TV Land HD Elaine and Jerry arrange a date for George with one of her unattached friends (Maggie Jakobson). 2026-08-16 Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits. 2026-08-16 Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits. 2026-08-16 Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally. 2026-08-16 Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband. 2026-08-16 After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back. 2026-08-16 George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride. 2026-08-16 Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career. 2026-08-16 When Jerry is booked to appear on "The Tonight Show," he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier. 2026-08-16 While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders. 2026-08-16 Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to create a new television show. 2026-08-16 Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive. 2026-08-16 Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him. 2026-08-16 Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal. 2026-08-16 Christine tries to stay sober at her friend's wedding, but has a hard time keeping her mouth shut nonetheless. 2026-08-16 Christine, Richard, Matthew and Barb test one another's boundaries while following Ritchie to his school's camping trip in the desert. 2026-08-16 Christine realizes that a reckless evening may have jeopardized her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris. 2026-08-16 Barb gives Christine a reason to worry about consummating her relationship with Mr. Harris; Matthew has second thoughts about medical school due to the identity of his first cadaver. 2026-08-16 After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris Christine gets insecure and considers plastic surgery. 2026-08-16 Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a "meanie mom" for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay. 2026-08-16 Christine promises Mr. Harris that she will go to an important event with him, but things don't go as planned when Ritchie's soccer game runs long. 2026-08-16 Christine tries to get over her breakup with Mr. Harris; Matthew realizes his intimacy issues stem from his co-dependency on his sister. 2026-08-16 Christine lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but is a little worried when she learns more about him. 2026-08-16 Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy the house Christine had always wanted. 2026-08-16 Rose makes a mistake when she allows her boyfriend to spend the night with her. 2026-08-16 Rose explains to her daughter why she has so little money to leave in her will. 2026-08-16 Even man-hungry Blanche finds it difficult to tolerate her niece's promiscuous nature. 2026-08-16 Dorothy needs surgery after injuring herself during tap dancing lessons. 2026-08-16 Blanche falls for a handsome and successful businessman but is unsure whether she wants to take on the responsibility of his young children. 2026-08-16 Blanche's professor tells her that she can pass her course easily, in return for unsavory favors. 2026-08-16 Blanche, Dorothy and Rose vie for a charity award while fighting the flu. 2026-08-16 Rose must look for work after she loses her grief-counseling job. 2026-08-16 The roommates welcome Rose's recently blinded sister, whose independent manner is deceptive. 2026-08-16 Blanche panics when her father reveals his outlandish plans for the future. 2026-08-16 Dorothy, Rose and Blanche reminisce about how they all came to live together. 2026-08-16 Blanche fears she may be pregnant, but is actually going through menopause. 2026-08-16 The girls move into a Miami Beach hotel; they dress up to attend Burt Reynolds' movie premiere, only to be caught in a hotel raid, mistaken for prostitutes and dragged off to jail. 2026-08-16 Dorothy begs Blanche to go out with her ex-husband, Stan, but becomes jealous when the couple hits it off; Sophia and Rose begin selling sandwiches on the Boardwalk but inadvertently make an enemy of another vendor. 2026-08-16 After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work. 2026-08-16 Tired and dispirited, Ray and Debra ask Ray's parents about their sex life, and are surprised at their response. 2026-08-16 Ray and Debra try to decide who should care for their children in case anything should happen to them. 2026-08-16 Debra is upset when her sister, Jennifer, decides to become a nun. 2026-08-16 Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces. 2026-08-16 Ray is happily surprised, and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often. 2026-08-16 Debra spends the entire day cooking with Marie in an attempt to improve their relationship; Frank and Robert accompany Ray to a car show. 2026-08-16 Ray and Debra discuss whether to hold Michael back for another year of pre-kindergarten. 2026-08-16 Ray thinks a family portrait would be the perfect gift for his mother, until the family gets together. 2026-08-17 Debra has Ray doubting his brother's sexual preference when he can't seem to commit in his relationship with Amy. 2026-08-17 Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus. 2026-08-17 Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon. 2026-08-17 Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital. 2026-08-17 Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble. 2026-08-17 Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate. 2026-08-17 A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie). 2026-08-17 Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs. 2026-08-17 Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date. 2026-08-17 Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police. 2026-08-17 Elaine accidentally reveals too much cleavage on her Christmas card; Kramer is asked to pose for a risqué underwear ad. 2026-08-17 Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster. 2026-08-17 Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox. 2026-08-17 Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend. 2026-08-17 An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions. 2026-08-17 When Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort senior citizens in their homes, it leads to disaster for all. 2026-08-17 Jerry dumps his girlfriend when he finds out she may have breast implants; Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at a health club. 2026-08-17 Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight; Kramer and Jerry have an accident with a Junior Mint; Jerry tries to remember the name of a woman whose name rhymes with a female body part. 2026-08-17 Drew-crewer Will Taylor shares his best design tips that help avoid waste. 2026-08-17 It's Drew's Soup Showdown with Drew and Pilar Valdes facing off against Amanda Freitag and Valerie Bertinelli; "The Kitchen" co-hosts Geoffrey Zakarian, Jeff Mauro and Katie Lee serve as judges. 2026-08-17 Andy sends Opie to an exclusive camp for boys, where he makes a wealthy friend. 2026-08-17 Millie's former boyfriend threatens to beat up Howard if the two don't break up. 2026-08-17 Aunt Bee, summoned for jury duty, disagrees with fellow jurors on her first case. 2026-08-17 Opie disobeys Andy and tape-records a bank robber's confession. 2026-08-17 While settling down to listen to the Army-Navy game, the 4077th is bombarded and left with an unexploded bomb to defuse. 2026-08-17 After a bad session in the O.R., Hawkeye quarrels with Frank over his inadequacies, then finds one of his own patients is sinking fast. 2026-08-17 When Frank threatens to leave, Hawkeye and Trapper find it means double duty for them and invent a way to make him stay. 2026-08-17 News spreads throughout the camp that a cease-fire is imminent. 2026-08-17 A mixed-race Apache Indian reservation policeman tracks a band of renegades to Dodge City. While in the area, he visits his mother, who refuses to acknowledge him due to his race. 2026-08-17 An outlaw's return to his homestead to claim some hidden loot leads to nothing but trouble. 2026-08-17 A band of Comanches pursues Matt as he crosses the desert with a prisoner. 2026-08-17 A man is accused of murder after being found drunk beside a dying man. 2026-08-17 A schoolmarm's crooked relatives begin a moonshining operation in Dodge City. 2026-08-17 Andy and Barney help Jeff, a farmer visiting Mayberry, search for a bride by cleaning him up and teaching him proper etiquette. Unfortunately for Barney, Jeff chooses Thelma Lou as his wife. 2026-08-17 Opie joins a secret club and is responsible for the candle they use in their meetings. When the barn the club meets in is burned to the ground, Opie is accused of starting the fire. 2026-08-17 Andy teaches Ronald Bailey, the spoiled son of a rich man, the importance of being self-reliant and responsible. 2026-08-17 After a shaky start, male patrons accept the addition of a manicurist to Floyd's barbershop. 2026-08-17 A Mayberry resident is convinced he is a jinx until Andy helps restore his self-confidence. 2026-08-17 Mayberry's small-town methods prove more effective in capturing a fugitive than those of the state police. 2026-08-17 On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game. 2026-08-17 Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time. 2026-08-17 Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally cooks something good. 2026-08-18