TV Land HD Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone. 2026-05-04 Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future. 2026-05-04 One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family. 2026-05-04 Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation. 2026-05-04 Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life. 2026-05-04 George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete. 2026-05-04 Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive. 2026-05-04 A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls. 2026-05-04 Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott). 2026-05-04 Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash. 2026-05-04 Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit. 2026-05-04 Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity. 2026-05-04 George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on. 2026-05-04 Jerry is challenged to a race by a former high-school classmate; Kramer fights for his rights as a store Santa. 2026-05-04 George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder. 2026-05-04 Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases. 2026-05-04 Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases. 2026-05-04 Christine agrees to go out on a date with a children's entertainer, who specializes in reptile parties, hoping to help Ritchie get into the Reptile Club. 2026-05-04 When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to. 2026-05-04 Game show host Deborah Norville ("The Perfect Line"); chef Nicole McLaughlin shares dirt-cheap dinner options. 2026-05-04 Matthew McConaughey talks about his book "Poems & Prayers" and his movie "The Lost Bus.". 2026-05-04 Howard, a nonfisherman, antagonizes the town's sportsmen by catching the biggest fish in the lake. 2026-05-04 Opie accidentally ruins Aunt Bee's prize rose entry on the eve of the annual Mayberry Flower Show. 2026-05-04 Otis and Howard rescue Andy, who has been taken prisoner by a pair of desperate bank robbers. 2026-05-04 Inarticulate Goober grows a beard and suddenly turns into a verbose philosopher. 2026-05-04 Hawkeye turns sleuth to solve a rash of robberies in which he is the prime suspect. 2026-05-04 After a transfusion using a pint of Frank's blood, Hawkeye suspects him of having hepatitis. 2026-05-04 At Christmastime, Hawkeye writes a letter to his father describing what a doctor's life is like at the 4077th. 2026-05-04 When it's discovered that a robust nurse is lonely and sad, the other nurses declare they will hold back their favors until she gets a boyfriend. 2026-05-04 Newly and a convict disguised as a priest unite to protect a small town from outlaws. 2026-05-04 Exhausted Matt returns with a dangerous prisoner, only to find chaos and confusion in Dodge City. 2026-05-04 A vengeful gunman and his band of outlaws terrorize Dodge City during Matt's absence. 2026-05-04 Matt hopes to rehabilitate his former mentor (John Anderson), now an itinerant drunk who sweeps out stables for whiskey money. 2026-05-04 Festus encounters an old friend (Brock Peters), now a fugitive from the law. 2026-05-04 The Darling family returns to Mayberry and asks Andy for help in dealing with Ernest T. Bass, a mountain man who keeps pursuing Briscoe's married daughter Charlene. 2026-05-04 Barney and Gomer are responsible for watching over two thieves who are temporarily jailed in Mayberry. Between the two of them, the criminals manage to escape three times. 2026-05-04 Opie takes on the job of raising three baby birds after he accidentally kills the mother bird and learns important life lessons along the way. 2026-05-04 Andy, Barney, and Gomer look for a lost baseball while exploring a supposedly haunted house and experience some strange events inside. 2026-05-04 Mountain man Ernest T. Bass goes on a window-breaking ruckus around town after the army refuses to accept him in their ranks. When Andy and Barney arrest him, he explains to them that he wants a uniform to attract women. 2026-05-04 A preacher urges the residents of Mayberry to relax and enjoy the simple pleasures of life. 2026-05-04 Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA. 2026-05-04 Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked. 2026-05-04 The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions. 2026-05-05 All the in-laws gather for Thanksgiving at Ray and Debra's house. 2026-05-05 Robert and Amy find that living with Marie and Frank has a definite down side. 2026-05-05 Amy's parents ask Ray to give Peter dating advice. 2026-05-05 Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house. 2026-05-05 Trying to be funny, Ray makes a remark to a friend of his children, but he discovers that it upset his family. 2026-05-05 Doug loses his license to drive after Ray Barone (Ray Romano) cheats off his driving test. Brad Garrett and Peter Boyle also guest star. 2026-05-05 Doug, Carrie and Arthur face a chaotic trip to the grocery store on the day before Thanksgiving; Doug encounters a stranger from his past. 2026-05-05 Arthur's Christmas gift to Doug and Carrie provides a solution to the couple's car troubles that ends up being worse than the problem. 2026-05-05 Carrie fixes Spence (Patton Oswalt) up with an extremely timid girl from her office, but advice from Doug threatens a good thing. 2026-05-05 Doug learns that Carrie was once the lover of the groom at a wedding they are attending; Arthur is unhappy when he doesn't get the entree that he ordered at the reception. 2026-05-05 A barking dog means sleepless nights for Doug and Carrie; Arthur thinks that a popular comic strip is based on his life. 2026-05-05 A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice. 2026-05-05 Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets. 2026-05-05 Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances. 2026-05-05 Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him. 2026-05-05 Dorothy replaces Blanche as the center of attention for the men at Blanche's favorite nightspot. 2026-05-05 After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal. 2026-05-05 After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal. 2026-05-05 Sophia becomes a doting mother when Dorothy accepts a lucrative corporate teaching job. 2026-05-05 A Little Bit Extra with Drew and Sean Hayes. 2026-05-05 More from Valerie Bertinelli and Drew in the kitchen; A Little Bit Extra with Oliver Hudson and Taye Diggs. 2026-05-05 The town's new doctor is shunned by all the Mayberry citizens. 2026-05-05 Andy and four of his level-headed friends and relatives are taken in by a con man's get-rich-quick scheme. 2026-05-05 Andy looks forward to eating a few snacks and spending an evening alone in the house; but he finds he must eat three spaghetti dinners cooked by three thoughtful friends. 2026-05-05 Andy visits Barney at the Raleigh police department and makes a hero out of his bumbling former deputy. 2026-05-05 Radar gets a recorded "Dear John" letter, and the doctors try to come to his assistance with a new girl. 2026-05-05 Hawkeye and Trapper, with an assist from Radar, make up a fictitious captain in order to donate his salary to an orphanage. 2026-05-05 The doctors conspire to retire a gung-ho colonel whose military exploits are making the hospital busier than usual. 2026-05-05 An outlaw (Anthony Zerbe) falls in love with the widow (Salome Jens) of a man he killed in self-defense. 2026-05-05 The surviving son (Richard Dreyfuss) of a Russian emigrant seeks vengeance for the hazing death of his brother. 2026-05-05 Settlers and travelers are taken captive by renegade Indians and sold as slaves. 2026-05-05 A woman and girl are with Matt as he pursues captives en route to Mexico. 2026-05-05 Wounded Matt, also suffering from a case of amnesia, falls in love with a beautiful widow. 2026-05-05 Briscoe Darling decides to court and marry Aunt Bee after he is treated to her hospitality and home cooking. When he resorts to kidnapping, Andy rescues Aunt Bee and convinces her to make Briscoe work hard to clean up their home. 2026-05-05 Gomer moves in with Andy after he loses his job at the filling station. Before long, the Taylor house turns into another filling station as Gomer's customers line up to get their cars looked at in Andy's driveway. 2026-05-05 Barney lets it slip that a top-secret shipment of gold will make its way through Mayberry on the way to Fort Knox. Everyone in town soon knows about the gold and welcomes it with a carnival-like reception. 2026-05-05 Opie gets straight A's on his report card, much to Andy's delight. But when Opie finds out that his teacher made an error, he cannot figure out how to tell the truth without disappointing his father. 2026-05-05 Barney moves into the courthouse jail after his landlady evicts him. When he learns that she is planning to sell her home and marry someone she just met, Barney suspects that she is the victim of a con man. 2026-05-05 Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen. 2026-05-05 Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much. 2026-05-05