FXX HD (Pacific) Bart is accused of shoplifting and panics when Marge plans a family portrait at the same store. 2026-08-14 Mr. Burns forces his way onto Homer's newly formed bowling league; Bart's T-shirt incites a riot at school. 2026-08-14 Homer is envious when former President George H.W. Bush moves next door and takes the neighborhood by storm. 2026-08-14 Marge joins Springfield's social elite and becomes obsessed with maintaining her new status. 2026-08-14 Krusty the Clown loses everything after being audited by the IRS, then dies in a plane crash. 2026-08-14 As Springfield prepares for its bicentennial celebration, Lisa uncovers the truth about the city's founder. 2026-08-14 On a Belcher family trip to the mall, Tina is mistaken for a sleeping boy's girlfriend; Gene and Louise are turned loose on motorized animals; Linda disrupts a book reading; Bob struggles to shop for acceptable pants. 2026-08-14 Bob and Louise host an exclusive screening of a Hawk & Chick movie at the restaurant, until the actor who plays Hawk throws a wrench into the works. 2026-08-14 Bob and Linda challenge themselves and attend a loft party on a stormy night; the kids challenge their babysitter and face the storm in an ice cream truck. 2026-08-15 Bob is determined to do whatever it takes to cook a rare heritage turkey after the gas goes out on Thanksgiving. 2026-08-15 Gene auditions for a small role in a local theater production, but things backfire when he discovers that Linda actually bargained with the director to get Gene the part. 2026-08-15 Linda works a temp job at the post office to make extra money for the holidays; Bob and Tina get trapped at home with Linda's fussy family; Gene and Louise scramble to find the perfect gift for Tina. 2026-08-15 Stewie builds a machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but it transforms him into what he should have always been, an actual baby. 2026-08-15 Peter's nonstop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home; Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store. 2026-08-15 Peter discovers a new love for rocking out to the hits of Van Halen, but his head-banging causes a car accident, and he ends up in a coma. 2026-08-15 When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere; the Griffins experience a life without Meg. 2026-08-15 Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible. 2026-08-15 Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school, and Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot. 2026-08-15 Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear word; when Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it. 2026-08-15 Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris; unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action. 2026-08-15 Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident; Chris and Stewie try to nurse one of the injured rodents back to health; a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine and restoring him to his true height. 2026-08-15 Peter and Lois accidentally set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself. 2026-08-15 After a devastating spaceship crash, the Professor attempts to resuscitate the crew with his birth machine. 2026-08-15 Leela and Zapp Brannigan find themselves stranded on an Eden-like planet. 2026-08-15 Fry gets carried away with social media and posts an embarrassing video of Leela online. 2026-08-15 Bender leads a campaign to legalize robosexual marriage between humans and robots. 2026-08-15 Hank, Peggy and Luanne teach Bobby a lesson when he replaces Luanne's birth control pills with candy. 2026-08-15 Magic's biggest secrets are safe with Peggy when she volunteers to be part of a magician's act. 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Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-08-15 Paid programming. 2026-08-15 Cotton decides to give the car to Cousin Dusty of ZZ Top, who arrives at Hank's house with a camera crew to film the moment for his new reality show. 2026-08-15 When she loses her job, Peggy finds work at Arlen's largest real estate office. 2026-08-15 Homer fills in for vacationing Smithers, forcing Mr. Burns to become independent. 2026-08-15 Deprived of cartoon violence, Bart and Lisa crusade to bring Itchy and Scratchy back to television. 2026-08-15 Selma thinks something is strange with Troy McClure's marriage proposal. 2026-08-15 Bart and his friends take a spring break road trip in a rental car, while Lisa stays home and bonds with Homer. 2026-08-15 Homer mistakenly locks Maggie in a newspaper box; Apu shuts down the Kwik-E-Mart to romp at a wild party. 2026-08-15 Bart doubts his grandfather's old war stories until Mr. Burns tries to kill him. 2026-08-15 Apu turns to Fat Tony for help when he faces deportation. 2026-08-15 Homer takes Bart and Lisa to a rock concert featuring Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, Cypress Hill and Peter Frampton. 2026-08-15 The Simpsons rent a beach house for their first vacation ever; Lisa reinvents herself. 2026-08-15 In a bid for world domination, space aliens invade the bodies of President Clinton and Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole. 2026-08-15 Homer accepts a new job and moves the family to Cypress Creek, where the perfect setting soon turns sour. 2026-08-15 Homer turns to a career in pro boxing when he discovers he has a genetic condition that protects his brain from injury. 2026-08-15 When Mr. Burns' long-lost illegitimate son, Larry, turns up, Mr. Burns rejects him because he thinks he's an idiot; Larry concocts a money-making scam with Homer. 2026-08-15 To pay for damaging their property, Bart agrees to do chores at a neighbor's house. 2026-08-15 Homer contemplates a divorce when Milhouse's parents split up. 2026-08-15 School bully Nelson Muntz becomes the object of Lisa's first crush; Homer discovers electronic panhandling. 2026-08-15 A hurricane hitting Springfield spares the Simpsons but destroys Ned's home. 2026-08-15 Exotic hot peppers from Springfield's annual chili cook-off cause Homer to envision a hallucinatory coyote. 2026-08-15 FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully visit Springfield to investigate Homer's alien encounter. 2026-08-16