TV Land HD Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future. 2026-10-02 One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family. 2026-10-02 Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation. 2026-10-02 Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life. 2026-10-02 Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA. 2026-10-02 Carrie and Doug try to find a date for Deacon so they can all golf together as a foursome at the country club. 2026-10-02 Doug's uncle (guest star Gavin MacLeod) offers financial backing when Doug expresses a desire to open a sandwich shop. 2026-10-02 Doug starts acting like a child when Carrie goes on a business trip and his parents come for a visit. 2026-10-02 Doug tries to get Carrie drunk so he can cheat on his diet, but things get out of hand. Lou Ferrigno guest stars. 2026-10-02 Doug hates Carrie's new hairstyle but can't bring himself to tell her the truth; Spence dreads an upcoming reunion with a former teacher. 2026-10-02 When their accountant makes them feel guilty about their lack of charitable donations, Doug and Carrie decide to make a large donation to a school library. 2026-10-02 Jerry dates a woman with few inhibitions about her body; George awaits an apology; Kramer researches short showers. 2026-10-02 Jerry is finally ready to buy a new car, but things don't go very smoothly when he visits Elaine's boyfriend to make the deal. 2026-10-02 Elaine's boyfriend, Puddy, wears a fur coat; Jerry starts living without a wallet; Newman may be evicted. 2026-10-02 Jerry is aggravated when a woman uses him as a subject for her show; Elaine doesn't understand a cartoon. 2026-10-02 Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key; Elaine dates a mysterious man; George plans a breakup. 2026-10-02 Jerry buys his father (Barney Martin) an organizer but can't make him use it; Kramer retires next to the Seinfelds. 2026-10-02 Christine signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) informs her that he has had trouble making friends. 2026-10-02 Christine tries to reignite the relationship between her brother and his ex-girlfriend; Richard tries to interest Ritchie in his job. 2026-10-02 Drew sits down with "Verity" stars Anne Hathaway and Josh Hartnett and author Colleen Hoover to discuss the upcoming dramatic film adaptation of the best-selling novel. 2026-10-02 Drew sits down with "Verity" stars Anne Hathaway and Josh Hartnett and author Colleen Hoover to discuss the upcoming dramatic film adaptation of the best-selling novel. 2026-10-02 Andy faces some new problems when Aunt Bee buys a secondhand car. 2026-10-02 Opie is reluctant to attend the school party after he learns that it is a dance. 2026-10-02 Andy has a problem when a band of gypsies comes to Mayberry and puts a curse on the town. 2026-10-02 Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town, but she has eyes for Andy. 2026-10-02 After a delay of five weeks, five sacks of mail finally arrive at the 4077th. 2026-10-02 A "chest cutter" and a nurse from the 8063rd are sent to the 4077th in return for Hawkeye and Nurse Bigelow. 2026-10-02 Col. Potter learns that negative reports regarding him and the 4077th have reached Seoul. 2026-10-02 The amphetamine pill Charles takes to give him some energy has strange results. 2026-10-02 Matt tries to bring a man to justice despite a maniacal man's vengeful attacks. 2026-10-02 An outlaw, after eight years as a farmer, rejoins his old gang to rob the freight office. 2026-10-02 Private detectives lay a trap for a fugitive using the man's daughter (Kim Darby) and Kitty as the bait. 2026-10-02 An assistant attorney general uses Matt's friendship for an outlaw to further his political career. 2026-10-02 A fugitive assumes the identity of a man he believes has died from the bite of a rattlesnake. 2026-10-02 The Mayberry mayor demands Andy get a crime expert from the city to help solve several cow thefts. 2026-10-02 Peggy McMillan breaks a date with Andy and Barney tries to console him. 2026-10-02 Barney loses his self-confidence when two farmers ignore his warning to stop selling produce from their truck. 2026-10-02 The Mayberry band, which has more flats than sharps, gets ready for its annual trip to the state band competition. 2026-10-02 Floyd tries to impress his pen pal Madelyn Grayson, a rich widow, by pretending to be a wealthy man. Things get complicated when Madelyn decides to visit Mayberry and meet him face-to-face. 2026-10-02 Opie is jealous of all the time his father spends with his new girlfriend, so he feigns several illnesses to keep them apart. 2026-10-02 Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked. 2026-10-02 The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions. 2026-10-02 Robert and Amy find that living with Marie and Frank has a definite downside. 2026-10-03 Amy's parents ask Ray to give Peter dating advice. 2026-10-03 Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house. 2026-10-03 Trying to be funny, Ray makes a remark to a friend of his children, but he discovers that it upset his family. 2026-10-03 Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen. 2026-10-03 Doug tries to keep $5,000 in gambling winnings a secret from Carrie, who didn't want him betting to begin with; Carrie is offered a new job. Eddie Money guest stars. 2026-10-03 When Doug goes to Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) for a root canal, he finds out Carrie used to have a major crush on the dentist. 2026-10-03 Carrie and Doug send Arthur to a psychiatrist (William Hurt), to whom he reveals his relationship with his father (Ben Stiller). 2026-10-03 Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep. 2026-10-03 Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight. 2026-10-03 Carrie's prayer for a raise is miraculously answered while in church, prompting her and Doug to start asking God to grant wishes. 2026-10-03 George learns to leave at the right moment; Jerry has a new girl (Cindy Ambuehl) with a past; Puddy (Patrick Warburton) is religious. 2026-10-03 Jerry decides to teach Uncle Leo a lesson after he catches him shoplifting at a bookstore; Elaine humiliates herself at a party. 2026-10-03 Elaine wolfs down Peterman's (John O'Hurley) pricey cheesecake; Kramer calls in "the guys" for George. 2026-10-03 Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) begins dating his new maid (Angela Featherstone); George ponders a nickname; Elaine has to get the new area code. 2026-10-03 Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of "Seinfeld" are brought together in a celebration of the series. 2026-10-03 Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of "Seinfeld" are brought together in a celebration of the series. 2026-10-03 Christine wants credit for turning Richard into a good boyfriend and for recommending a thoughtful birthday gift for New Christine to give him. 2026-10-03 After taking sleeping pills, Christine discovers that she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out. 2026-10-03 Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded. 2026-10-03 Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead. 2026-10-03 Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal. 2026-10-03 Plans for Eddie and Crystal's wedding proceed until Crystal reveals more news. 2026-10-03 Jackie has a date in her apartment; Roseanne and Becky have an argument and Roseanne's discipline drives Becky to Jackie's front door. 2026-10-03 Rosie teaches Darlene's home economics class; the students get a life lesson and learn firsthand how to provide for a family when the money is always tight. 2026-10-03 Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene gets her heart broken. 2026-10-03 When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast. 2026-10-03 Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas. 2026-10-03 Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle. 2026-10-03 Roseanne confronts her neighbors when they complain that D.J. is a bad influence on their son (Troy Davidson). 2026-10-03 Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze. 2026-10-03 Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress. 2026-10-03 Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother (Shelley Winters) to move in with them. 2026-10-03 Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend (Jay O. Sanders), until the rules change. 2026-10-03 Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control. 2026-10-03 Domestic war breaks out when Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge while they work late at the bike shop. 2026-10-03 After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancée, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life; D.J. adopts a stray dog. 2026-10-03 Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car. 2026-10-03 After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law. 2026-10-03 After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law. 2026-10-03 A woman's impending visit excites Jerry, until he learns she's getting married. 2026-10-03 Jerry goes to great lengths to find and woo a woman he met at a party. 2026-10-03 Jerry's plans to move to a new apartment are complicated by George and Elaine. 2026-10-03 Jerry breaks off an unusual friendship with a fellow (Kevin Dunn) he has disliked for years. 2026-10-03 George and Jerry invest in falling stock after a bad tip from a stock-market shyster. 2026-10-04