TV Land HD Ray is upset when he discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years earlier is a fake, so he decides to tell Ally the truth about Santa. 2026-05-08 Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick. 2026-05-08 Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness. 2026-05-08 Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the "make-out mobile.". 2026-05-08 Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake. 2026-05-08 Doug encourages Carrie to make new friends, but then he feels left out when she starts spending a lot of time with their new neighbor. 2026-05-08 After Doug convinces Carrie he doesn't goof around at work, horseplay gets him into a painful and embarrassing predicament. 2026-05-08 Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to be the godparents of their new baby; Arthur is put in charge of the pretzel shop. 2026-05-08 Doug gets upset with Carrie after his big-screen TV set is stolen because she accidentally left the garage door open. 2026-05-08 Doug feels so guilty about putting down Arthur that he gives him one of his Mets tickets; Doug gets arrested trying to catch a foul ball. 2026-05-08 Doug and Carrie feel inadequate when they discover that their best friends have a very active love life. 2026-05-08 Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy. 2026-05-08 An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer. 2026-05-08 Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon. 2026-05-08 Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her. 2026-05-08 Christine and Barb go out on a casual double date with two men they met at a video store, but when one of the dates goes better than the other, jealousy arises. 2026-05-08 Christine and Richard have an awkward dinner date when they join her new boyfriend Patrick (Tim DeKay). 2026-05-08 When a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a commercial after seeing his standout performance in the school play, Christine is thrilled, but Richard refuses to allow it. 2026-05-08 When Christine's new boyfriend Patrick loses at tennis to her, his competitiveness streak begins to emerge. 2026-05-08 Actress Regina Hall talks about "One Battle After Another.". 2026-05-08 Teri Hatcher, Andrea Bowen and Emerson Tenney (podcast "Desperately Devoted") whip up a delicious meal in the kitchen. 2026-05-08 Staid county clerk Howard Sprague becomes a comic and performs on a TV amateur hour. 2026-05-08 County Clerk Howard Sprague volunteers to become the Big Brother of a high school boy. 2026-05-08 Andy is disappointed that Opie chooses someone else as his "most unforgettable character" for a school essay. 2026-05-08 Goober faces disaster when a printing error awards Floyd a large cash prize in his gas station contest. 2026-05-08 While an entertainer does a show from an improvised stage in the compound, the comedy and drama of the doctors' lives go on. 2026-05-08 The personnel of the 4077th try to make a good impression on a psychiatrist when threatened with reassignment. 2026-05-08 Daily bombing near the hospital by an inept North Korean pilot becomes the leading spectator sport at the 4077th. 2026-05-08 Unrequited love, death, danger, duty and tomfoolery make up a typical day in the 4077th. Guest starring Joan Van Ark. 2026-05-08 A fugitive and his Indian wife seek Newly's medical help for their baby then refuse to take his advice. 2026-05-08 A jailbreak reunites an outlaw family which then waits to ambush Matt and a lawman. 2026-05-08 A reformed criminal (Nehemiah Persoff) meets with his former sweetheart (Gloria DeHaven). 2026-05-08 Matt and another marshal are ordered to restore peace and order in a lawless town. 2026-05-08 A high-stakes match gives an aging, down-and-out pool player the chance to regain his self-respect. 2026-05-08 Barney disguises himself as a dummy in an attempt to solve a series of thefts in a Mayberry department store. 2026-05-08 Andy goes on vacation, leaving Barney and Gomer in charge of Mayberry. However, Andy cannot enjoy his rest as Barney and various townspeople interrupt his peace. 2026-05-08 Gomer believes that Andy has saved his life after Andy wakes him to put out a small fire at the filling station. Indebted, Gomer dedicates himself to repaying Andy in return. 2026-05-08 Aunt Bee buys a side of beef from a discount butcher shop to save money. When she gets home, she discovers that her bargain freezer does not work. 2026-05-08 Charlene Darling-Wash wants to perform a mountain ritual to divorce Dud Wash and marry Andy. When Barney discovers a way to counteract the ritual with another ritual, Andy decides to fight fire with fire. 2026-05-08 Opie and his friends become involved in a scheme selling worthless salve. Barney and Gomer disguise themselves and head to Mount Pilot to fool two salve cons into buying all their salve back. 2026-05-08 When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not. 2026-05-08 When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family. 2026-05-08 Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child. 2026-05-09 When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop. 2026-05-09 Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family. 2026-05-09 Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents. 2026-05-09 Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it. 2026-05-09 Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone to dinner; Doug gets stuck in an opening leading up to the attic. 2026-05-09 Doug gets an ego boost when an attractive waitress wants to know if he's single. 2026-05-09 Doug invites Spence to move in as part of a plan to keep Carrie's annoying friends from spending a weekend. 2026-05-09 Doug's bowling-team sponsor demands victory, meaning Doug may have to fire his team's weak link: his wife, Carrie. 2026-05-09 Carrie insists on using Doug's Christmas bonus to invest in Internet stock. 2026-05-09 Carrie helps Doug plan a bachelor party after she volunteers him to be the friendless Danny's best man. 2026-05-09 George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancée, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party. 2026-05-09 The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend. 2026-05-09 Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply. 2026-05-09 Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor. 2026-05-09 Christine decides to go home for Thanksgiving and finds she and her domineering mother share a similar secret. 2026-05-09 The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise informs them that they have broken a contractual clause and may lose the gym. 2026-05-09 When Christine and Barb cannot get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a spa. 2026-05-09 Christine reverts to junior-high behavior when she recognizes the father of Ritchie's classmate as her former tormentor. 2026-05-09 Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded. 2026-05-09 Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead. 2026-05-09 Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal. 2026-05-09 Plans for Eddie and Crystal's wedding proceed until Crystal reveals more news. 2026-05-09 Jackie has a date in her apartment; Roseanne and Becky have an argument and Roseanne's discipline drives Becky to Jackie's front door. 2026-05-09 Rosie teaches Darlene's home economics class; the students get a life lesson and learn firsthand how to provide for a family when the money is always tight. 2026-05-09 Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene gets her heart broken. 2026-05-09 When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast. 2026-05-09 Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas. 2026-05-09 Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle. 2026-05-09 Roseanne confronts her neighbors when they complain that D.J. is a bad influence on their son (Troy Davidson). 2026-05-09 Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze. 2026-05-09 Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress. 2026-05-09 Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother (Shelley Winters) to move in with them. 2026-05-09 Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend (Jay O. Sanders), until the rules change. 2026-05-09 Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control. 2026-05-09 Domestic war breaks out when Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge while they work late at the bike shop. 2026-05-09 After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life; D.J. adopts a stray dog. 2026-05-09 Roseanne is tired of being the disciplinarian; Becky and Darlene take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day. 2026-05-09 A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together. 2026-05-09 A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work. 2026-05-09 A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest. 2026-05-09 Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement. 2026-05-09 Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement. 2026-05-09 Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on "The Tonight Show"; tenants hate new shower heads. 2026-05-09 George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother. 2026-05-10