CMT HD The new owner of the Cleveland Indians, former showgirl Rachel Phelps (Margaret Whitton), has a sweetheart deal to move the team to Miami. But to break the lease with the city of Cleveland, ticket sales have to plummet. So Phelps hires the most incompetent players available, including near-blind pitcher Rick Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) and injury-prone catcher Jake Taylor (Tom Berenger). But her villai 2026-05-04 Naomi seeks advice on sex from Dr. Joyce Brothers. 2026-05-04 Iola wants to freeze-dry her recently deceased cat. 2026-05-04 A steamy love letter falls into the wrong hands at the Harper house. 2026-05-04 A Thanksgiving tornado traps the clan in the cellar. 2026-05-04 Iola believes Bubba is the prime suspect after her pearl necklace disappears. 2026-05-04 Bubba may ruin Mama's chance of becoming president of a church club. 2026-05-04 Naomi causes problems at home when she decides to become a flight attendant. 2026-05-04 Mama's not in the merriest of moods when she's forced to play Santa at the mall. 2026-05-04 Iola's blind date sets his sights on Mama. 2026-05-04 Mama joins a group that opposes pornography. 2026-05-04 Bubba and Mama apply for the same job at a local fast-food stand. 2026-05-04 Vint is certain he was adopted when he discovers some disturbing information on his birth certificate. 2026-05-04 Mama participates in a "Grandma USA" pageant. 2026-05-04 Bubba enlists in the Army to impress his girlfriend. 2026-05-04 Music videos. 2026-05-04 Music videos. 2026-05-04 Music videos. 2026-05-04 Dan and Roseanne realise their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old friend, which leaves them feeling old and boring. 2026-05-04 Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation. 2026-05-04 Roseanne, determined to fit into a pair of old jeans, ropes Dan into another dieting attempt; the pair ramps up their exercise regime but quickly start sneaking snacks. 2026-05-04 Jackie and her new romance seem to be getting serious; Roseanne interferes by trying to explain to Jackie how to behave in the new relationship. 2026-05-04 Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance. 2026-05-04 After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, Mrs. Wellman, a thing or two. 2026-05-04 When Van fails a history test due to the pressure of being a star football player, Reba steps in to tutor him. 2026-05-04 Reba's best friend returns to Houston and uncovers a photograph that hints at infidelity early in Reba and Brock's marriage. 2026-05-04 Reba celebrates her divorce with lunch and finds her credit card is declined; Reba is angered to find out Brock let Barbra Jean run up the shared credit card for her wedding. 2026-05-04 Reba's parents visit and surprise everyone when they accept Barbra Jean into the family. 2026-05-04 Arthur is left to fend for himself when Doug and Carrie go on her company retreat with a group of boring lawyers. 2026-05-04 Doug's Halloween decorations put Arthur in the hospital; Deacon doesn't like Kirby's choice of a Halloween costume. 2026-05-04 Doug runs into a business acquaintance while bringing Arthur to the hospital for heart surgery; Carrie discovers an old college acceptance letter. 2026-05-04 Doug and his friends become victims of reality TV when Doug sets up a camera in the basement to keep an eye on Arthur. 2026-05-04 Doug and Carrie experience a flashback to their wedding day after finding a piece of wedding cake in their freezer. 2026-05-04 Doug tries to prove he would protect Carrie in a life-or-death situation after he makes a dumb move while on a rough plane ride. 2026-05-04 Iola, Bubba and Mama fantasize about marriage after attending a wedding. Guest star: Joseph Campanella. 2026-05-04 Uncle Oscar's talking parrot tells the family of a hidden treasure. 2026-05-04 Mama leads a senior-citizens' tap-dancing troupe. 2026-05-04 Mama appears on the "Jeopardy!" game show and wins a trip to Hawaii. 2026-05-04 Surprises and romance await the Harpers in Hawaii. 2026-05-04 Mama, vacationing in Hawaii, plans to avoid the man she saved from drowning. 2026-05-04 When Brock spends a night in Jake's treehouse, Reba finds herself babysitting her ex-husband's newborn. 2026-05-05 Cheyenne goes into labor shortly before her high-school graduation ceremony; Reba sings a lullaby to her new granddaughter in the hospital. 2026-05-05 Reba's children carouse at Brock and Barbra Jean's place; Cheyenne and Van commiserate with each other about the baby. 2026-05-05 Just when Reba thinks things are getting back to normal, the Montgomery family is forced to move back in. 2026-05-05 Cheyenne and Van apply for food stamps; against her better judgement, Reba accepts working at her ex-husband's office. 2026-05-05 Reba accepts a job reporting to Barbra Jean in Brock's dental office; Cheyenne goes to college; Van stays home to watch Elizabeth. 2026-05-05 A young man claims to be the illegitimate son of Blanche's late husband. 2026-05-05 Rose must test for AIDS following the revelation that she may have received a tainted transfusion. 2026-05-05 Rose's childhood love reappears and vies with Miles for her attention. 2026-05-05 Blanche's love life is the basis for her sister's romantic novel. 2026-05-05 Dorothy sees an old flame; Blanche and Sophia fall prey to con artists. 2026-05-05 Blanche supplies a date for wedding-bound Dorothy; Sophia puts a curse on the newlyweds. 2026-05-05 Dorothy's gambling addiction worries Sophia; Blanche dates a co-worker. 2026-05-05 An FBI agent investigates the girls ahead of a possible visit from President Bush, which leads them to reminisce about their experiences together. 2026-05-05 Music videos. 2026-05-05 Music videos. 2026-05-05 Music videos. 2026-05-05 Music videos. 2026-05-05 Music videos. 2026-05-05 Music videos. 2026-05-05 Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline. 2026-05-05 Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene. 2026-05-05 Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work. 2026-05-05 The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test. 2026-05-05 Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold). 2026-05-05 Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control. 2026-05-05 Reba returns to work but is fired when advice to a teen couple is misinterpreted as endorsing premarital sex. 2026-05-05 Brock asks Reba to help plan his father's funeral after he dies on a golf course and Barbra Jean wants the funeral a grand event and play the bereaved woman. 2026-05-05 Since the divorce is final, a friend hooks up Reba with her old college boyfriend. 2026-05-05 Reba tries to persuade Brock's doubting bride to continue with the wedding while dealing with Kyra not wanting to attend the ceremony. 2026-05-05 Carrie asks Doug to be a witness at her boss's trial, but then fears he won't be professional in the courtroom. 2026-05-05 The holidays and Doug's parents descend on the household as Doug and Carrie attempt to conceive a baby. 2026-05-05 Spence's new girlfriend Becky, a trainee chef, leads Doug into temptation with her culinary delights, to the annoyance of Carrie. 2026-05-05 Doug spoils Carrie's plans for a romantic weekend when he organizes an outing to Atlantic City; his boss ends up joining them. 2026-05-05 Doug becomes addicted to the night life after he agrees to go club hopping with Deacon to help snap him out of his depression. 2026-05-05 Doug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans after having promised his cousins they would never travel there without them. 2026-05-05 Mama comes to the rescue when Bubba's prom date cancels at the last minute. 2026-05-05 Mama opens her house to boarders with hopes of raising money for a new stove. 2026-05-05 When Naomi is stricken with amnesia, Mama hopes to turn her into the perfect housewife. 2026-05-05 Mama and Bubba almost miss high-school graduation. 2026-05-05 Iola and Mama run for the presidency of the ladies' church group. 2026-05-05 Mama sets out to discourage Naomi and Vint from having a baby. 2026-05-05 Reba tries to refrain from making fun of Barbra Jean during Jake's birthday party, but her plan backfires. 2026-05-06