FXX HD (Pacific) Bob and Linda challenge themselves and attend a loft party on a stormy night; the kids challenge their babysitter and face the storm in an ice cream truck. 2026-08-15 Bob is determined to do whatever it takes to cook a rare heritage turkey after the gas goes out on Thanksgiving. 2026-08-15 Gene auditions for a small role in a local theater production, but things backfire when he discovers that Linda actually bargained with the director to get Gene the part. 2026-08-15 Linda works a temp job at the post office to make extra money for the holidays; Bob and Tina get trapped at home with Linda's fussy family; Gene and Louise scramble to find the perfect gift for Tina. 2026-08-15 Stewie builds a machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but it transforms him into what he should have always been, an actual baby. 2026-08-15 Peter's nonstop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home; Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store. 2026-08-15 Peter discovers a new love for rocking out to the hits of Van Halen, but his head-banging causes a car accident, and he ends up in a coma. 2026-08-15 When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere; the Griffins experience a life without Meg. 2026-08-15 Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible. 2026-08-15 Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school, and Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot. 2026-08-15 Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear word; when Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it. 2026-08-15 Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris; unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action. 2026-08-15 Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident; Chris and Stewie try to nurse one of the injured rodents back to health; a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine and restoring him to his true height. 2026-08-15 Peter and Lois accidentally set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself. 2026-08-15 After a devastating spaceship crash, the Professor attempts to resuscitate the crew with his birth machine. 2026-08-15 Leela and Zapp Brannigan find themselves stranded on an Eden-like planet. 2026-08-15 Fry gets carried away with social media and posts an embarrassing video of Leela online. 2026-08-15 Bender leads a campaign to legalize robosexual marriage between humans and robots. 2026-08-15 Hank, Peggy and Luanne teach Bobby a lesson when he replaces Luanne's birth control pills with candy. 2026-08-15 Magic's biggest secrets are safe with Peggy when she volunteers to be part of a magician's act. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. 2026-08-15 A lusty dolphin tries to mate with Hank in a send-up of "When Animals Attack." Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. 2026-08-15 Hank chaperons his elderly mother and her friends in a town filled with riotous students on spring break. 2026-08-15 Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen. 2026-08-15 See how one company is changing people's lives by helping them put their tax problems to rest. 2026-08-15 Paid programming. 2026-08-15 Transform your bath affordably in just one day! 2026-08-15 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-08-15 Paid programming. 2026-08-15 Cotton decides to give the car to Cousin Dusty of ZZ Top, who arrives at Hank's house with a camera crew to film the moment for his new reality show. 2026-08-15 When she loses her job, Peggy finds work at Arlen's largest real estate office. 2026-08-15 Homer fills in for vacationing Smithers, forcing Mr. Burns to become independent. 2026-08-15 Deprived of cartoon violence, Bart and Lisa crusade to bring Itchy and Scratchy back to television. 2026-08-15 Selma thinks something is strange with Troy McClure's marriage proposal. 2026-08-15 Bart and his friends take a spring break road trip in a rental car, while Lisa stays home and bonds with Homer. 2026-08-15 Homer mistakenly locks Maggie in a newspaper box; Apu shuts down the Kwik-E-Mart to romp at a wild party. 2026-08-15 Bart doubts his grandfather's old war stories until Mr. Burns tries to kill him. 2026-08-15 Apu turns to Fat Tony for help when he faces deportation. 2026-08-15 Homer takes Bart and Lisa to a rock concert featuring Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, Cypress Hill and Peter Frampton. 2026-08-15 The Simpsons rent a beach house for their first vacation ever; Lisa reinvents herself. 2026-08-15 In a bid for world domination, space aliens invade the bodies of President Clinton and Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole. 2026-08-15 Homer accepts a new job and moves the family to Cypress Creek, where the perfect setting soon turns sour. 2026-08-15 Homer turns to a career in pro boxing when he discovers he has a genetic condition that protects his brain from injury. 2026-08-15 When Mr. Burns' long-lost illegitimate son, Larry, turns up, Mr. Burns rejects him because he thinks he's an idiot; Larry concocts a money-making scam with Homer. 2026-08-15 To pay for damaging their property, Bart agrees to do chores at a neighbor's house. 2026-08-15 Homer contemplates a divorce when Milhouse's parents split up. 2026-08-15 School bully Nelson Muntz becomes the object of Lisa's first crush; Homer discovers electronic panhandling. 2026-08-15 A hurricane hitting Springfield spares the Simpsons but destroys Ned's home. 2026-08-15 Exotic hot peppers from Springfield's annual chili cook-off cause Homer to envision a hallucinatory coyote. 2026-08-15 FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully visit Springfield to investigate Homer's alien encounter. 2026-08-16 Marge needs help promoting her pretzel franchise, so Homer turns to the mob. 2026-08-16 Avalanches trap Homer and Mr. Burns in a cabin at a teamwork retreat. 2026-08-16 Stressed out Marge hires a nanny in an episode spoofing "Mary Poppins.". 2026-08-16 When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster. 2026-08-16 Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident; Peter's arms are torn off, and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back. 2026-08-16 Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next mayor of Quahog should be; upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West's cousin, Wild Wild West. 2026-08-16 Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans; the town becomes divided on whether to remove the statue that commemorates him. 2026-08-16 When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins try to save Christmas on their own. 2026-08-16 When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse; he finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, the Giant Chicken, is admitted; Brian has an identity crisis. 2026-08-16 Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend; Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joyride in Joe's new classic Corvette. 2026-08-16 After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business; Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery but ends up taking it too far. 2026-08-16 Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli; when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life. 2026-08-16 Stewie gets a mail order bride and experiences domestic life; Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets. 2026-08-16 After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win the best customer at her favorite coffee shop. 2026-08-16 Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins; he discovers his original family is rich, and he struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did. 2026-08-16 Bobby becomes a deli food aficionado and develops gout; the modern art expo features an X-ray of Hank's colon. 2026-08-16 Hank makes a movie in an attempt to lure the Dallas Cowboys' training camp to Arlen, Texas. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. 2026-08-16 The guys steal Dale's new lawnmower, sending him over the edge and up a clock tower. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. 2026-08-16 When the congregation welcomes its new female minister with a potluck dinner, Bobby accidentally incinerates the church. 2026-08-16 A letter from an alleged former student now on death-row inspires Peggy to pay him a visit, unaware he has illegal ulterior motives. 2026-08-16 The town becomes angel-crazy after Luanne thinks she sees Buckley's spirit bouncing on Khan's trampoline. 2026-08-16 Paid programming. 2026-08-16 Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen. 2026-08-16 Paid programming. 2026-08-16 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-08-16 Transform your bath affordably in just one day! 2026-08-16 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-08-16 When Bill survives the roof caving in over his bed, he immerses himself in church activities. 2026-08-16 Hank cannot stop playing a video game about propane; Bobby trains for the presidential fitness test. 2026-08-16 When Peggy befriends a couple in order to sell real estate, they scam her into becoming a Cozy Kitchen representative; a visit from Rusty surprises Dale. 2026-08-16 When unresolved feelings for Redcorn turn into stress for Nancy, her hair falls out; Nancy's mother learns a secret about hereditary hair loss. 2026-08-16 Bill tries to get in shape for a physical at work; Hank tries to knock some sense into everyone as the family prepares for Luanne and Lucky's lavish wedding. 2026-08-16 Bill tries to get in shape for a physical at work; Hank tries to knock some sense into everyone as the family prepares for Luanne and Lucky's lavish wedding. 2026-08-16 At a college football game, Bobby ventures into a VIP suite belonging to a retired Nebraska quarterback; in the suite, Hank pretends to be the quarterback and calls a play. 2026-08-16 Bobby raises a protest over a soda machine at school to impress a girl. 2026-08-16 Bobby is asked to be a cheerleader for the school's annual powder-puff football game; Peggy volunteers with the PTA. 2026-08-16 When Hank takes Bobby, Joseph and Connie to a water park, a group of surfer bullies approaches them; Bill becomes known throughout Arlen as the "Heat-Waver.". 2026-08-16 Cotton volunteers to baby-sit Bobby so Hank and Peggy can go to an upscale restaurant, but he lands in a deathly situation when he visits the restaurant. 2026-08-16 After buying unsavory steaks, Hank visits the town co-op in search of better meat; when a corporation buys the co-op, Hank and Appleseed start a mini co-op farm. 2026-08-16 Homer bets that Bart will beat Flanders' son in a miniature-golf tournament. 2026-08-16 Mr. Burns recruits major-leaguers for a company softball game. 2026-08-16 Lisa and Bart are put in direct competition when Lisa joins a hockey team to avoid failing gym. 2026-08-16 Homer builds a tennis court in the backyard, but Homer becomes jealous of Bart's tennis skills and swears revenge at the Krusty Klassic. 2026-08-16 Lisa starts coaching Bart's Little League team; Marge and Bart spend the day at an amusement park, where former MLB manager Mike Scioscia gives Bart advice. 2026-08-16 When Lisa praises Homer's integrity, he is asked to be a World Cup referee; a slick gangster tests Homer's honesty. 2026-08-16 Homer gets roped into coaching the kids' lacrosse team with Milhouse's dad. 2026-08-16 Working for the school's paper, Lisa covers Bart's success when he becomes a star basketball player at Springfield Elementary; things go awry when Bart gets involved with the Mafia. 2026-08-16 Gene gets kicked out of the Ocean Avenue Hifi Emporium, but Louise takes matters into her own hands to defend Gene's honor. 2026-08-17