TV Land HD Blanche fails to seduce her date and is heartbroken; Dorothy goes bananas over a "Beatlemania" cast member. 2026-05-03 Dorothy dreams she is a contestant on "Jeopardy!" but the game is fixed in favor of neighbor Charlie Dietz. 2026-05-03 Dorothy and Stan are ordered by a judge to inhabit one of their substandard apartments. 2026-05-03 Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner, then her hair gets caught in a curling iron. 2026-05-03 Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party. 2026-05-03 Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early. 2026-05-03 Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech. 2026-05-03 Robert becomes defensive when Amy's parents point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit. 2026-05-03 While assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families. 2026-05-03 Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends. 2026-05-03 A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for head shots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared. 2026-05-03 Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone. 2026-05-04 Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future. 2026-05-04 One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family. 2026-05-04 Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation. 2026-05-04 Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life. 2026-05-04 George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete. 2026-05-04 Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive. 2026-05-04 A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls. 2026-05-04 Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott). 2026-05-04 Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash. 2026-05-04 Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit. 2026-05-04 Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity. 2026-05-04 George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on. 2026-05-04 Jerry is challenged to a race by a former high-school classmate; Kramer fights for his rights as a store Santa. 2026-05-04 George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder. 2026-05-04 Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases. 2026-05-04 Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases. 2026-05-04 Christine agrees to go out on a date with a children's entertainer, who specializes in reptile parties, hoping to help Ritchie get into the Reptile Club. 2026-05-04 When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to. 2026-05-04 Game show host Deborah Norville ("The Perfect Line"); chef Nicole McLaughlin shares dirt-cheap dinner options. 2026-05-04 Matthew McConaughey talks about his book "Poems & Prayers" and his movie "The Lost Bus.". 2026-05-04 Howard, a nonfisherman, antagonizes the town's sportsmen by catching the biggest fish in the lake. 2026-05-04 Opie accidentally ruins Aunt Bee's prize rose entry on the eve of the annual Mayberry Flower Show. 2026-05-04 Otis and Howard rescue Andy, who has been taken prisoner by a pair of desperate bank robbers. 2026-05-04 Inarticulate Goober grows a beard and suddenly turns into a verbose philosopher. 2026-05-04 Hawkeye turns sleuth to solve a rash of robberies in which he is the prime suspect. 2026-05-04 After a transfusion using a pint of Frank's blood, Hawkeye suspects him of having hepatitis. 2026-05-04 At Christmastime, Hawkeye writes a letter to his father describing what a doctor's life is like at the 4077th. 2026-05-04 When it's discovered that a robust nurse is lonely and sad, the other nurses declare they will hold back their favors until she gets a boyfriend. 2026-05-04 Newly and a convict disguised as a priest unite to protect a small town from outlaws. 2026-05-04 Exhausted Matt returns with a dangerous prisoner, only to find chaos and confusion in Dodge City. 2026-05-04 A vengeful gunman and his band of outlaws terrorize Dodge City during Matt's absence. 2026-05-04 Matt hopes to rehabilitate his former mentor (John Anderson), now an itinerant drunk who sweeps out stables for whiskey money. 2026-05-04 Festus encounters an old friend (Brock Peters), now a fugitive from the law. 2026-05-04 The Darling family returns to Mayberry and asks Andy for help in dealing with Ernest T. Bass, a mountain man who keeps pursuing Briscoe's married daughter Charlene. 2026-05-04 Barney and Gomer are responsible for watching over two thieves who are temporarily jailed in Mayberry. Between the two of them, the criminals manage to escape three times. 2026-05-04 Opie takes on the job of raising three baby birds after he accidentally kills the mother bird and learns important life lessons along the way. 2026-05-04 Andy, Barney, and Gomer look for a lost baseball while exploring a supposedly haunted house and experience some strange events inside. 2026-05-04 Mountain man Ernest T. Bass goes on a window-breaking ruckus around town after the army refuses to accept him in their ranks. When Andy and Barney arrest him, he explains to them that he wants a uniform to attract women. 2026-05-04 A preacher urges the residents of Mayberry to relax and enjoy the simple pleasures of life. 2026-05-04 Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA. 2026-05-04 Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked. 2026-05-04 The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions. 2026-05-05