TV Land HD Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early. 2026-10-01 Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech. 2026-10-01 Robert becomes defensive when Amy's parents point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit. 2026-10-01 While assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families. 2026-10-01 Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends. 2026-10-01 Doug tries to prove he would protect Carrie in a life-or-death situation after he makes a dumb move while on a rough plane ride. 2026-10-01 Carrie asks Doug to be a witness at her boss's trial, but then fears he won't be professional in the courtroom. 2026-10-01 Spence's new girlfriend Becky, a trainee chef, leads Doug into temptation with her culinary delights, to the annoyance of Carrie. 2026-10-01 Doug spoils Carrie's plans for a romantic weekend when he organizes an outing to Atlantic City; his boss ends up joining them. 2026-10-01 Doug becomes addicted to the nightlife after he agrees to go club hopping with Deacon to help snap him out of his depression. 2026-10-01 Doug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans after having promised his cousins they would never travel there without them. 2026-10-01 Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend. 2026-10-01 George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant). 2026-10-01 Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter. 2026-10-01 Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail. 2026-10-01 Kramer gets into meat slicing; Jerry dates a doctor (Marcia Cross) who isn't impressed with his job; George's new boss is a former adversary. 2026-10-01 Elaine, Jerry and George go to India for the wedding of Elaine's friend (Brenda Strong); Kramer's death threat. 2026-10-01 An old photo shows Blanche with Charlie; Sophia has a hearing test. 2026-10-01 Blanche becomes the prime suspect when the roommates go on a murder mystery weekend. 2026-10-01 Chelsea Handler tells Drew about headlining The High and Mighty Tour; the dating hour continues with Chelsea, Yamaneika Saunders and comic Jared Freid sharing ghosting stories. 2026-10-01 Chelsea Handler, Valerie Bertinelli and Yamaneika Saunders talk about the latest viral headlines in dating. 2026-10-01 Barney returns to Mayberry to attend his high-school reunion. 2026-10-01 Barney is shamed into displaying his "legendary" courage by going after an escaped convict. 2026-10-01 Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique pin, but finds it after she has spent the money. 2026-10-01 An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendant of the famous Wyatt. 2026-10-01 The junkman makes a much-needed surgical clamp for the 4077th; Klinger throws out Hot Lips' wedding ring. 2026-10-01 Klinger and Father Mulcahy risk their lives to recover stolen medical supplies from a nearby bombed-out school. 2026-10-01 Radar borrows Charles' record player and takes over as the M*A*S*H disc jockey. 2026-10-01 When Margaret thinks she might be pregnant, the only rabbit available for the test is Radar's pet Fluffy. 2026-10-01 Festus is mistaken for a gunman and offered $3,000 to fight the sons of a man his cousin is accused of killing. 2026-10-01 A gunman falls for one of Kitty's saloon girls (Lane Bradbury) while waiting to kill Matt and rob the bank. 2026-10-01 A boy comes to Dodge City in search of his father, only to learn that the man is a wanted criminal. 2026-10-01 An embittered lawman seeks revenge against the men who destroyed his town and took away his wife. 2026-10-01 Kitty is torn between her obligation to a man who saved her life and her concern for the law and Matt. 2026-10-01 Barney's cousin Virgil overcomes his awkwardness as soon as he learns that people have confidence in him. 2026-10-01 Otis overcomes his weakness for liquor and impresses his relatives when Andy makes him a temporary deputy. 2026-10-01 When Opie starts talking about Mr. McBeevee, Andy and Barney suspect he has an imaginary friend. 2026-10-01 Peggy McMillan and Andy get along fine until he learns her father is rich. 2026-10-01 The new mayor of Mayberry is critical of Andy's work as sheriff. 2026-10-01 When Aunt Bee goes away for a visit, Andy and Opie discover the problems of bachelorhood. 2026-10-01 A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for headshots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared. 2026-10-01 Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone. 2026-10-01 Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future. 2026-10-02 One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family. 2026-10-02 Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation. 2026-10-02 Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life. 2026-10-02 Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA. 2026-10-02 Carrie and Doug try to find a date for Deacon so they can all golf together as a foursome at the country club. 2026-10-02 Doug's uncle (guest star Gavin MacLeod) offers financial backing when Doug expresses a desire to open a sandwich shop. 2026-10-02 Doug starts acting like a child when Carrie goes on a business trip and his parents come for a visit. 2026-10-02 Doug tries to get Carrie drunk so he can cheat on his diet, but things get out of hand. Lou Ferrigno guest stars. 2026-10-02 Doug hates Carrie's new hairstyle but can't bring himself to tell her the truth; Spence dreads an upcoming reunion with a former teacher. 2026-10-02 When their accountant makes them feel guilty about their lack of charitable donations, Doug and Carrie decide to make a large donation to a school library. 2026-10-02 Jerry dates a woman with few inhibitions about her body; George awaits an apology; Kramer researches short showers. 2026-10-02 Jerry is finally ready to buy a new car, but things don't go very smoothly when he visits Elaine's boyfriend to make the deal. 2026-10-02 Elaine's boyfriend, Puddy, wears a fur coat; Jerry starts living without a wallet; Newman may be evicted. 2026-10-02 Jerry is aggravated when a woman uses him as a subject for her show; Elaine doesn't understand a cartoon. 2026-10-02 Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key; Elaine dates a mysterious man; George plans a breakup. 2026-10-02 Jerry buys his father (Barney Martin) an organizer but can't make him use it; Kramer retires next to the Seinfelds. 2026-10-02 Christine signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) informs her that he has had trouble making friends. 2026-10-02 Christine tries to reignite the relationship between her brother and his ex-girlfriend; Richard tries to interest Ritchie in his job. 2026-10-02 Drew sits down with "Verity" stars Anne Hathaway and Josh Hartnett and author Colleen Hoover to discuss the upcoming dramatic film adaptation of the best-selling novel. 2026-10-02 Drew sits down with "Verity" stars Anne Hathaway and Josh Hartnett and author Colleen Hoover to discuss the upcoming dramatic film adaptation of the best-selling novel. 2026-10-02 Andy faces some new problems when Aunt Bee buys a secondhand car. 2026-10-02 Opie is reluctant to attend the school party after he learns that it is a dance. 2026-10-02 Andy has a problem when a band of gypsies comes to Mayberry and puts a curse on the town. 2026-10-02 Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town, but she has eyes for Andy. 2026-10-02 After a delay of five weeks, five sacks of mail finally arrive at the 4077th. 2026-10-02 A "chest cutter" and a nurse from the 8063rd are sent to the 4077th in return for Hawkeye and Nurse Bigelow. 2026-10-02 Col. Potter learns that negative reports regarding him and the 4077th have reached Seoul. 2026-10-02 The amphetamine pill Charles takes to give him some energy has strange results. 2026-10-02 Matt tries to bring a man to justice despite a maniacal man's vengeful attacks. 2026-10-02 An outlaw, after eight years as a farmer, rejoins his old gang to rob the freight office. 2026-10-02 Private detectives lay a trap for a fugitive using the man's daughter (Kim Darby) and Kitty as the bait. 2026-10-02 An assistant attorney general uses Matt's friendship for an outlaw to further his political career. 2026-10-02 A fugitive assumes the identity of a man he believes has died from the bite of a rattlesnake. 2026-10-02 The Mayberry mayor demands Andy get a crime expert from the city to help solve several cow thefts. 2026-10-02 Peggy McMillan breaks a date with Andy and Barney tries to console him. 2026-10-02 Barney loses his self-confidence when two farmers ignore his warning to stop selling produce from their truck. 2026-10-02 The Mayberry band, which has more flats than sharps, gets ready for its annual trip to the state band competition. 2026-10-02 Floyd tries to impress his pen pal Madelyn Grayson, a rich widow, by pretending to be a wealthy man. Things get complicated when Madelyn decides to visit Mayberry and meet him face-to-face. 2026-10-02 Opie is jealous of all the time his father spends with his new girlfriend, so he feigns several illnesses to keep them apart. 2026-10-02 Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked. 2026-10-02 The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions. 2026-10-02