TV Land HD A family of thieves takes Festus and a woman schoolteacher hostage in Cimarron territory. 2026-06-12 After Opie is struck with puppy love, Barney tries to show him how to handle women. 2026-06-12 Barney thinks it's time Andy got married, but Andy has a plan of his own. 2026-06-12 A pack of hunting dogs overruns the Mayberry courthouse just as Andy is trying to impress a state official. 2026-06-12 The Darling family returns to Mayberry and asks Andy for help in dealing with Ernest T. Bass, a mountain man who keeps pursuing Briscoe's married daughter Charlene. 2026-06-12 Barney and Gomer are responsible for watching over two thieves who are temporarily jailed in Mayberry. Between the two of them, the criminals manage to escape three times. 2026-06-12 Opie takes on the job of raising three baby birds after he accidentally kills the mother bird and learns important life lessons along the way. 2026-06-12 Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie. 2026-06-12 Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident. 2026-06-12 Debra grows jealous when the babysitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is. 2026-06-13 Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction. 2026-06-13 Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie. 2026-06-13 Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped "chocolate coins.". 2026-06-13 Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household. 2026-06-13 Carrie sees her dream of living in the city coming true when an apartment becomes available in Manhattan. 2026-06-13 Carrie moves to Manhattan; Doug and Carrie consider adopting a baby after running into friends who recently had a child. 2026-06-13 Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump. 2026-06-13 Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump. 2026-06-13 In-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini. 2026-06-13 Doug tries to trick Carrie into going on a diet after he sees a photo of her overweight mother. With Jerry Stiller. 2026-06-13 At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight. 2026-06-13 Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail. 2026-06-13 Jerry has designs on his new date's collection of toys; Kramer discovers furniture with a noteworthy past. 2026-06-13 Kramer gets into meat slicing; Jerry dates a doctor (Marcia Cross) who isn't impressed with his job; George's new boss is a former adversary. 2026-06-13 After the business she shares with Barb turns out to be profitable, Christine is put between a rock and a hard place deciding whether to spend her share of the money on herself or on charity. 2026-06-13 Christine tries to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts but ends up stranded at a subway station. 2026-06-13 Christine decides Ritchie deserves to go on a family vacation like his friends, but her plans to take him to Florida don't turn out quite as she had intended. 2026-06-13 Christine takes a cranky, pregnant New Christine to a salon for some pampering while Richard plans a surprise wedding. 2026-06-13 Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about?; there is a flurry of activity to figure out the who and the why. 2026-06-13 It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soirée at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past. 2026-06-13 D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings; David finds that Darlene's planning to move in with her new boyfriend Jimmy. 2026-06-13 Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home. 2026-06-13 Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play. 2026-06-13 The Conner family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby they are expecting. 2026-06-13 Dan and Roseanne are awaiting the results of the pregnancy; Dan tries to soothe and comfort Roseanne, but she feels misunderstood and thinks Dan would prefer she didn't have the baby. 2026-06-13 DJ's teacher asks Dan and Roseanne to come and talk to the school; she tells the Conners that she thinks DJ has a learning disability because he refuses to solve problems at the board. 2026-06-13 Dan and Roseanne see the neighbors from the bedroom window; Mark is confused because Becky regularly meets David for coffee and finally asks Darlene for help. 2026-06-13 Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out; an apparent lack of judgment isn't Bev's only problem; in a shocking announcement, she admits that she's an alcoholic. 2026-06-13 Roseanne soon tires of the special treatment she receives after feigning sickness; Bev makes a shocking confession to Jackie. 2026-06-13 D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky. 2026-06-13 Roseanne gets David to paint a wall in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life has become predictable. 2026-06-13 While Roseanne's away, Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred. 2026-06-13 Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne.". 2026-06-13 Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne.". 2026-06-13 Roseanne tries to be persuasive when Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle their romance. 2026-06-13 Dan and Roseanne try to help out when Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone). 2026-06-13 Roseanne and Dan relate D.J.'s acceptance of a domineering girlfriend to their marriage; Fred and Jackie see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres). 2026-06-13 Elaine, Jerry and George go to India for the wedding of Elaine's friend (Brenda Strong); Kramer's death threat. 2026-06-13 Jerry dates a woman with few inhibitions about her body; George awaits an apology; Kramer researches short showers. 2026-06-13 George and his father celebrate an alternative holiday; Kramer goes back to work after a long bagel strike. 2026-06-13 Jerry is finally ready to buy a new car, but things don't go very smoothly when he visits Elaine's boyfriend to make the deal. 2026-06-13 Elaine's boyfriend, Puddy, wears a fur coat; Jerry starts living without a wallet; Newman may be evicted. 2026-06-13 Jerry is aggravated when a woman uses him as a subject for her show; Elaine doesn't understand a cartoon. 2026-06-13 Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key; Elaine dates a mysterious man; George plans a breakup. 2026-06-14