TV Land HD Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child. 2026-05-09 When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop. 2026-05-09 Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family. 2026-05-09 Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents. 2026-05-09 Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it. 2026-05-09 Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone to dinner; Doug gets stuck in an opening leading up to the attic. 2026-05-09 Doug gets an ego boost when an attractive waitress wants to know if he's single. 2026-05-09 Doug invites Spence to move in as part of a plan to keep Carrie's annoying friends from spending a weekend. 2026-05-09 Doug's bowling-team sponsor demands victory, meaning Doug may have to fire his team's weak link: his wife, Carrie. 2026-05-09 Carrie insists on using Doug's Christmas bonus to invest in Internet stock. 2026-05-09 Carrie helps Doug plan a bachelor party after she volunteers him to be the friendless Danny's best man. 2026-05-09 George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancée, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party. 2026-05-09 The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend. 2026-05-09 Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply. 2026-05-09 Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor. 2026-05-09 Christine decides to go home for Thanksgiving and finds she and her domineering mother share a similar secret. 2026-05-09 The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise informs them that they have broken a contractual clause and may lose the gym. 2026-05-09 When Christine and Barb cannot get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a spa. 2026-05-09 Christine reverts to junior-high behavior when she recognizes the father of Ritchie's classmate as her former tormentor. 2026-05-09 Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded. 2026-05-09 Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead. 2026-05-09 Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal. 2026-05-09 Plans for Eddie and Crystal's wedding proceed until Crystal reveals more news. 2026-05-09 Jackie has a date in her apartment; Roseanne and Becky have an argument and Roseanne's discipline drives Becky to Jackie's front door. 2026-05-09 Rosie teaches Darlene's home economics class; the students get a life lesson and learn firsthand how to provide for a family when the money is always tight. 2026-05-09 Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene gets her heart broken. 2026-05-09 When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast. 2026-05-09 Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas. 2026-05-09 Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle. 2026-05-09 Roseanne confronts her neighbors when they complain that D.J. is a bad influence on their son (Troy Davidson). 2026-05-09 Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze. 2026-05-09 Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress. 2026-05-09 Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother (Shelley Winters) to move in with them. 2026-05-09 Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend (Jay O. Sanders), until the rules change. 2026-05-09 Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control. 2026-05-09 Domestic war breaks out when Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge while they work late at the bike shop. 2026-05-09 After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life; D.J. adopts a stray dog. 2026-05-09 Roseanne is tired of being the disciplinarian; Becky and Darlene take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day. 2026-05-09 A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together. 2026-05-09 A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work. 2026-05-09 A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest. 2026-05-09 Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement. 2026-05-09 Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement. 2026-05-09 Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on "The Tonight Show"; tenants hate new shower heads. 2026-05-09 George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother. 2026-05-10 Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost. 2026-05-10 George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.". 2026-05-10 George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him. 2026-05-10 Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup. 2026-05-10 George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations. 2026-05-10 Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates. 2026-05-10 Arthur disrupts Carrie and Doug's lives by moving from the cold basement to the much warmer second floor. 2026-05-10 Doug (Kevin James) is distraught when he learns that Carrie (Leah Remini) has been cheating at board games. With Jerry Stiller. 2026-05-10 Carrie and Doug reminisce about how they first met, remembering that it certainly wasn't love at first sight. 2026-05-10 New Christine loses all her inhibitions at an impromptu bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas. 2026-05-10 Christine tries to prove that she can take care of herself after Matthew and Barb move out and Ritchie leaves for science camp. 2026-05-10 Christine accuses Richard of being a bad parent when Ritchie is injured at a skateboarding party, but her overprotectiveness backfires. 2026-05-10 When a scatterbrained mother at Ritchie's school calls Christine a rock, Christine is initially flattered but soon tires of the responsibility. 2026-05-10 When Richard and Christine help Lindsay and Marly through labor, the memory of Ritchie's birth rekindles romantic feelings. 2026-05-10 After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school. 2026-05-10 While helping Matthew lose weight, Christine finds herself unable to shed extra pounds she has put on, despite her know-how as a gym owner. 2026-05-10 Christine tries to convince everyone that she is comfortable with Richard's remarriage; New Christine's sister hooks up with Matthew. 2026-05-10 Christine rekindles her feelings with Papa Jeff while at Richard's wedding, and then learns some outrageous news concerning Richard. 2026-05-10 After Barb wound up in jail during Richard's and New Christine's wedding due to her immigration status, Christine and Matthew head to the Bahamas in order to try to get an illegal visa to get her out of jail. 2026-05-10 Christine and Richard must face the shocking reality of how much they have aged when they run into some old college friends. 2026-05-10 After discovering a suspicious mole, Christine panics when she cannot get into a doctor's office fast enough; Richard decides to move back in with New Christine. 2026-05-10 Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney (Corbin Bernsen) who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony. 2026-05-10 Dorothy's attractive date flirts with Blanche, sparking a rivalry between the two. 2026-05-10 Blanche's unruly teenage grandson visits, and goes out every night with a rough crowd. 2026-05-10 Sophia challenges Dorothy to prove she is spry enough to take a trip to Italy. 2026-05-10 After a burglar enters the house, Rose buys a gun to feel more safe. 2026-05-10 Blanche dates a young aerobics instructor; Rose's mother, Alma Lindstrom, teaches her an important lesson. 2026-05-10 Blanche falls for a handsome and successful businessman but is unsure whether she wants to take on the responsibility of his young children. 2026-05-10 Blanche reunites with her daughter Rebecca after a four-year estrangement; Blanche wants to defend her from an abusive boyfriend. 2026-05-10 In flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about Mother's Day celebrations. 2026-05-10 Sophia learns that the hospital may have switched Dorothy at birth with another baby. 2026-05-10 Blanche's unmarried daughter announces her desire to have a baby. 2026-05-10 Blanche's unmarried daughter announces her desire to have a baby. 2026-05-10 The girls help a pregnant teen and play host to Blanche's visiting pen pal. 2026-05-10 Blanche's pregnant daughter, Rebecca, pales at the thought of childbirth. 2026-05-10 Blanche's date still lives with his mother; Stan wants Dorothy and Sophia to attend therapy with him. 2026-05-10 In flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about Mother's Day celebrations. 2026-05-10 Ray uses an "active listening" technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents. 2026-05-10 The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out. 2026-05-10 Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier. 2026-05-10 Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf. 2026-05-10 At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray discovers that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike and broke his arm; he can't help feeling guilty. 2026-05-10 Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned. 2026-05-10 Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray. 2026-05-10 Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man. 2026-05-10