TV Land HD Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces. 2026-06-17 Ray is happily surprised, and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often. 2026-06-17 Debra spends the entire day cooking with Marie in an attempt to improve their relationship; Frank and Robert accompany Ray to a car show. 2026-06-17 Ray and Debra discuss whether to hold Michael back for another year of pre-kindergarten. 2026-06-17 Ray thinks a family portrait would be the perfect gift for his mother, until the family gets together. 2026-06-17 Doug learns that Carrie was once the lover of the groom at a wedding they are attending; Arthur is unhappy when he doesn't get the entrée that he ordered at the reception. 2026-06-17 A barking dog means sleepless nights for Doug and Carrie; Arthur thinks that a popular comic strip is based on his life. 2026-06-17 Doug forgets Carrie's 30th birthday and has plans to watch the wrestling match; Doug must scramble to put together a romantic evening. 2026-06-17 Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled. 2026-06-17 Doug encourages Carrie to date the police officer who stopped her, hoping to get out of her fourth traffic ticket of the year and avoid a hefty increase in their car insurance. 2026-06-17 Doug inherits his shift supervisor's job after an untimely death but soon misses his old responsibilities. 2026-06-17 Hypochondriac George gets advice from a "holistic" healer (Stephen Tobolowsky) for his claimed heart attack. 2026-06-17 Jerry and Elaine come up with one stipulation when they discuss getting back together as a couple. 2026-06-17 Jerry's cable TV installer (Vic Polizos) shows up on the day Elaine is using his apartment for a baby shower. 2026-06-17 Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant. 2026-06-17 Hoping for a reconciliation, Stan buys a date with Dorothy at a charity auction. 2026-06-17 Sophia becomes the prime suspect in the investigation surrounding a fire at Shady Pines retirement home. 2026-06-17 Sophia becomes the prime suspect in the investigation surrounding a fire at Shady Pines retirement home. 2026-06-17 The ladies must take the stage in the school play when Dorothy's first-graders come down with the measles. 2026-06-17 Bryan Cranston talks about coming back for the "Malcolm in the Middle" reboot, his daughter starring in "The Pitt," and some of his most iconic roles over the years. 2026-06-17 Lauren Conrad tells Drew about reuniting with former castmates for the "Laguna Beach" 20th anniversary reunion special. 2026-06-17 Opie breaks a bottle of expensive perfume at his new job as a drugstore clerk. 2026-06-17 A $500 bequest to the Mayberry church almost provokes a schism over how to spend it. 2026-06-17 Barney is on the spot when he gets Andy to let him use the Taylor home for an East-West summit meeting. 2026-06-17 Goober tries to impress an old friend from mechanics school by claiming to own a chain of gas stations. 2026-06-17 Charles Winchester joins the team; Hot Lips returns from her honeymoon; Klinger learns that his lawyer is a phony. 2026-06-17 Charles Winchester is unhappy with his surroundings at the 4077th; Frank receives psychiatric treatment to get over his love affair with Hot Lips. 2026-06-17 B.J. receives a visit from an old college friend who proceeds to play practical jokes on the M*A*S*H members. 2026-06-17 A mild-mannered bank teller foils a robber but takes some money for himself. 2026-06-17 The abduction of a teenage girl by Indians involves Matt in a long trek to rescue her. 2026-06-17 Newley's best friend becomes the victim of a con game perpetrated by a girl and her partner. 2026-06-17 A psychopathic outlaw takes Dodge City hostage while waiting for an expected gold shipment. 2026-06-17 Three teenage boys on probation from the county jail are welcomed in Dodge City -- for a while. 2026-06-17 Barney organizes a rescue party when Andy and Helen become trapped in a cave after it collapses. Unbeknownst to Barney, the two have already escaped, but decide to go back into the cave to save him from becoming a laughingstock. 2026-06-17 Opie becomes jealous when he thinks Andy likes Trey, his new best friend, more than him. Andy then decides to teach Opie a lesson in friendship. 2026-06-17 Aunt Bee organizes a protest to keep Mr Frisby, the local egg farmer, from getting evicted because of a highway project. However, unbeknownst to her, Mr Frisby is hiding a big secret. 2026-06-17 Barney adds a vintage motorcycle to the rolling stock of the Mayberry Sheriff's Department. 2026-06-17 A mountain-bred would-be Romeo is brought into Andy's home to be taught some manners. 2026-06-17 Debra has Ray doubting his brother's sexual preference when he can't seem to commit in his relationship with Amy. 2026-06-17 Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus. 2026-06-17 Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon. 2026-06-18 Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital. 2026-06-18 On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game. 2026-06-18 Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time. 2026-06-18 Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally cooks something good. 2026-06-18 Ray (Ray Romano) invites Doug to play golf at an exclusive country club; Marie (Doris Roberts) teaches Carrie how to clean a house. 2026-06-18 Doug is disappointed when Carrie isn't jealous of his beautiful trainee; Arthur feels he's been scammed when he orders a gravestone. 2026-06-18 Carrie is embarrassed by Doug when he shows up unexpectedly and famished at her boss's elegant "drinks-only" cocktail party. 2026-06-18 Carrie befriends her annoying neighbors so that their week at a Hamptons time-share does not go unused; Arthur develops a nasty rash. 2026-06-18 Doug convinces cousin Danny (Gary Valentine) to take Arthur for the weekend; Doug is hit by a baseball and meets a new friend (Bill Cosby) at Dr. Becker's (Ted Danson) office. 2026-06-18 Arthur moves into his own apartment after Doug tells him how he feels about his eccentric behavior; Carrie is concerned that her father can't take care of himself. 2026-06-18 George feels responsible for getting a busboy fired and tries to make it up to him. 2026-06-18 Jerry persuades a dentist friend (Ralph Bruneau) to prescribe an expensive massage for medical reasons. 2026-06-18 George tries honesty when he explains to his new girlfriend (Valerie Mahaffey) why they must break up. 2026-06-18 Jerry and Elaine go to Florida when a condo association honors his father. 2026-06-18 An old photo shows Blanche with Charlie; Sophia has a hearing test. 2026-06-18 Blanche becomes the prime suspect when the roommates go on a murder mystery weekend. 2026-06-18 While on a wheelchair, Sophia manipulates a nurse; Blanche is a stage grandmother. 2026-06-18 Blanche discovers she has exceeded the legal number of tenants she is allowed; Dorothy discovers Sophia's first marriage. 2026-06-18 Billy Bob Thornton, Andy Garcia and Demi Moore ("Landman") tell how each of them first met Drew. 2026-06-18 Billy Bob Thornton, Andy Garcia and Demi Moore ("Landman") play a round of memory bank and dish on their most iconic moments. 2026-06-18 Aunt Bee does well with her flying lessons, until her instructor tells her that she is ready to solo. 2026-06-18 Andy learns that Helen was once arrested for gun possession, gambling and keeping company with a hoodlum. 2026-06-18 Emmett buys his wife a mink coat for their 25th wedding anniversary. 2026-06-18 Howard's mother remarries and moves away, so Howard remodels their home. 2026-06-18 Col. Potter asks a wounded psychiatrist to counsel some of the team because morale is low. 2026-06-18 Charles Winchester records a letter to his wealthy father begging him to use his influence to get him out of the unit. 2026-06-18 Everyone is in an uproar when the emergency supply of light bulbs turns out to be an ice cream churn. 2026-06-18 The 4077th is busy looking after wounded Korean civilians when a shiny 1948 Chevrolet pulls into camp. 2026-06-18 A vengeful ex-convict seeks reprisal against a former partner who deserted him. 2026-06-18 Matt pursues his friend's killer (Ricardo Montalbán), a renegade Indian, high into the mountains of New Mexico. 2026-06-18 A young drifter kidnaps Kitty and holds her captive in a ghost town to lure Doc Adams, Festus and Matt to the area. 2026-06-18 A rancher's son escapes prison, and the bounty hunter who captures him tries to blackmail the boy's family. 2026-06-18 Doc Adams feels threatened when a woman doctor (Vera Miles) arrives in Dodge City to be his replacement. 2026-06-18 Andy and Barney fall for the charms of a female prisoner who threatens to crumble the security of the Mayberry jail. 2026-06-18 Otis Campbell acquires a car and threatens the lives and limbs of Mayberry's pedestrian population. 2026-06-18 Choir director John Masters decides to give Gomer the solo in the upcoming concert instead of Barney. Gomer fakes laryngitis when he learns how important the part is to Barney. 2026-06-18 Barney disguises himself as a dummy in an attempt to solve a series of thefts in a Mayberry department store. 2026-06-18 Andy goes on vacation, leaving Barney and Gomer in charge of Mayberry. However, Andy cannot enjoy his rest as Barney and various townspeople interrupt his peace. 2026-06-18 Gomer believes that Andy has saved his life after Andy wakes him to put out a small fire at the filling station. Indebted, Gomer dedicates himself to repaying Andy in return. 2026-06-18 Ray and Debra scheme to get Frank and Marie out of their hair by having them make new friends, but the plan blows up in their faces. 2026-06-18 Ray is worried when Debra asks him to take the kids out more so she can have time to herself. 2026-06-18