TV Land HD Robert and Amy find that living with Marie and Frank has a definite downside. 2026-10-03 Amy's parents ask Ray to give Peter dating advice. 2026-10-03 Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house. 2026-10-03 Trying to be funny, Ray makes a remark to a friend of his children, but he discovers that it upset his family. 2026-10-03 Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen. 2026-10-03 Doug tries to keep $5,000 in gambling winnings a secret from Carrie, who didn't want him betting to begin with; Carrie is offered a new job. Eddie Money guest stars. 2026-10-03 When Doug goes to Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) for a root canal, he finds out Carrie used to have a major crush on the dentist. 2026-10-03 Carrie and Doug send Arthur to a psychiatrist (William Hurt), to whom he reveals his relationship with his father (Ben Stiller). 2026-10-03 Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep. 2026-10-03 Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight. 2026-10-03 Carrie's prayer for a raise is miraculously answered while in church, prompting her and Doug to start asking God to grant wishes. 2026-10-03 George learns to leave at the right moment; Jerry has a new girl (Cindy Ambuehl) with a past; Puddy (Patrick Warburton) is religious. 2026-10-03 Jerry decides to teach Uncle Leo a lesson after he catches him shoplifting at a bookstore; Elaine humiliates herself at a party. 2026-10-03 Elaine wolfs down Peterman's (John O'Hurley) pricey cheesecake; Kramer calls in "the guys" for George. 2026-10-03 Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) begins dating his new maid (Angela Featherstone); George ponders a nickname; Elaine has to get the new area code. 2026-10-03 Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of "Seinfeld" are brought together in a celebration of the series. 2026-10-03 Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of "Seinfeld" are brought together in a celebration of the series. 2026-10-03 Christine wants credit for turning Richard into a good boyfriend and for recommending a thoughtful birthday gift for New Christine to give him. 2026-10-03 After taking sleeping pills, Christine discovers that she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out. 2026-10-03 Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded. 2026-10-03 Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead. 2026-10-03 Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal. 2026-10-03 Plans for Eddie and Crystal's wedding proceed until Crystal reveals more news. 2026-10-03 Jackie has a date in her apartment; Roseanne and Becky have an argument and Roseanne's discipline drives Becky to Jackie's front door. 2026-10-03 Rosie teaches Darlene's home economics class; the students get a life lesson and learn firsthand how to provide for a family when the money is always tight. 2026-10-03 Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene gets her heart broken. 2026-10-03 When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast. 2026-10-03 Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas. 2026-10-03 Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle. 2026-10-03 Roseanne confronts her neighbors when they complain that D.J. is a bad influence on their son (Troy Davidson). 2026-10-03 Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze. 2026-10-03 Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress. 2026-10-03 Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother (Shelley Winters) to move in with them. 2026-10-03 Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend (Jay O. Sanders), until the rules change. 2026-10-03 Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control. 2026-10-03 Domestic war breaks out when Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge while they work late at the bike shop. 2026-10-03 After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancée, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life; D.J. adopts a stray dog. 2026-10-03 Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car. 2026-10-03 After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law. 2026-10-03 After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law. 2026-10-03 A woman's impending visit excites Jerry, until he learns she's getting married. 2026-10-03 Jerry goes to great lengths to find and woo a woman he met at a party. 2026-10-03 Jerry's plans to move to a new apartment are complicated by George and Elaine. 2026-10-03 Jerry breaks off an unusual friendship with a fellow (Kevin Dunn) he has disliked for years. 2026-10-03 George and Jerry invest in falling stock after a bad tip from a stock-market shyster. 2026-10-04 Jerry gives George advice on breaking up and then finds himself in the same boat. 2026-10-04 Jerry feels responsible for the death of an elderly woman (Rozsika Halmos) he upset the day before. 2026-10-04 Jerry buys a very expensive suede jacket but learns that clothes don't always make the man. 2026-10-04 George enlists Jerry's help in removing a message that he left on a date's (Tory Polone) answering machine. 2026-10-04 Jerry encourages Elaine to move into the vacant apartment in his building. 2026-10-04 Jerry suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George. 2026-10-04 George plots revenge on his former boss (Fred Applegate); Jerry seeks to get even with a laundromat owner (John Capodice). 2026-10-04 Hypochondriac George gets advice from a "holistic" healer (Stephen Tobolowsky) for his claimed heart attack. 2026-10-04 Jerry and Elaine come up with one stipulation when they discuss getting back together as a couple. 2026-10-04 Jerry's cable TV installer (Vic Polizos) shows up on the day Elaine is using his apartment for a baby shower. 2026-10-04 Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant. 2026-10-04 George feels responsible for getting a busboy fired and tries to make it up to him. 2026-10-04 Jerry persuades a dentist friend (Ralph Bruneau) to prescribe an expensive massage for medical reasons. 2026-10-04 Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother (Charles Esten). 2026-10-04 Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active. 2026-10-04 Christine nearly gets Mr. Harris fired when she sends an e-mail intended for Barb to all the parents at Ritchie's school. 2026-10-04 When Christine figures out Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, she goes to any length possible to make sure he doesn't screw up the job. 2026-10-04 Christine tries to stay sober at her friend's wedding, but has a hard time keeping her mouth shut nonetheless. 2026-10-04 Christine, Richard, Matthew and Barb test one another's boundaries while following Ritchie to his school's camping trip in the desert. 2026-10-04 Christine realizes that a reckless evening may have jeopardized her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris. 2026-10-04 Barb gives Christine a reason to worry about consummating her relationship with Mr. Harris; Matthew has second thoughts about medical school due to the identity of his first cadaver. 2026-10-04 After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris Christine gets insecure and considers plastic surgery. 2026-10-04 Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a "meanie mom" for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay. 2026-10-04 While on a wheelchair, Sophia manipulates a nurse; Blanche is a stage grandmother. 2026-10-04 Blanche discovers she has exceeded the legal number of tenants she is allowed; Dorothy discovers Sophia's first marriage. 2026-10-04 Rose thinks her late husband is using inanimate objects to communicate with her from beyond the grave. 2026-10-04 Blanche's date still lives with his mother; Stan wants Dorothy and Sophia to attend therapy with him. 2026-10-04 Dorothy's Saturday night date causes Rose, Blanche and Sophia to recall scandalous evenings from the past. 2026-10-04 Sophia predicts a hurricane's path; Blanche and Rose participate in a telethon; Dorothy joins Stan in therapy. 2026-10-04 Dr. Halperin counsels Dorothy at home; a police evacuation forces everyone to take refuge at the TV station. 2026-10-04 Rose gives the boot to penny-pinching Miles; Blanche loses track of Sophia while Dorothy is vacationing. 2026-10-04 While choking, Sophia has an out-of-body experience; Blanche protests the demolition of the family's plantation. 2026-10-04 A soldier returning from the Persian Gulf sweeps Blanche off her feet. 2026-10-04 Sophia accidentally comes away with the visiting pope's ring, then refuses to return it. 2026-10-04 Sophia seeks a swinging senior through the personals column; Rose can't recall an old beau who comes to visit her. 2026-10-04 A teacher breathes life into Dorothy's decades-old crush on him; Rose makes her debut as a TV producer. 2026-10-04 Blanche fails to seduce her date and is heartbroken; Dorothy goes bananas over a "Beatlemania" cast member. 2026-10-04 Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much. 2026-10-04 Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra. 2026-10-04 Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family. 2026-10-04 A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond. 2026-10-04 Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation. 2026-10-04 Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter. 2026-10-04 Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud. 2026-10-04 Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks. 2026-10-04