and realizes there could be an easier way to get the pants. 2026-08-09 The Hills get some liberal neighbors; Hank and Bobby try to put the neighborhood bully in his place. 2026-08-09 Peggy tutors Lucky for the GED; Lucky has big ideas about Luanne, who makes a major announcement. 2026-08-09 Peggy befriends Carolyn, who views her as the epitome of womanhood. 2026-08-09 Hank turns to Animal Control for help when Bobby's pet snake slithers down the toilet. 2026-08-09 Bill becomes despondent because he does not have children; Bill teaches Bobby his secret barbecue sauce recipe. 2026-08-09 Luanne accepts an invitation to attend Arlen High School's senior prom after Lucky (Tom Petty) ditches her. 2026-08-09 Bart meets a girl named Sophie who claims to be Krusty's illegitimate daughter; Krusty later loses Sophie's violin in a poker game. 2026-08-09 Marge writes a novel, "The Harpooned Heart," using Homer and Ned as inspiration for her characters; Homer gets the book-on-tape version read by Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. 2026-08-09 Lisa helps Moe become a published poet, but when a literary conference features him, he takes all the credit for his success. 2026-08-09 Marge forces Bart to attend Nelson's birthday party after he persuades his friends not to go, and they become best friends. 2026-08-09 A creative new friend named Juliet (guest voice Emily Blunt) helps Lisa create a fantasy world. 2026-08-09 Homer creates a team, including author Neil Gaiman, to write the next hit "tween" book; after receiving an advance copy of the work from his publisher, Homer learns there's more to the business than he imagined. 2026-08-09 The Simpsons host a party to promote Krusty's own brand of liquor; impressed with the party's success, Mr. Burns decides to promote Homer; Bart takes an interest in reading classic novels. 2026-08-09 In an attempt to bring the family together, Marge forces everyone to give up electronics for the day and take a trip to a book store. 2026-08-09 After forgetting Bob's birthday, Linda and the kids attempt to plan a last-minute surprise party; Linda asks Hugo if Bob can go with him while he's doing restaurant health inspections. 2026-08-10