IFC HD The new owner of the Cleveland Indians, former showgirl Rachel Phelps (Margaret Whitton), has a sweetheart deal to move the team to Miami. But to break the lease with the city of Cleveland, ticket sales have to plummet. So Phelps hires the most incompetent players available, including near-blind pitcher Rick Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) and injury-prone catcher Jake Taylor (Tom Berenger). But her villai 2026-08-16 The Cleveland Indians, an endearing assortment of oddballs who improbably won the division championship last season, have since lost their edge due to personal pursuits and the excesses of fame. Rick Wild Thing Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) does lucrative endorsements, but his killer fastball is gone, while once-aggressive slugger Pedro Cerrano (Dennis Haysbert) has become a laid-back Buddhist. But, as t 2026-08-16 In this spoof of "Top Gun," former U.S. Navy pilot Topper Harley (Charlie Sheen) is haunted by an accident in which his father lost control of a fighter jet. When Lt. Cmdr. James Block (Kevin Dunn) asks Topper to come out of retirement and help him complete a classified mission, Topper returns to active duty against the advice of his psychiatrist (Valeria Golino) and soon discovers that he may be 2026-08-16 The romantic ups and downs of accountant Mollie Jensen (Kirstie Alley) are viewed cynically by a most unusual bystander -- her talking newborn, Mikey (Bruce Willis). She becomes pregnant through an affair with a married man, Albert (George Segal), and then counts on the friendship of taxi driver James (John Travolta) once she discovers Albert is a lying cad. Although Mikey likes James, and James c 2026-08-16 The boys unwittingly enlist in the Army. 2026-08-16 Sare's chaotic wedding day leads to shocking revelations, and Suze steps up to support her sister. 2026-08-16 A Christmas Eve blizzard strands the staff in the courtroom with a group of defendants. With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette. 2026-08-16 Dan (John Larroquette) is handcuffed to a time bomb; Bull's blind girlfriend (Elayne Boosler) tries to heat up their relationship. 2026-08-16 Christine must tell her father, who moved in with her, that he has overstayed his welcome. 2026-08-16 Harry tries to keep his stepfather (John Astin) and another man out of a mental hospital. Mel Tormé guest stars. 2026-08-16 Christine invites a stranger to her party, not realizing he's wanted by the mob. 2026-08-16 Panic grips the courtroom as the gang races to clear 207 cases in one session, so a millionaire will donate money to save an orphanage and so Dan can win an office pool for the most convictions. 2026-08-16 Harry and Dan, along with their passionate women, are caught in an embarrassing situation in Harry's chambers. 2026-08-16 The Cleveland Indians, an endearing assortment of oddballs who improbably won the division championship last season, have since lost their edge due to personal pursuits and the excesses of fame. Rick Wild Thing Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) does lucrative endorsements, but his killer fastball is gone, while once-aggressive slugger Pedro Cerrano (Dennis Haysbert) has become a laid-back Buddhist. But, as t 2026-08-16 The new owner of the Cleveland Indians, former showgirl Rachel Phelps (Margaret Whitton), has a sweetheart deal to move the team to Miami. But to break the lease with the city of Cleveland, ticket sales have to plummet. So Phelps hires the most incompetent players available, including near-blind pitcher Rick Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) and injury-prone catcher Jake Taylor (Tom Berenger). But her villai 2026-08-16 In this spoof of "Top Gun," former U.S. Navy pilot Topper Harley (Charlie Sheen) is haunted by an accident in which his father lost control of a fighter jet. When Lt. Cmdr. James Block (Kevin Dunn) asks Topper to come out of retirement and help him complete a classified mission, Topper returns to active duty against the advice of his psychiatrist (Valeria Golino) and soon discovers that he may be 2026-08-16 The romantic ups and downs of accountant Mollie Jensen (Kirstie Alley) are viewed cynically by a most unusual bystander -- her talking newborn, Mikey (Bruce Willis). She becomes pregnant through an affair with a married man, Albert (George Segal), and then counts on the friendship of taxi driver James (John Travolta) once she discovers Albert is a lying cad. Although Mikey likes James, and James c 2026-08-16 Trying to be funny, Ray makes a remark to a friend of his children, but he discovers that it upset his family. 2026-08-16 Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen. 2026-08-16 Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much. 2026-08-17 Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra. 2026-08-17 Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family. 2026-08-17 A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond. 2026-08-17 Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation. 2026-08-17 Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter. 2026-08-17 Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud. 2026-08-17 Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks. 2026-08-17 Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after a waitress at Nemo's catches his eye. 2026-08-17 Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and decides he would like his own newspaper column. 2026-08-17 After having a fight with Frank, Marie moves in with Ray, Debra and the kids. 2026-08-17 Ray begs his parents to be nice when his well-to-do in-laws come to town for a visit. 2026-08-17 Frank decides to teach his son a lesson by winning all Ray's money at the poker table. 2026-08-17 Debra decides to make fish, turning upside down Thanksgiving traditions; the relatives watch something besides football. 2026-08-17 Ray spends all his free time coaching his basketball team but then realizes he's missing out on time with his family. 2026-08-17 Ray is upset when he discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years earlier is a fake, so he decides to tell Ally the truth about Santa. 2026-08-17 Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick. 2026-08-17 Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness. 2026-08-17 Hayden recalls the discomfiting story of how baby Tim got his name. 2026-08-17 Luther becomes obsessed with a psychic's predictions of his future. 2026-08-17 When Hayden takes Tim to a "mommy and me" class, he meets a mother who makes him feel insecure about the baby's development. 2026-08-17 Doris makes Luther general manager, allowing Hayden to hire Dick Butkus as a replacement for Luther. 2026-08-17 Hayden and Christine are forced to cooperate with government agents when it's revealed their neighbors are crooks. 2026-08-17 Doris offers Hayden a $17 million package to stay with the Breakers for 10 years; Hayden and Christine sneak off to the cabin to consider his future. 2026-08-17 After getting over the shock of finding three men living under their cabin, Hayden and Christine recall memories of the last nine years. 2026-08-17 Hayden and Christine come to a decision that will change their lives forever. 2026-08-17 After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day. 2026-08-17 Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck. 2026-08-17 Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry. 2026-08-17 Fred's fiancée brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home. 2026-08-17 When Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him. 2026-08-17 Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money. 2026-08-17 A burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off. 2026-08-17 Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard. 2026-08-17 Mr. Roper is suspected of seeing another woman. 2026-08-17 Jack's uncle pays the rent with a bad check. 2026-08-17 Janet runs into her high-school sweetheart. 2026-08-17 The Ropers invite Jack and the girls to their Christmas party. 2026-08-17 Chrissy thinks Mrs. Roper's gift is for her. 2026-08-17 Jack and Chrissy agree to take over Janet's babysitting job for a night; to their dismay, they face a crying baby, no TV and a locked liquor cabinet. 2026-08-17 Janet asks Chrissy to help her entertain a business prospect but gets jealous when the young, handsome prospect takes a liking to Chrissy. 2026-08-17 Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie. 2026-08-17 Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the "make-out mobile.". 2026-08-17 Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake. 2026-08-17 When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not. 2026-08-17 When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family. 2026-08-17 Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child. 2026-08-17 When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop. 2026-08-17 Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family. 2026-08-18