TV Land HD Ray offers his basement office to Robert and Amy when they want to be alone. 2026-06-16 Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date and reflect on their own first meeting and kiss. 2026-06-16 After a PTA meeting Debra makes a comment about a mother who had a breast enhancement and gets upset after seeing Ray's reaction; when Ray returns home from a trip, Debra has a "big" surprise for him. 2026-06-16 The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints. 2026-06-16 After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work. 2026-06-16 Tired and dispirited, Ray and Debra ask Ray's parents about their sex life, and are surprised at their response. 2026-06-16 Doug and Carrie debate the advantages of selling her engagement ring after discovering that it is worth a fortune. 2026-06-16 Carrie feels that she and Doug are getting stupid as a couple, so she enrolls them and Spence into a class where they read a book and discuss it. 2026-06-16 Doug loses his license to drive after Ray Barone (Ray Romano) cheats off his driving test. Brad Garrett and Peter Boyle also guest star. 2026-06-16 Doug, Carrie and Arthur face a chaotic trip to the grocery store on the day before Thanksgiving; Doug encounters a stranger from his past. 2026-06-16 Arthur's Christmas gift to Doug and Carrie provides a solution to the couple's car troubles that ends up being worse than the problem. 2026-06-16 Carrie fixes Spence (Patton Oswalt) up with an extremely timid girl from her office, but advice from Doug threatens a good thing. 2026-06-16 George enlists Jerry's help in removing a message that he left on a date's (Tory Polone) answering machine. 2026-06-16 Jerry encourages Elaine to move into the vacant apartment in his building. 2026-06-16 Jerry suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George. 2026-06-16 George plots revenge on his former boss (Fred Applegate); Jerry seeks to get even with a laundromat owner (John Capodice). 2026-06-16 Rose auditions for a TV reporter job; Blanche seeks a commitment from a lukewarm beau. 2026-06-16 Blanche robs the cradle to convince Jason, her new lover, how young she is. 2026-06-16 A suspicious Rose asks neighbor Barbara Weston to investigate her new boyfriend, at the same time that Miles returns to her life. 2026-06-16 Long ago antics by Sophia come to light when Dorothy's high-school prom date appears. 2026-06-16 Jeremiah Brent hits the headlines with Drew, Ross and Sunny Anderson and shares a cookie recipe from his mom. 2026-06-16 Drew sits down with the cast of "The Madison" -- Michelle Pfeiffer, Kurt Russell, Beau Garrett, Patrick J. Adams and Elle Chapman -- to talk all about their exciting TV series and play a round of "memory bank.". 2026-06-16 Howard quits his boring job as county clerk and becomes a Caribbean island beachcomber. 2026-06-16 Goober buys the gas station with financial backing from Andy and Emmett. 2026-06-16 Andy and Opie are thrilled when a station owner offers Aunt Bee a job as a television chef. 2026-06-16 Emmett's wife and his brother-in-law needle him to become an insurance salesman. 2026-06-16 The surgical teams must somehow cope with a critical shortage of blood during a grueling 18-hour operating session. 2026-06-16 Maj. Houlihan's fiancé arrives at the 4077th and shocks Frank by asking him to be his best man. 2026-06-16 Radar becomes depressed when he thinks that his manhood has not been fulfilled. 2026-06-16 Kitty is kidnapped by the Apache war priest Gregorio, an escaped cavalry prisoner. 2026-06-16 A small orphan first steals from Matt, then sets out to help him in an ambush. 2026-06-16 The feud between two ranchers (Richard X. Slattery, Sean McClory) is intensified by their children's romance. 2026-06-16 When an old friend of Doc Adams' is suspected of being a thief, Doc takes it upon himself to bring in the man. 2026-06-16 After seeing Matt wounded again, Kitty closes the Long Branch and leaves to form a partnership with a friend. 2026-06-16 Opie gets straight A's on his report card, much to Andy's delight. But when Opie finds out that his teacher made an error, he cannot figure out how to tell the truth without disappointing his father. 2026-06-16 Barney moves into the courthouse jail after his landlady evicts him. When he learns that she is planning to sell her home and marry someone she just met, Barney suspects that she is the victim of a con man. 2026-06-16 Thelma Lou refuses to go with Barney to the town's upcoming dance unless he gets her visiting cousin Mary Grace a date. Just when he and Barney are about to give up, Gomer appears. 2026-06-16 Gomer makes a citizen's arrest of Barney for an illegal U-turn, the same violation Barney has ticketed him for, causing him to overreact and resign as deputy. 2026-06-16 Opie and his friends take their roles as Robin Hood's men seriously when they befriend a hobo. 2026-06-16 Ray and Debra try to decide who should care for their children in case anything should happen to them. 2026-06-16 Debra is upset when her sister, Jennifer, decides to become a nun. 2026-06-16 Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces. 2026-06-17 Ray is happily surprised, and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often. 2026-06-17 Debra spends the entire day cooking with Marie in an attempt to improve their relationship; Frank and Robert accompany Ray to a car show. 2026-06-17 Ray and Debra discuss whether to hold Michael back for another year of pre-kindergarten. 2026-06-17 Ray thinks a family portrait would be the perfect gift for his mother, until the family gets together. 2026-06-17 Doug learns that Carrie was once the lover of the groom at a wedding they are attending; Arthur is unhappy when he doesn't get the entrée that he ordered at the reception. 2026-06-17 A barking dog means sleepless nights for Doug and Carrie; Arthur thinks that a popular comic strip is based on his life. 2026-06-17 Doug forgets Carrie's 30th birthday and has plans to watch the wrestling match; Doug must scramble to put together a romantic evening. 2026-06-17 Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled. 2026-06-17 Doug encourages Carrie to date the police officer who stopped her, hoping to get out of her fourth traffic ticket of the year and avoid a hefty increase in their car insurance. 2026-06-17 Doug inherits his shift supervisor's job after an untimely death but soon misses his old responsibilities. 2026-06-17 Hypochondriac George gets advice from a "holistic" healer (Stephen Tobolowsky) for his claimed heart attack. 2026-06-17 Jerry and Elaine come up with one stipulation when they discuss getting back together as a couple. 2026-06-17 Jerry's cable TV installer (Vic Polizos) shows up on the day Elaine is using his apartment for a baby shower. 2026-06-17 Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant. 2026-06-17 Hoping for a reconciliation, Stan buys a date with Dorothy at a charity auction. 2026-06-17 Sophia becomes the prime suspect in the investigation surrounding a fire at Shady Pines retirement home. 2026-06-17 Sophia becomes the prime suspect in the investigation surrounding a fire at Shady Pines retirement home. 2026-06-17 The ladies must take the stage in the school play when Dorothy's first-graders come down with the measles. 2026-06-17 Bryan Cranston talks about coming back for the "Malcolm in the Middle" reboot, his daughter starring in "The Pitt," and some of his most iconic roles over the years. 2026-06-17 Lauren Conrad tells Drew about reuniting with former castmates for the "Laguna Beach" 20th anniversary reunion special. 2026-06-17 Opie breaks a bottle of expensive perfume at his new job as a drugstore clerk. 2026-06-17 A $500 bequest to the Mayberry church almost provokes a schism over how to spend it. 2026-06-17 Barney is on the spot when he gets Andy to let him use the Taylor home for an East-West summit meeting. 2026-06-17 Goober tries to impress an old friend from mechanics school by claiming to own a chain of gas stations. 2026-06-17 Charles Winchester joins the team; Hot Lips returns from her honeymoon; Klinger learns that his lawyer is a phony. 2026-06-17 Charles Winchester is unhappy with his surroundings at the 4077th; Frank receives psychiatric treatment to get over his love affair with Hot Lips. 2026-06-17 B.J. receives a visit from an old college friend who proceeds to play practical jokes on the M*A*S*H members. 2026-06-17 A mild-mannered bank teller foils a robber but takes some money for himself. 2026-06-17 The abduction of a teenage girl by Indians involves Matt in a long trek to rescue her. 2026-06-17 Newley's best friend becomes the victim of a con game perpetrated by a girl and her partner. 2026-06-17 A psychopathic outlaw takes Dodge City hostage while waiting for an expected gold shipment. 2026-06-17 Three teenage boys on probation from the county jail are welcomed in Dodge City -- for a while. 2026-06-17 Barney organizes a rescue party when Andy and Helen become trapped in a cave after it collapses. Unbeknownst to Barney, the two have already escaped, but decide to go back into the cave to save him from becoming a laughingstock. 2026-06-17 Opie becomes jealous when he thinks Andy likes Trey, his new best friend, more than him. Andy then decides to teach Opie a lesson in friendship. 2026-06-17 Aunt Bee organizes a protest to keep Mr Frisby, the local egg farmer, from getting evicted because of a highway project. However, unbeknownst to her, Mr Frisby is hiding a big secret. 2026-06-17 Barney adds a vintage motorcycle to the rolling stock of the Mayberry Sheriff's Department. 2026-06-17 A mountain-bred would-be Romeo is brought into Andy's home to be taught some manners. 2026-06-17 Debra has Ray doubting his brother's sexual preference when he can't seem to commit in his relationship with Amy. 2026-06-17 Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus. 2026-06-17