TV Land HD Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life. 2026-04-04 Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA. 2026-04-04 Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked. 2026-04-04 The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions. 2026-04-04 All the in-laws gather for Thanksgiving at Ray and Debra's house. 2026-04-04 Doug and Carrie have different opinions about Deacon and Kelly's separation and share them with each other. 2026-04-04 Doug's (Kevin James) parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York. 2026-04-04 Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an aboveground pool that looks directly into their property. 2026-04-04 Doug's (Kevin James) Uncle Stu (guest star Gavin MacLeod) talks him into helping his down-and-out cousin (guest star Gary Valentine) land a job at IPS. 2026-04-04 Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise. 2026-04-04 Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise. 2026-04-04 Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage. 2026-04-04 Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present. 2026-04-04 Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion. 2026-04-04 Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend. 2026-04-04 After taking sleeping pills, Christine discovers that she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out. 2026-04-04 Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother (Charles Esten). 2026-04-04 Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active. 2026-04-04 Christine nearly gets Mr. Harris fired when she sends an e-mail intended for Barb to all the parents at Ritchie's school. 2026-04-04 D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner. 2026-04-04 Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home. 2026-04-04 Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage. 2026-04-04 Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss. 2026-04-04 With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave. 2026-04-04 Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters; Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's secret, she's having an affair. 2026-04-04 Upset over their breakup, David tattles on Darlene; to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs! 2026-04-04 When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma; the situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives. 2026-04-04 Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about?; there is a flurry of activity to figure out the who and the why. 2026-04-04 It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soiree at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past. 2026-04-04 D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings; David finds that Darlene's planning to move in with her new boyfriend Jimmy. 2026-04-04 Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home. 2026-04-04 Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play. 2026-04-04 The Conner family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby they are expecting. 2026-04-04 Dan and Roseanne are awaiting the results of the pregnancy; Dan tries to soothe and comfort Roseanne, but she feels misunderstood and thinks Dan would prefer she didn't have the baby. 2026-04-04 DJ's teacher asks Dan and Roseanne to come and talk to the school; she tells the Conners that she thinks DJ has a learning disability because he refuses to solve problems at the board. 2026-04-04 Dan and Roseanne see the neighbors from the bedroom window; Mark is confused because Becky regularly meets David for coffee and finally asks Darlene for help. 2026-04-04 Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out; an apparent lack of judgment isn't Bev's only problem; in a shocking announcement, she admits that she's an alcoholic. 2026-04-04 Roseanne soon tires of the special treatment she receives after feigning sickness; Bev makes a shocking confession to Jackie. 2026-04-04 Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine. 2026-04-04 George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer. 2026-04-04 Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine . 2026-04-04 Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend. 2026-04-04 Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner. 2026-04-04 Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes. 2026-04-04 Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his "little brother"; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone. 2026-04-05 George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers. 2026-04-05 George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked. 2026-04-05 George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on "Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee.". 2026-04-05 Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre). 2026-04-05 George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete. 2026-04-05 In an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires someone (Nicole Sullivan) to take Arthur for a walk three times a week. 2026-04-05 Doug uses a two-for-one coupon to give Carrie a gift of corneal surgery which results in her temporary blindness. 2026-04-05 Doug prepares to break the record for the most consecutive deliveries without incident; Arthur asks Holly to play in Scrabble tournament. 2026-04-05 Doug and Carrie's friendship with Deacon and Kelly is tested after Doug is distracted and backs into their car. 2026-04-05 When Christine figures out Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, she goes to any length possible to make sure he doesn't screw up the job. 2026-04-05 Chrisitine tries to stay sober at her friend's wedding, but has a hard time keeping her mouth shut nonetheless. 2026-04-05 Christine, Richard, Matthew and Barb test one another's boundaries while following Ritchie to his school's camping trip in the desert. 2026-04-05 Christine realizes that a reckless evening may have jeopardized her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris. 2026-04-05 Barb gives Christine a reason to worry about consummating her relationship with Mr. Harris; Matthew has second thoughts about medical school due to the identity of his first cadaver. 2026-04-05 After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris Christine gets insecure and considers plastic surgery. 2026-04-05 Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a `meanie mom' for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay. 2026-04-05 Christine promises Mr. Harris that she will go to an important event with him, but things don't go as planned when Ritchie's soccer game runs long. 2026-04-05 Christine tries to get over her breakup with Mr. Harris; Matthew realizes his intimacy issues stem from his co-dependency on his sister. 2026-04-05 Christine lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but is a little worried when she learns more about him. 2026-04-05 Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy the house Christine had always wanted. 2026-04-05 Christine tries to convince Barb that she is cool and thinks that acting a bit more wild will prove her point. 2026-04-05 After discovering that Matthew and Barb slept together, Christine forbids them to see each other. But while the couple are wondering if they are, indeed, still a pair, they drive Christine crazy by pretending to be inseparable. 2026-04-05 When two police officers set up surveillance equipment in Blanche's house, Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia are more interested in snaring the policemen. 2026-04-05 Through a series of flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about their birthday celebrations. 2026-04-05 The women try to help a neighborhood couple, George and Renee Corliss, patch up their faltering marriage. 2026-04-05 Sophia's new friend, an elderly gentleman, has Alzheimer's disease. 2026-04-05 The housemates recall some of their absurd moneymaking schemes. 2026-04-05 The housemates could earn $100,000 if they adopt an elderly pig. 2026-04-05 Courtesy of their new housekeeper's magic potions, Blanche's social life perks up and Dorothy wins the battle against insomnia. 2026-04-05 The women confront their phobias on a flight to the Bahamas to attend a funeral. 2026-04-05 Rose, concerned about the nuclear arms race, mails letters to President Reagan and Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev. 2026-04-05 A political candidate announces that he had an affair with Blanche, a contention that she denies. 2026-04-05 Dorothy makes her ex-husband, Stanley Zbornak, jealous when she has an affair with his brother Theodore. 2026-04-05 Rose's cousin, Sven Lindstrom, arrives from Sweden and falls in love with Blanche. 2026-04-05 Dorothy hocks an expensive ring to pay off the debt she and her ex-husband owe to the Internal Revenue Service. 2026-04-05 Dorothy, Rose and Blanche seek professional help when living with one another becomes unbearable. 2026-04-05 Rose decides to move in with Buddy Rourke, one of her deceased husband's former buddies. 2026-04-05 Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that has sentimental value. 2026-04-05 Robert and Amy find that living with Marie and Frank has a definite down side. 2026-04-05 Amy's parents ask Ray to give Peter dating advice. 2026-04-05 Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house. 2026-04-05 Trying to be funny, Ray makes a remark to a friend of his children, but he discovers that it upset his family. 2026-04-05 Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen. 2026-04-05 Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much. 2026-04-05 Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra. 2026-04-05