CMT HD The new owner of the Cleveland Indians, former showgirl Rachel Phelps (Margaret Whitton), has a sweetheart deal to move the team to Miami. But to break the lease with the city of Cleveland, ticket sales have to plummet. So Phelps hires the most incompetent players available, including near-blind pitcher Rick Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) and injury-prone catcher Jake Taylor (Tom Berenger). But her villai 2026-05-17 Blanche dates a young aerobics instructor; Rose's mother, Alma Lindstrom, teaches her an important lesson. 2026-05-17 The women bring their separate views of death into focus after Sophia suffers the symptoms of a heart attack. 2026-05-17 Dorothy's ex-husband comes to town and spends the night with her. 2026-05-17 Sophia decides to live in California with Dorothy's sister Gloria. 2026-05-17 Rose tries to conceal the fact that she is dating Dr. Jonathan Newman, a little person. 2026-05-17 Dorothy's becomes involved with a married coworker; her housemates disapprove. 2026-05-17 Rose makes a mistake when she allows her boyfriend to spend the night with her. 2026-05-17 Rose explains to her daughter why she has so little money to leave in her will. 2026-05-17 Even man-hungry Blanche finds it difficult to tolerate her niece's promiscuous nature. 2026-05-17 Dorothy needs surgery after injuring herself during tap dancing lessons. 2026-05-17 Blanche falls for a handsome and successful businessman but is unsure whether she wants to take on the responsibility of his young children. 2026-05-17 Blanche's professor tells her that she can pass her course easily, in return for unsavory favors. 2026-05-17 Blanche, Dorothy and Rose vie for a charity award while fighting the flu. 2026-05-17 Rose must look for work after she loses her grief-counseling job. 2026-05-17 The roommates welcome Rose's recently blinded sister, whose independent manner is deceptive. 2026-05-17 Blanche panics when her father reveals his outlandish plans for the future. 2026-05-17 Dorothy, Rose and Blanche reminisce about how they all came to live together. 2026-05-17 Blanche fears she may be pregnant, but is actually going through menopause. 2026-05-17 The girls move into a Miami Beach hotel; they dress up to attend Burt Reynolds' movie premiere, only to be caught in a hotel raid, mistaken for prostitutes and dragged off to jail. 2026-05-17 John Gustafson (Jack Lemmon) and Max Goldman (Walter Matthau) are two curmudgeonly neighbors who have been at each other's throats for years. The rivalry of the former friends intensifies when Ariel (Ann-Margret) comes along and provides a love interest for both of them. When Max finds out that John is experiencing family troubles and financial ruin, however, he steps in to help. Their bond is fur 2026-05-17 Elderly, angling and contentious friends Max (Walter Matthau) and John (Jack Lemmon) back-burner their bickering when their kids (Kevin Pollak, Daryl Hannah) get engaged, but fishing season opens a can of romantic worms as newcomer Maria (Sophia Loren) plans to turn their beloved bait shop into a restaurant. Botched matchmaking leads to some major romantic mix-ups, until an unexpected death in the 2026-05-17 Accompanied by their children, Clark Griswold and his wife, Ellen, are driving from Illinois to a California amusement park. As Clark increasingly fixates on a beautiful woman driving a sports car, the Griswolds deal with car problems and the death of a family member. They reach Los Angeles, but, when Clark worries that the trip is being derailed again, he acts impulsively to get his family to the 2026-05-17 The new owner of the Cleveland Indians, former showgirl Rachel Phelps (Margaret Whitton), has a sweetheart deal to move the team to Miami. But to break the lease with the city of Cleveland, ticket sales have to plummet. So Phelps hires the most incompetent players available, including near-blind pitcher Rick Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) and injury-prone catcher Jake Taylor (Tom Berenger). But her villai 2026-05-17 John Gustafson (Jack Lemmon) and Max Goldman (Walter Matthau) are two curmudgeonly neighbors who have been at each other's throats for years. The rivalry of the former friends intensifies when Ariel (Ann-Margret) comes along and provides a love interest for both of them. When Max finds out that John is experiencing family troubles and financial ruin, however, he steps in to help. Their bond is fur 2026-05-17 Elderly, angling and contentious friends Max (Walter Matthau) and John (Jack Lemmon) back-burner their bickering when their kids (Kevin Pollak, Daryl Hannah) get engaged, but fishing season opens a can of romantic worms as newcomer Maria (Sophia Loren) plans to turn their beloved bait shop into a restaurant. Botched matchmaking leads to some major romantic mix-ups, until an unexpected death in the 2026-05-18 The Harpers hope to cure Mama of her addiction to home-shopping TV shows. 2026-05-18 Iola and Mama set out to prove that Vint isn't Raytown's serial burglar. 2026-05-18 Even though Naomi and Vint separate, they must continue to live with Mama. 2026-05-18 Mama has a new outlook on life when she's almost hit by lightning. 2026-05-18 Mama wants to sing at Raytown's Founder's Day. 2026-05-18 Mama develops a crush on her night-school teacher (Joseph Campanella). 2026-05-18 The Harpers baby-sit for the minister's grandson. 2026-05-18 Mama and Naomi team up for tag-team wrestling. 2026-05-18 Iola discovers her handmade gifts to family members are being sold at the Harpers' garage sale. 2026-05-18 Vint's embarrassed at work when Mama brings him his childhood lunch box. 2026-05-18 A typical Russian homemaker visits the all-American Harper family. 2026-05-18 A family war erupts when Vint and Naomi want to switch bedrooms with Bubba. 2026-05-18 When Bubba comes home tipsy, Mama is reminded of a drunken incident involving Eunice. 2026-05-18 Music videos. 2026-05-18 Music videos. 2026-05-18 Music videos. 2026-05-18 Dan feels like a failure after losing the bike shop; newlyweds Mark and Becky return for a visit. 2026-05-18 The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill. 2026-05-18 Roseanne's mother (Estelle Parsons) plans to move to Lanford; Jackie romances a younger man (Matt Roth). 2026-05-18 Darlene wants no part of the Sweet Sixteen birthday party that's being planned for her; Roseanne dreams of investing in a new business with Jackie. 2026-05-18 Roseanne applies for a loan to develop her new business idea; Darlene catches D.J. watching their neighbor, Molly. 2026-05-18 Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit. 2026-05-18 The entire family must deal with the fact that Kyra is leaving the home to go live with Brock and Barbara Jean. 2026-05-18 The entire family must deal with the fact that Kyra is leaving the home to go live with Brock and Barbara Jean. 2026-05-18 Reba feels closer than ever to Kyra since she moved in with Brock and Barbra Jean, especially because Kyra is driving them crazy. 2026-05-18 Competing for her father's attention, Cheyenne announces she is going to pursue a career in dentistry. 2026-05-18 Carrie discovers Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (Janeane Garofalo) has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue. 2026-05-18 Carrie catches Doug fantasizing about other women while he is under sedation at the hospital. Steffiana De La Cruz and Angelo Pagan guest star. 2026-05-18 Carrie, still unemployed, helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother, Veronica (Anne Meara). 2026-05-18 Doug's grade-school nemesis (guest star Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss. 2026-05-18 Carrie's plan to stay at a hotel while visiting Florida backfires when the hotel is overrun by spring breakers. 2026-05-18 When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter. 2026-05-18 Mama and Eunice share confidences in jail. 2026-05-18 Mama goes to work for a travel agency. 2026-05-18 Tempers flare after Sonia finds out Buzz has been given a later curfew on the night of the homecoming dance. 2026-05-18 Mama takes a weekend trip with an old beau. 2026-05-18 Mama runs out to replace Fran's dress after she accidentally burns a hole in it. 2026-05-18 Vint agrees to marry a Portuguese woman so she can get legal U.S. status. 2026-05-18 Cheyenne and the rest of the family try to cheer Van up after a knee injury ends his arena-football career; Van receives a payout from the team but begins to blow the money on gifts for the family. 2026-05-19